Here's your chance to win something. I haven't exactly figured it out yet. but have faith.

Once, I thought XPT's favorite sixhead Hailey "Xanax & Maryjane" Young had finally washed out of porn. Strangely, I see her popping up now at the "big-boob" website Brazzers, which of course means they are three steps from bankruptcy, and are airing all those "forgotten" episodes they all figured were trash, but which they wisely kept for a rainy day.

So here's your chance to deconstruct Hailey Young, hopefully in a kinky, Derridean way. Only rule is that your quote has to fit within the confines of the white "thought bubble." Yes, the Brandon Iron post below shows that you actually have to do some work and edit the picture in question, sorry if that takes too much out of your degenerate day. I know, most whores can't think, but just pretend. Be kinky, vile, disgusting, perverse, maybe even true.

Good luck!

Also taking requests for future "thought bubble" whore-contestants.

"This bong is plugged!"

[ed: dummy, you have to edit the picture with your caption. DQ'ed, as expected.]

Never learned how to do this....sorry.

My second attempt...

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For the record, I love Hailey. She's rocks her scenes.

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Sorry, couldn't get Mark Trademan's "about gold stock market" post in that little white box. Oh well, it seemed like a perfect match.

Right now my vote goes Croc's first and AssHat's. I tried. They all can't be winners.

Anyone up for doing this one?

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^ Good shit FB.

Or "my butt hurts" !!! woof !

Pre-nom for best thread of the year. Thanks, Willie, and participants!

I don't know how to fill in a thought bubble, but mine would be Hailey Young:

"I can park anyway thanks to Da Burg!"

Enough! For fuck's sake, it was 3 years ago that she played musical penises with a bunch of different guys, yet I was the only one with a CHAIR too....

I really miss her actually...sometimes you can have a good thing but you dont realize it, or dont quite see it's application.

Fuckin' Gia, only she would KNOW that my handicap placards are the things whores love most after money and pills....I feel naked and exposed now.

Hailey come back...I will treat you like the filthy whore you wanted to be treated like, not as a "friend"....

I agree with Burg, "whores as friends" is completely overrated & somewhat impossible.

*************VOTE FOR THE WINNER**************

Thank you for all your contributions. I think you are all total degenerates. Some were very good, insider references which are always funny. Now vote for one of the finalists:

(in order of appearance)


I'll mail a copy of the winning entry to Hailey Young's MySpace page.

A humble thank you for the nom, sir.

Via Brazzers forum.

Awww Thank you so much, im so glad all you losers still care about me enough to post stupid shit like that bc you have nothing better to do. As I have said in the past christian, I do not and have not had a problem with you, just bc i wont work with you you find it amusing to talk shit about me, that is fine but keep that stupid ass waste of time board away from here and have fun posting shit about me there that is fine bc i dont give a shit. I have a great life, and you can say i smoke crack and meth all you want but myself as well as everyone that knows me knows it is not true. Have a nice life, actually get a life! XOXO Hailey.

BTW: CXXX got banned from the Brazzers Forum for posting the link to this site.

I say this again: Hailey rocks her scenes. It's fun to poke fun here and there but as a performer, she lays it down. Killer body. Killer attitude. A real pleaser.

One other nice thing to say about Hailey: I was in Miami a few years ago with Jake Malone and others. Hailey came to the Colony hotel and worked with everyone, doing whatever each of us wanted. She fucked all 4 of us and it was the highlight of the trip....at least for me.

Logic 101:

a. Hailey Young like to suck off Brandon Irons' herpespenis.
b. Only super fugly whores like to suck off Brandon Irons herpespenis
c. ERGO: Hailey Young is a fugly whore.

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One other nice thing to say about Hailey: I was in Miami a few years ago with Jake Malone and others. Hailey came to the Colony hotel and worked with everyone, doing whatever each of us wanted. She fucked all 4 of us and it was the highlight of the trip....at least for me.

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Translation: none of you had any Xanax around, so she worked for cash to buy Xanax and hippie lettuce.

Thank you for the insightful post, Limp Willie. Whenever people make fun of your limp willie, I defend you. I say, "No, his name is Limp Willie. It's not meant to be a description."

"But why would Limp Willie be called that if he was able to muster an erection?"

"Oooooohhhhh....you're onto something there. I didn't think about that."

Logic 201:
1. Limp Willie has ED.
2. Diabetes, high blood pressure, multiple sclerosis, vascular disease, prostate problmes, bladder issues, kidney disease, hormonal abnormalities, stress and anxiety all contribute to ED.
3. ERGO: Limp Willie has more diseases and health issues than anyone I know.

Get well soon, Limpman. I will ask around to see if anyone has any Xanax or medical marijuana to help you in this difficult, boner-free time.