I don't embarrass easily. I laugh at myself a lot. Though yesterday I ate pot cookies before going out to eat with friends. I was so high I became as introverted as could be. It wasn't even funny. I couldn't put more than a few words together or finish my meal. The chef was concerned due to me being a regular and not finishing. It was terrible. I was a little embarrassed a few hours later, when I came out of it. It's funny now.
On a side note.. I met a friend for lunch the other day, at a place Gia suggested. I was late and he was pissed. While waiting for me on the corner of Melrose and La Brea, he decides to flick me off and, as a result, falls off his bike in the middle of rush hour traffic. It was hysterical. He punctured his hand and was bleeding everywhere; spurting blood. I park my car and say, "Dood, there's no way we're going in a restaurant with you bleeding like that.". He doesn't care, so I walk in a Pinkberry and grab a handful of napkins. When we finally entered the restaurant he's still bleeding and everyone's looking at us, but the manager was nice and helped us out with a bandage. The food was great, but I couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there. My friends are lunatics. This type of shit happens to me all the time.
Your story was pretty funny, Marley.
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Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"