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Her Myspace page says she's 27 (which roughly translates into at least 35). Why all this encouragement to stay in school?

If she had any interest or ability to do anything even remotely legitimate with her life, she should probably be well on her way to accomplishing it by now. If you are 27 (or more likely older than that) and thinking about getting into porn, aren't you really admitting to yourself and the world that higher education isn't right for you?

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Good catch. So twu. If she's 27 and just now looking to get into porn, that means she's lazy as fuck and can't do anything worthwhile other than working at Dollar General stocking fucking shelves. This also means she probably lives in a trailer, has two kids by two different baby daddy's, and has stretch marks out the ass which is why she came onto a Porn Board without any pixs. There's a lot of strip clubs on the side of the Interstate looking for the 2-6 a.m. shift for the Trucker's Special.