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Ok, true story.
So I was at 7-11 the other day, just so happened to be wearing a tube top. I asked the man behind the counter for a grape Swisher.
What the fuck? A swisher?? What the hell is that, some sugar loaded empy calorie thing? Does Gia know about this? I don't give a damn if you lose 15 pounds or not, but God Damnit, you were supposed to be getting in shape for a Gag Factor!
You need to make a commitment. Call Jeff and set a date, that will motivate you away from the Swishies.
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Opiates make you itch, most often your nose, but I had shaved a certain part that was going to be needed for my surgery, and after the anesthetic wore off, I was surrounded by nurses and my balls itched 10 times worse than ever before or after. I had to scratch. I laid there in front of all these nurses for what seemed like forever, scratching my nuts. Ughhhh....
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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