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how do porn star girls avoid stds and pregnancy? theres creampie scenes"



A valid question, Sam. If Mama Gomez knew the answer then she wouldn't have shat you at sixteen, and could've taught you the basics. Pornstars use this new thing called birth control, a practice unknown to your people of the cactus jumping community. Maybe read up on it before the next weekly family reunion when you and cousin Esta have a little too much tequila and you're feeling around in her el caballo toxico.