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#415839 - 04/12/09 07:47 PM What The Fuck Was That About?
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Okay I just got done watching a movie with my 9yo son. When us two men catch a flick, it's usually an action joint and we will sit around and critique the bloodshed.(Man, Megatron kicked so much ass and talked so much shit in Transformers?that I was rooting for him) We have viewed every Final Destination movie in the series and aside from getting a little quiet during check in for a flight(me,not him)we laugh at that shit.So tonight it's his turn to pick and we are pretty far down the list...
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#415840 - 04/12/09 07:51 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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#415841 - 04/12/09 08:09 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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...of current offerings and he picks out.. Marley and Me. I figure, hey,I like dogs and part of it was shot in Chester County Pa. where I was raised,I'll give it a watch. The first hr and ten minutes were funny and onpoint slice of life(This was only the second time I could tolerate Owen Wilson) I liked Wedding Crashers but, him? not so much. I actually enjoyed his turn in this acurate family vehical.
Then, the next thing you know, at about 75 mins in...
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#415842 - 04/12/09 08:29 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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...THIS SHIT TURNS INTO THE MOST GUTWRENCHING DRAMA ABOUT LOSS I have ever seen in my entire fucking life! I mean the two of us are sitting there, fuckin' sobbing, all outta control like somebody decapitated Barbie in front of two 6yo girls... I have actually put friends into the ground and was in better shape emotionally than this!That shit made the bitch that I didn't even know was inside of me come chargin' out all crazy, like that Tom Cruise Vanity Fair cover...
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#415843 - 04/12/09 08:39 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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...probably best to avoid this one in mixed company or around anyone you are not comfortable crying around until snot comes out.
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#415844 - 04/12/09 11:14 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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Marley and Me is based on a crock of shit anyway. You'd never see Cesar Milan run over by a dog (or me either for that matter but I don't have a tv show).

Dogs are dogs and it hurts to lose them but please...get real. Totally unmovieworthy. It happens to all good Americans who don't eat their pets.

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#415845 - 04/13/09 07:31 AM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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I won't watch it. Why the fuck does anyone want to watch a movie to make them cry? I avoid it as much as possible. Ever see "My dog Skip" ? Caught me by surprise right after I had had surgery and had been in the hospital for 2 weeks. I cried like a little girl. Not for me !
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#415846 - 04/13/09 08:54 AM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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Shit you ought to watch "Old Yeller".

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#415847 - 04/13/09 09:10 AM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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Marley and Me is based on a crock of shit anyway. You'd never see Cesar Milan run over by a dog (or me either for that matter but I don't have a tv show).

Dogs are dogs and it hurts to lose them but please...get real. Totally unmovieworthy. It happens to all good Americans who don't eat their pets.


Dead on. This dog was not only a rapist but also had a mean distructive streak and very little if any impulse control or consideration for the feelings of others,but when they jacked that needle into his furry little arm.... I sprouted C-cups dude... Do I have some underlying issues that need to be dealt with or what? I am not built like that dog. I pride myself on not having any feelings at all.. or atleast being able to put them in a box on a shelf real high up where nobody can reach them just like Daddy taught me,but this movie knocked my fucking marbles right outta the sack... Dude this movie fagged me for a minute That shit concerns me...What if that shit should happen in public somewhere or something?
Old Yellar only implied the execution and didn't affect me like that.. I was sad, but this shit last night Dog, that wasn't me at all.. It was like I left my body and Richard Simmons jumped in right after somebody told him Vin Diesel was a new father.. The fuckin sobbin' dude
I also would like to congratulate fiend on the first post that he has made that I have found amusing.It was just a link to someone elses' work but it gives me hope that he may know what is funny and just may not be funny himself
*Edit* Before my phone rings one more time today I should probably clear this up When I used Tom Cruise(tm) as an example of how faggoty I was feeling after viewing Marley and Me I was referring to the magazine cover of Tom(tm)leaping from a ring of fire in what could be misconstued as Mr.Cruise(tm) being "flamming" I do not believe Tom(tm) Cruise(tm) is a homo-fag.. and I am certain that on the afternoon that he and I met, when he raced me from winnekta hills to encino,down ventura blvd, smiling at me at every red light,that he was only being friendly...I hope this clears things up a bit..


Edited by Bishop (04/13/09 09:50 AM)
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#415848 - 04/13/09 11:05 AM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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Don't sweat it Bishop- blood sugar levels, fatigue, hangovers, or random memories can trigger these feelings from time to time.

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#415849 - 04/13/09 11:14 AM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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I was definetly hung way the fuck over! Thanks man..
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#415850 - 04/13/09 02:45 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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...of current offerings and he picks out.. Marley and Me. I figure, hey,I like dogs and part of it was shot in Chester County Pa. where I was raised,I'll give it a watch. The first hr and ten minutes were funny and onpoint slice of life(This was only the second time I could tolerate Owen Wilson) I liked Wedding Crashers but, him? not so much. I actually enjoyed his turn in this acurate family vehical.
Then, the next thing you know, at about 75 mins in...




Chester County, WTF? I'd have never guessed!
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#415851 - 04/13/09 03:04 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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Marley and Me is based on a crock of shit anyway. You'd never see Cesar Milan run over by a dog (or me either for that matter but I don't have a tv show).

Dogs are dogs and it hurts to lose them but please...get real. Totally unmovieworthy. It happens to all good Americans who don't eat their pets.




Ya.. that and the fact that five-head goof face bitch Jen and dick-nose Mike Kutcherish Owen Wilson were in it.
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#415852 - 04/13/09 03:15 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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#415853 - 04/13/09 03:19 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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Movie, anyone?
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#415854 - 04/13/09 03:26 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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Movie, anyone?




OK. But only if we have a scene together.
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#415855 - 04/13/09 03:30 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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You're on. But remember that it could be your last scene ever.......
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#415856 - 04/13/09 03:33 PM Re: What The Fuck Was That About?
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Movie, anyone?




OK. But only if we have a scene together.



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