Logic 101:

a. Hailey Young like to suck off Brandon Irons' herpespenis.
b. Only super fugly whores like to suck off Brandon Irons herpespenis
c. ERGO: Hailey Young is a fugly whore.

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One other nice thing to say about Hailey: I was in Miami a few years ago with Jake Malone and others. Hailey came to the Colony hotel and worked with everyone, doing whatever each of us wanted. She fucked all 4 of us and it was the highlight of the trip....at least for me.

Translation: none of you had any Xanax around, so she worked for cash to buy Xanax and hippie lettuce.