I'd just like to point out that you guys are at home on your computers, alone, and I'm on the short bus roadtrippin' with Pretty, Marley, & Cameron. We're screamin' past white lines like it's a fuckin' Christmas party at my lawyer's office, and we're bringin' the X.P.T. (That's Xtreme Pornwhore Tour) to a clitty near you. email me direct @ dirtydeadz@yahoo.com for tour dates, rates, schedules, questions, comments, requests, and "services" now available. First stop, Penisylvania. Now y'all niggas know why I...

-Keep It Dirty

...now if only I could get the retard's fat donkey cock out of the pornwhore's long enough to drive the shortbus for me then I might finally see a naked girl, & I might even get to take this silly fuckin' bowtie off! Really ladies, it's fuckin' embarrassing buyin' douche(s) from Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning in a fuckin' bowtie and hotpants.