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Marley and Me is based on a crock of shit anyway. You'd never see Cesar Milan run over by a dog (or me either for that matter but I don't have a tv show).

Dogs are dogs and it hurts to lose them but please...get real. Totally unmovieworthy. It happens to all good Americans who don't eat their pets.

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Dead on. This dog was not only a rapist but also had a mean distructive streak and very little if any impulse control or consideration for the feelings of others,but when they jacked that needle into his furry little arm.... I sprouted C-cups dude... Do I have some underlying issues that need to be dealt with or what? I am not built like that dog. I pride myself on not having any feelings at all.. or atleast being able to put them in a box on a shelf real high up where nobody can reach them just like Daddy taught me,but this movie knocked my fucking marbles right outta the sack... Dude this movie fagged me for a minute That shit concerns me...What if that shit should happen in public somewhere or something?
Old Yellar only implied the execution and didn't affect me like that.. I was sad, but this shit last night Dog, that wasn't me at all.. It was like I left my body and Richard Simmons jumped in right after somebody told him Vin Diesel was a new father.. The fuckin sobbin' dude
I also would like to congratulate fiend on the first post that he has made that I have found amusing.It was just a link to someone elses' work but it gives me hope that he may know what is funny and just may not be funny himself
*Edit* Before my phone rings one more time today I should probably clear this up When I used Tom Cruise(tm) as an example of how faggoty I was feeling after viewing Marley and Me I was referring to the magazine cover of Tom(tm)leaping from a ring of fire in what could be misconstued as Mr.Cruise(tm) being "flamming" I do not believe Tom(tm) Cruise(tm) is a homo-fag.. and I am certain that on the afternoon that he and I met, when he raced me from winnekta hills to encino,down ventura blvd, smiling at me at every red light,that he was only being friendly...I hope this clears things up a bit..