Welcome to the new XPT Talent Agency.

This initiative was especially created for the Porn Whores posting at XPT. With an economic crisis on our hands, we thought it a good idea to provide, as an extra service, a booking agency via this wonderful forum. Everyone knows business is slow nowadays, so this way, the PWs will be provided with an opportunity to book some extra work.

Our mission: Quality and client satisfaction go hand in hand.

Our motto: Once you book an XPT Whore, you surely will be back for more.


The whores presented here are all professionals in the true sense of the word. They are up for anything (as you will see) and they're hard working whores.

They may hate the job, but they love the money. They may hate the taste of your cum, but they will swallow. They may be surprised by what they're booked for, but they will deliver*. And that's what counts for everyone inside and outside the industry.

Our roster is slowly growing and other whores will be added, as more and more PWs are realizing that posting on a message board and eating organic food is not paying any bills.

Rates will be given on request; this request should include a full description of the desired circus acts. All initial rates are negotiable, of course.
All whores are fully tested through Doctor Mitchell's office, which doesn't mean a thing. As a consequence, we won't ask for any tests from you.


First up is Janet Mason. This over-aged whore is something special! She has done it all and will do it again. A self-proclaimed 'squeaky-clean, fit, educated and awesome' woman, Janet loves cum and interracial sex. Recently, she stepped up her act and shot her first two extreme scenes: 'Craving Corpses' and 'Blood Bukkake'. This puts her at the top of our roster.




Janet's husband Steve loves to be cuckolded and can be additionally booked. He knows how to operate a camera and when to shut up.




Next up is another Florida floozy, Cameron Keys. This whore is no fresh flower anymore, but she'll do nicely at a business function or for an up-scale video production. So far, she was able to avoid the real circus acts, but in these dire times, more becomes possible every day! Just give her a surprise she won't forget.




We're proudly presenting Marley Mason, literally more fuck for your buck. A very young gal trying to find her way in Pornland, she's an open-minded cocksucker, who isn't afraid of going the extra mile along the all-you-can-eat buffet. A former volleyball player, she has developed into a whale-tailing muffin top. Let's just say it gives you that extra grip during the 'anal creampie surprise'.




Also from Florida comes another old-timer, Gia Jordan. As most experienced whore on our roster (138 titles listed at IAFD), Gia is well-known for her performances in classics as 'Attention Whores 4' and 'Vaginal Neglect 1'. Due to her strict food regimen, she is able to squirt organically. Though she stopped shooting scenes as a 'performer', Gia is easily seduced by offering her something superficial as Gucci glasses or a LV bag.




From corrupt Colorado comes Pretty Pleads. This MILF's career started a bit slow, but she makes up for it with her childlike enthusiasm. With her suitcase pimp on the road trucking, Pretty has time to kill (and mouths to feed). As a real wanna-be whore, Pretty is a hard 'working girl', who is not afraid to give her sponsors some 'extra special' time and attention. Let this photo do the talking.....



An amateur from the Big Apple, good ol' Gypsy has had a lot of cock, but presently she only confesses to Sappho. She looks very fit and healthy nowadays (as you can see) and has an enormous love of other animals. Renfield/Gypsy doesn't have an easy-going personality, but as she only cares about money, we're sure that our clients will be able to hammer out a deal with her. Good luck!





* Disclaimer: XPT Talent Agency cannot be held responsible for flaking, infested orifices, false tests and other inconveniences caused by those presented above. Sorry!

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Shelly Lubben insisted that Gia's vag be blurred out when she raped her with the Walmart card.

AMAZING AND CAGE WORTHY!!! Yessssss!

This is actually really good. Freestylah puttin' in work.

Brilliant Free.....fucking brillllianntttt ! Seriously !

Movie!




Waay outta pocket!

If it's going to be retard porn, you've got to be in it Electro. Maybe you could recruit the Corkster for a few scenes.

You know she's just going to fix that to say Cokester, right?.

Well done tagging yourself and maybe try not and play the imbecile every time you post, Corkster. heh

NEW ADDITIONS - NEW ADDITIONS

We are proud to announce our first new additions to our talent roster. It has been a busy 24 hours, as our office was overwhelmed by the influx of applications. Without further ado!


First new addition to our roster (and strictly speaking not an XPT poster) is Angelina Armani. This one hit wonder stepped into the spotlights last year with a dedicated feature film, some hot scenes and a lot of rumours regarding partyingand substance abuse. Her boyfriend/suitcase pimp/press agent, ex-XPT moderator Monster, fiercely denied all accusations, but, as a Native American, he knows that if there's smoke, there must be fire. Anyways, to prolong her 'career', Ms. Armani is believed to up the ante. Don't let her looks scare you; it's the inside that counts!





Also new (and from Florida) comes Monica Foster. This ebony cougar oozes self-confidence and isn't afraid of some shameless attention whoring and self-promotion. Like many others, she's still holding out on the rougher stuff, but with the tide rising, all levees break eventually. She confessed to the management that she dreams of being dominated by a big white male, but we think she won't stop there. A recent incident at our forum indicates that she might be interested in a bit of 'Monkey' business. We'll leave it to our clientele to write the rest of that scenario.

Damn, Free. Did you start using drugs? This thread is hilarious.

I can think of absolutely nothing to add. Carry on.

lol
electros officially a bad influence

I really appreciate when posters start threads with the intention of having them turn into a train wreck, a war zone, and a comedy goldmine.

As the below clip shows, it turns out that Janet's husband is none other than Dirty Harry. Watch for the part where one of the spooks gives Harry a high five gesture:

http://video.xnxx.com/video119107/redhead_milf_janet_mason_gangbanged_by_3_black_guys_in_front_of_husband%21

Outstanding but ya got one thing wrong, I'll never go to Porn Valley and never want to meet anyone involved there. But your skills are very sharp, I guess that keeps you busy all day instead of cleaning up the house or looking for work, right Electro.
Oh btw you got me so good Electro, Im skeered.

Renfield,

can we see a pic of your pad in the Hamptons?

what kind of job is Electard looking for?

Honey I will never post anything on this board.....Remember Im a fake, its all made up.
Electro, I dont know what she does all day besides stay on XPT.

Thanks for the laughs freestylah! I can't wait to see what new clients the XPT agency signs next.

What about Cailey Taylor? Talk about an aged whore who's looking for a few quick gigs. She was on here, then disappeared - sign her up!!

I'd just like to point out that you guys are at home on your computers, alone, and I'm on the short bus roadtrippin' with Pretty, Marley, & Cameron. We're screamin' past white lines like it's a fuckin' Christmas party at my lawyer's office, and we're bringin' the X.P.T. (That's Xtreme Pornwhore Tour) to a clitty near you. email me direct @ dirtydeadz@yahoo.com for tour dates, rates, schedules, questions, comments, requests, and "services" now available. First stop, Penisylvania. Now y'all niggas know why I...

-Keep It Dirty

...now if only I could get the retard's fat donkey cock out of the pornwhore's long enough to drive the shortbus for me then I might finally see a naked girl, & I might even get to take this silly fuckin' bowtie off! Really ladies, it's fuckin' embarrassing buyin' douche(s) from Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning in a fuckin' bowtie and hotpants.

Hey Free baby

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Don't let her looks scare you; it's the inside that counts!

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keep sayin that as you wack off while webcamming with baby momma.

Hey how is that cyber romance going? Are you webcamming your way into her womb?

Between you and me…Is it really that tough finding a flesh and blood worn out whore who lives with her parents where you are or are you that much of a lonely loser that you can’t get one IRL? ‘mate.

So tell me, since I know you’ve seen that beat piece of meat your girl calls a pussy, when they ripped the babies from her gut did they cut a c-section or does she have pussy scar. Fuck looking at the tits, I wanna see that train wreck known as her uterus. From word ‘round the other posters that have seen the naughtys I hear she has been called Battle Scar Gallactica. True or false?

Either way keep on postin’ because you ain’t got shit else to do while she’s breastfeedin’ the litter… BTW you watch that too?


"elctrostylah"? that's gayer than monstArmani.

Freestylah meets Monstar

Mehh.. That's how Monstar rolls. You poke him and you get a hundred word reply. And I'm not saying that his reply isn't always quality and entertaining, because it is. You just have to realize that he's "doin work" here.

I'm not a fan of his spam-bot technique but he is a decent poster once you get past his career choice.

Gypsy ranted:

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Outstanding but ya got one thing wrong, I'll never go to Porn Valley and never want to meet anyone involved there.

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Great news Gypsy, Smelly Monkey and I got together this morning and discussed a great opportunity that came from your BIG XPTMC WIN! THIS IS BIG! HuuuGe, in fact.
<<he even got dressed up for the occasion

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But your skills are very sharp, I guess that keeps you busy all day instead of cleaning up the house or looking for work, right Electro.

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[Smelly Monkey]But this is it gypsy, this is your chance to have class, to be a contender instead of a bum, which is what YOU are and lets face it gypsy, it was you.[/Smelly Monkey]

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Dirty slurred:

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I'm on the short bus roadtrippin'... We're screamin' past white lines like it's a fuckin' Christmas party at my lawyer's office

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You forgot about the little one, good thing you have a lawyer. Pretty does meth?

You nor Smelly impact my life, wow I bet your so excited you jerked off that you got someone to side w/ya. Keep on trying honey, keep on trying, kiss that ass, I bet you look wonderful in brown. So continue.

Sorry, no... I'm not trying to pick on anybody. I actually like you, but you've become really touchy.

Just wondering where the pic came from and I don't recall any xpt people posting pics of kids.
Is this about the electrobukkake again? Or are you offended because that kid is like 9 or 10 and you're my age?

Either way, don't be upset.
You can use my pictures for whatever Microsoft Paint project you have up next. I really do enjoy this stuff, it's like a store-brand generic supplement for good threads--something that XPT has been lacking lately.

I already told you. Because you're a "civilian" chick on a porn board and I want to see you doing bad things because I know you do them. Maybe not taking 75 loads to the face, but inhibitions fade, right?

After hearing about your handjob/bj/tittyfuck, your stock rose even higher in my book.
You should ask freestylah to "paint" some splooge onto your blurry picture. Close enough for now I guess.

Love ya

Electrostatic:

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BTW, Who is:
I can haz?

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It's Dana Dearmond. After her bisexual boyfriend left her(and stole her game console), the "internet's girlfriend" started dating some other pw and apparently decided to adjust her image to fit her new lesbian lifestyle.

OMFG! Is THAT the real Croc in the avatar?!?!?! H O T !!! All y'all porn whore ain't got NOTHIN' on Croc. Hottest chick on the board, girl please NEVER take those glasses off...NEVER! Are those braces I see on your teeth as well?!?! It's too much hot, and I can't take it. Please join me and my friends on our bus for the X.P.T. tour. This shortbus needs a house mom definately, and I got a thing for milf's with glasses, so maybe my designated retard will let me talk to you for a minute or something. I don't know though, he runs a pretty tight ship!

-Keep It Dirty

...Electro, if you REALLY wanna go rounds with the girls on the bus, I can both arrange it, and sell tickets to it, so let me know. I'll even cut you in for 1/2 of 1%, and you won't get a better split from the retard, trust me.

Like you could ever afford my trends.

So is Dana.

UPDATE - UPDATE


It displeases us to announce that we have not been able to sign Desi & Elli Foxx for our XPT Talent Agency.
Despite lengthy and painstaking negotiations, we couldn't agree on a contract. While we were working with an everything-is-open-for-discussion attitude, Foxx senior meant it wise to hand us a non-negotiable pack of conditions.
For us at the XPT Talent Agency, this was unacceptable and we left the meeting.

Among the conditions were the following:

1. They would be able to continue their whoring at The Bunny Ranch. We don't run an escort office (at least, not officially).
2. Foxx senior wanted a percentage on all work booked for Foxx junior. We consider this slavery; won't happen.
3. On behalf of both, Foxx senior said that they refused to be tested. This confirmed us in our belief that one or both of them had contracted the Hepatitis-C virus, which is running rampant at The Bunny Ranch.
4. The overall attitude of Foxx senior was difficult to deal with. In one word: dishonest.

We sincerely hope that we can bring more joyful news soon!

Why do you even bother with those fugly cunts? Mia Rose returned to whoring on camera!