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#415800 - 04/15/09 06:44 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Like you could ever afford my trends.
Yeah, 'cause having lots of money to spend on frivilous shit is SO the in thing (read: superficial validation for your existance) right now. Spend it wisely RenDyke.
I dont spend money to be in or try to be with the "in" crowd, I cant compete with the Housewives of New York,
I buy what I want and what I need....who the fuck said anything about it being the in thing, if it was would the economy be the way it is? Rather have alot of it than not have any of it.
Oh health, happiness and money go hand in hand silly and I will spend it wisely, I made a nice friend who handles my portfolio....spend some wise and most frivolously. Thanks for worrying about my finances though, I suggest you dont.
Why do I need to use the quote function, shim knew it was for him, shim mentioned trends, Shim's such a smart cookie, Im sure he'd pick up that the response was for him. Mind your business Biffit (tm) Or are you stroking Electro's cock too now?
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#415802 - 04/15/09 06:57 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I still like ya', RG, and I don't think you are ugly in that old picture, either.
Don't let the bastards get you down. Read my sig.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Charin no one gets me down, this is entertainment for me....when I lay my head down on my pillow at nite, as long as my family, friends and people I just care for aren't hurt or weren't hurt, then I dont give a fuck about anything. These people have no impact on my life. Im happy, healthy and have lots of money, so Im all good. Thanks
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#415803 - 04/16/09 08:00 AM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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"Dude, are you blind? I said it's Dana DeArmond. Not me. I'm a guy." I know homie, I know. I'm generally not the deepest poster on the board, so I would take pretty much everything I say here as a joke. Sometimes I'm even funny to boot...sometimes. -Keep It Dirty ...and Dana has NEVER looked better, no really.
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#415804 - 04/16/09 09:30 AM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#415805 - 04/16/09 10:30 AM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I dont spend money to be in or try to be with the "in" crowd, I cant compete with the Housewives of New York,
I buy what I want and what I need....who the fuck said anything about it being the in thing, if it was would the economy be the way it is? Rather have alot of it than not have any of it.
Oh health, happiness and money go hand in hand silly and I will spend it wisely, I made a nice friend who handles my portfolio....spend some wise and most frivolously. Thanks for worrying about my finances though, I suggest you dont.
Why do I need to use the quote function, shim knew it was for him, shim mentioned trends, Shim's such a smart cookie, Im sure he'd pick up that the response was for him. Mind your business Biffit (tm) Or are you stroking Electro's cock too now?
Hahaha, 3...2...1...
Ooops, I'm late, sorry I guess we could have predicted that one, Chernobyl.
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#415806 - 04/16/09 11:02 AM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Gyptardeded sAIDS:
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Or are you stroking Electro's cock too now?
Oh the fucking irony! So fucking what he prefers to to "stroke cock", YOU prefer "nose diving". Suck it up but please stop sucking up.
And as far as my gender, I KNOW you're all very,very curious, as to what IT is... Does anyone know, for sure,what Smelly's is?
<3,
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I already told you. Because you're a "civilian" chick on a porn board and I want to see you doing bad things because I know you do them. Maybe not taking 75 loads to the face, but inhibitions fade, right?
After hearing about your handjob/bj/tittyfuck, your stock rose even higher in my book.
You should ask freestylah to "paint" some splooge onto your blurry picture. Close enough for now I guess.
Love ya
I think you're full of shit, no one else wants to see this garbage, NO ONE wants to see a boring civilian do that. They want YOU, the pot smoking porn whore... I suggest, a poll. Otherwise...
I would rather do this instead:
Whatever your request may be, talk it over with Freestylah. He'll hoook you up.
If it's about me... Talk to Lou... Just kidding, talk to Monkey, I make decisions for MYSELF.
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M
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#415807 - 04/16/09 12:06 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Suck it up but please stop sucking up.
Hahahahahah, you've GOT to be kidding, right? You are, hands down, the biggest "suck up" on this board, not just currently but possibly the biggest of all time.
You've killed this place and damn near every thread with your "please pat me on the head and tell me I'm a good girl" shtick...which for some reason has actually won over a few people I had assumed were smarter than that (Jeff Jordan, Freestylah, Monkey, I'm looking at you). Electrostylah???? WTF is that shit all about anyway??? I assume you have that along with "ElectroJordan" and "SmellyElectro" (which isn't far from the truth) written on your second period Biology notebook, or was it History?
I've laid low for a while and stopped jumping on you in every thread but you just keep getting more and more irritating by the day that it's not even fun to be here anymore. Find someone, find anyone in the real world, possibly one of the fathers of your children, and have a human interaction. Lay off the drugs and go be a mom for a while you daffy, drug addled whore.
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#415808 - 04/16/09 12:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I'll deal with all the Gyptarded shit later I have some Monkey business to take care of right now...
<3, M
Child protection services back?
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#415809 - 04/16/09 01:40 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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nizzle sayz:Quote:
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Suck it up but please stop sucking up.
Hahahahahah, you've GOT to be kidding, right? You are, hands down, the biggest "suck up" on this board, not just currently but possibly the biggest of all time.
You've killed this place and damn near every thread with your "please pat me on the head and tell me I'm a good girl" shtick...which for some reason has actually won over a few people I had assumed were smarter than that (Jeff Jordan, Freestylah, Monkey, I'm looking at you). Electrostylah???? WTF is that shit all about anyway??? I assume you have that along with "ElectroJordan" and "SmellyElectro" (which isn't far from the truth) written on your second period Biology notebook, or was it History?
I've laid low for a while and stopped jumping on you in every thread but you just keep getting more and more irritating by the day that it's not even fun to be here anymore. Find someone, find anyone in the real world, possibly one of the fathers of your children, and have a human interaction. Lay off the drugs and go be a mom for a while you daffy, drug addled whore.
/rant
I don't like the sound of "electrojordan" I'd rather "electrojeff". We never did that. You forgot, "electrocypher", and its "electromonkey". The only class I NEVER missed was 2nd period, chemistry, Go fucking figure!
Fucking a~!
Do you think that because YOU don't like someone, everyone else should not like them aswell? Bandwagon? Are you with Gypsy on this trend thing?
If I "won over" these people, it's because they got to know me better. Well one of them at least... Figure it out for yourself. Anything else?
PS. You forgot Coke and some other fanboi...
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Child protection services back?
Bullshit Mon, you can do better... Or are you saving it for Freestylah?
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#415811 - 04/17/09 02:37 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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NEW ADDITION - NEW ADDITION
As a California Girl, Jenna Haze was destined to be a whore. And she followed her calling. Jenna has performed in loads of scenes, doing everything except what was legally impossible. Lately though, things are not looking so swell for this little anal addict. We have reluctantly agreed to put her on our roster. Without going into details, we would like to call on all of you to overlook the obvious flows and to give her a chance to earn some much needed cash. You may call it what you want: a mercy-fuck, a social service or supporting an addiction. We don't care.
* Disclaimer: XPT Talent Agency cannot be held responsible for flaking, infested orifices, false tests and other inconveniences caused by those presented above. Sorry!
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#415812 - 04/25/09 02:05 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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NEW ADDITION - NEW ADDITION
After a few tough rounds of negotiations, we finally succeeded in signing Sinnamon Love for our agency! This chocolate MILF is an aspiring writer, who can be considered the leading author of the 'Angry Black Women'. Born in Flint, MI, she also holds the Lebanese nationality, which makes her another exotic treat on our roster. As you can see in the picture below, she is very committed to The Cause. On the left, you see her worshipping in front of some pictures of her spiritual leaders; on the right, Sinnamon is captured at a training site in the Libyan desert.
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#415813 - 04/26/09 04:07 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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BREAKING NEWS - NEW ADDITION
Industry rumours ran rampant since the launch of the XPT Talent Agency: Are those two Mason girls related? If so, how? Could it be .....?
After some deliberations with those involved, we are truly happy to be able to announce our own XPT mother/daughter team: Janet & Marley Mason.
Forget about the Foxx family; this is the real deal. Where other performers stop, Janet and Marley push on. Their limits? No limits. Both women are self-declared 'lovers of dark' and take that claim very seriously. They engage in some wild mother/daughter 'chocolate' adventures together and the picture shows, they don't even need a man for that! Enjoy them, while they last.
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#415814 - 04/26/09 04:13 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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ew dude. That looks really shitty and yeasty. Good job, you have amazing MS paint skills.
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#415815 - 04/26/09 05:17 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Someone please tell me that they hacked freestyleduh's profile. This fucker isn't that damn funny. He hit most of these out of the park but he's swung and missed on the last few.
I'm telling you guys he's an alt ID.
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#415816 - 06/15/09 02:46 PM
UPDATE: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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UPDATE - UPDATEUnfortunately, the latest HIV outbreak has infected our roster. After consultations with Professor Mitchell at AIM, we have decided to pull the following whore(s) from our team:
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#415817 - 12/04/09 08:51 AM
Re: UPDATE: The XPT Talent Agency
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Registered: 11/01/09
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#415818 - 12/05/09 07:32 AM
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Registered: 11/01/09
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Ruby Knox
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Oh god, look at those tats.
Agreed. Horrible stuff, what was she thinking of with all that gibberish on her calfs. Fuckin grow up.
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