Here's your chance to win something. I haven't exactly figured it out yet. but have faith.

Once, I thought XPT's favorite sixhead Hailey "Xanax & Maryjane" Young had finally washed out of porn. Strangely, I see her popping up now at the "big-boob" website Brazzers, which of course means they are three steps from bankruptcy, and are airing all those "forgotten" episodes they all figured were trash, but which they wisely kept for a rainy day.

So here's your chance to deconstruct Hailey Young, hopefully in a kinky, Derridean way. Only rule is that your quote has to fit within the confines of the white "thought bubble." Yes, the Brandon Iron post below shows that you actually have to do some work and edit the picture in question, sorry if that takes too much out of your degenerate day. I know, most whores can't think, but just pretend. Be kinky, vile, disgusting, perverse, maybe even true.

Good luck!