I have written a poem about Lain. Here it is:

Lain Down

As I lay down, Lain lay down too,
She was wearing a hat and one shoe.

I said, "Lain! You lay next to me!"
And she said, 'Yes, I did, I'm free!'

I said, "Lain, if you want to lay,
Then keep your smelly feet at bay!"

To which the beauty said, 'LB,
As much as I like you, look see...

'I am with a man in my life,
And need not any strife.'

To which I got up, and was no longer laying
Next to the girl who is simply called Lain.

LB.