Thank you for the insightful post, Limp Willie. Whenever people make fun of your limp willie, I defend you. I say, "No, his name is Limp Willie. It's not meant to be a description."

"But why would Limp Willie be called that if he was able to muster an erection?"

"Oooooohhhhh....you're onto something there. I didn't think about that."

Logic 201:
1. Limp Willie has ED.
2. Diabetes, high blood pressure, multiple sclerosis, vascular disease, prostate problmes, bladder issues, kidney disease, hormonal abnormalities, stress and anxiety all contribute to ED.
3. ERGO: Limp Willie has more diseases and health issues than anyone I know.

Get well soon, Limpman. I will ask around to see if anyone has any Xanax or medical marijuana to help you in this difficult, boner-free time.