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#415964 - 04/13/09 02:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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My advice is to remain a stripper & stay in college. Nothing good comes of being a whore.
The plus side is, if not instantly, you'll be able to invade both the "general whore" and "MILF" markets almost back-to-back.
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#415965 - 04/13/09 02:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I suggest trying to come up with a more memorable name. The moment I saw your post I went looking for more pictures but couldn't remember who I was looking for.
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#415967 - 04/13/09 02:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I was just saying that I think there is a glut of alliterated "J" names in porn.
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#415968 - 04/13/09 03:14 PM
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My advice is to remain a stripper & stay in college. Nothing good comes of being a whore.
Sigmund, my ace.....you do not quantify dancing 4 dollars as being a whore? my friend you need to see a shrink.
I have met a ton of "dancers"...who say I cant believe im showing this guy my gash for $1.00....
its almost as bad as........
[Valentine overhears the Dukes talking in the bathroom]
Randolph Duke: Pay up, Mortimer. I've won the bet.
Mortimer Duke: Here, one dollar.
Randolph Duke: [chuckling] We took a perfectly useless psychopath like Valentine, and turned him into a successful executive. And during the same time, we turned an honest, hard-working man into a violently, deranged, would-be killer!
[laughs]
Randolph Duke: Now, what are we going to do about taking Winthorpe back and returning Valentine to the ghetto?
Mortimer Duke: I don't want Winthorpe back, after what he's done.
Randolph Duke: You mean, keep *Valentine* on as managing director?
Mortimer Duke: Do you really believe I would have a nigger run our family business, Randolph?
[Valentine's eyes widen with outrage]
Randolph Duke: Of course not. Neither would I.
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#415970 - 04/13/09 04:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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You're the Jenna James that worked with Max Hardcore and went to parties with him, right? Rad! You were always in such great spirits.
1) What scenes have you done since your last Max scene? Basically, where else can we see you banging?
2) How do you manage any of the times that you are second fiddle to Layla?
3) Did you live at Max's?
4) Have you ever had off-camera sex with Max? Is he the spitting, pissing in your gaping hole ten gallon hat Max we all know or is he a passionate love maker?
5) How would you have done things differently that day at Skeeter's shoot?
6) If you, Layla, and Catalina all competed in a 50 yard dash, each wearing 8" clear lucite stripper heels, who would win?
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#415971 - 04/13/09 04:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#415974 - 04/14/09 12:09 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Her Myspace page says she's 27 (which roughly translates into at least 35). Why all this encouragement to stay in school?
If she had any interest or ability to do anything even remotely legitimate with her life, she should probably be well on her way to accomplishing it by now. If you are 27 (or more likely older than that) and thinking about getting into porn, aren't you really admitting to yourself and the world that higher education isn't right for you?
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#415976 - 04/16/09 06:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Loc: Counting Kisses
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@ whore. I'm sick of all these whores, they all look the same and they all have the same fucking name...
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