Ok, true story.
So I was at 7-11 the other day, just so happened to be wearing a tube top. I asked the man behind the counter for a grape Swisher. He couldn't understand me so I reached up and pointed to the box. As he was ringing it up he had the hugest smile on his face, I couldn't figure out why. So then I went outside and felt a slight breeze on my nipple... My left titty had popped out of my tube top and I didn't even notice!

Anybody else have an embarrassing moment they would like to share?

I don't embarrass easily. I laugh at myself a lot. Though yesterday I ate pot cookies before going out to eat with friends. I was so high I became as introverted as could be. It wasn't even funny. I couldn't put more than a few words together or finish my meal. The chef was concerned due to me being a regular and not finishing. It was terrible. I was a little embarrassed a few hours later, when I came out of it. It's funny now.

On a side note.. I met a friend for lunch the other day, at a place Gia suggested. I was late and he was pissed. While waiting for me on the corner of Melrose and La Brea, he decides to flick me off and, as a result, falls off his bike in the middle of rush hour traffic. It was hysterical. He punctured his hand and was bleeding everywhere; spurting blood. I park my car and say, "Dood, there's no way we're going in a restaurant with you bleeding like that.". He doesn't care, so I walk in a Pinkberry and grab a handful of napkins. When we finally entered the restaurant he's still bleeding and everyone's looking at us, but the manager was nice and helped us out with a bandage. The food was great, but I couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there. My friends are lunatics. This type of shit happens to me all the time.

Your story was pretty funny, Marley.

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Ok, true story.
So I was at 7-11 the other day, just so happened to be wearing a tube top. I asked the man behind the counter for a grape Swisher.

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What the fuck? A swisher?? What the hell is that, some sugar loaded empy calorie thing? Does Gia know about this? I don't give a damn if you lose 15 pounds or not, but God Damnit, you were supposed to be getting in shape for a Gag Factor!

You need to make a commitment. Call Jeff and set a date, that will motivate you away from the Swishies.

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Opiates make you itch, most often your nose, but I had shaved a certain part that was going to be needed for my surgery, and after the anesthetic wore off, I was surrounded by nurses and my balls itched 10 times worse than ever before or after. I had to scratch. I laid there in front of all these nurses for what seemed like forever, scratching my nuts. Ughhhh....

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

lol. Grape Swishers are cigars that you use to smoke with... You bust them open, dump out the tobacco, and replace with marijuana.

Clancy I. from out your way was right, AA will de-hip ya'.

Carry on, my bad. Just an embarrassing moment.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I was in a restaurant I service a couple weeks ago, when I crouched down to look under their work table for a knife. About half way down I heard RRRRRRRIPPP. Fuck, split my pants. I found the last knife, got paid and split for the closest mall so I could get pants and back to work. I got to Old Navy, asked if I could try on pants and just leave them on and hand the chick the tags. NOPE. I had to try them on, take them off, go pay, then back to the changing room to put them on again.