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#415746 - 04/12/09 03:13 PM
NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Welcome to the new XPT Talent Agency.
This initiative was especially created for the Porn Whores posting at XPT. With an economic crisis on our hands, we thought it a good idea to provide, as an extra service, a booking agency via this wonderful forum. Everyone knows business is slow nowadays, so this way, the PWs will be provided with an opportunity to book some extra work.
Our mission: Quality and client satisfaction go hand in hand.
Our motto: Once you book an XPT Whore, you surely will be back for more.
The whores presented here are all professionals in the true sense of the word. They are up for anything (as you will see) and they're hard working whores.
They may hate the job, but they love the money. They may hate the taste of your cum, but they will swallow. They may be surprised by what they're booked for, but they will deliver*. And that's what counts for everyone inside and outside the industry.
Our roster is slowly growing and other whores will be added, as more and more PWs are realizing that posting on a message board and eating organic food is not paying any bills.
Rates will be given on request; this request should include a full description of the desired circus acts. All initial rates are negotiable, of course.
All whores are fully tested through Doctor Mitchell's office, which doesn't mean a thing. As a consequence, we won't ask for any tests from you.
First up is Janet Mason. This over-aged whore is something special! She has done it all and will do it again. A self-proclaimed 'squeaky-clean, fit, educated and awesome' woman, Janet loves cum and interracial sex. Recently, she stepped up her act and shot her first two extreme scenes: 'Craving Corpses' and 'Blood Bukkake'. This puts her at the top of our roster.
Janet's husband Steve loves to be cuckolded and can be additionally booked. He knows how to operate a camera and when to shut up.
Next up is another Florida floozy, Cameron Keys. This whore is no fresh flower anymore, but she'll do nicely at a business function or for an up-scale video production. So far, she was able to avoid the real circus acts, but in these dire times, more becomes possible every day! Just give her a surprise she won't forget.
We're proudly presenting Marley Mason, literally more fuck for your buck. A very young gal trying to find her way in Pornland, she's an open-minded cocksucker, who isn't afraid of going the extra mile along the all-you-can-eat buffet. A former volleyball player, she has developed into a whale-tailing muffin top. Let's just say it gives you that extra grip during the 'anal creampie surprise'.
Also from Florida comes another old-timer, Gia Jordan. As most experienced whore on our roster (138 titles listed at IAFD), Gia is well-known for her performances in classics as 'Attention Whores 4' and 'Vaginal Neglect 1'. Due to her strict food regimen, she is able to squirt organically. Though she stopped shooting scenes as a 'performer', Gia is easily seduced by offering her something superficial as Gucci glasses or a LV bag.
From corrupt Colorado comes Pretty Pleads. This MILF's career started a bit slow, but she makes up for it with her childlike enthusiasm. With her suitcase pimp on the road trucking, Pretty has time to kill (and mouths to feed). As a real wanna-be whore, Pretty is a hard 'working girl', who is not afraid to give her sponsors some 'extra special' time and attention. Let this photo do the talking.....
An amateur from the Big Apple, good ol' Gypsy has had a lot of cock, but presently she only confesses to Sappho. She looks very fit and healthy nowadays (as you can see) and has an enormous love of other animals. Renfield/Gypsy doesn't have an easy-going personality, but as she only cares about money, we're sure that our clients will be able to hammer out a deal with her. Good luck!
* Disclaimer: XPT Talent Agency cannot be held responsible for flaking, infested orifices, false tests and other inconveniences caused by those presented above. Sorry!
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#415751 - 04/12/09 05:56 PM
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#415753 - 04/12/09 07:21 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
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#415754 - 04/12/09 11:38 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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This is actually really good. Freestylah puttin' in work. 
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#415756 - 04/13/09 06:57 AM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
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#415758 - 04/13/09 07:40 AM
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#415759 - 04/13/09 08:52 AM
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#415762 - 04/13/09 01:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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You know she's just going to fix that to say Cokester, right?.
Well done tagging yourself and maybe try not and play the imbecile every time you post, Corkster. heh
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#415763 - 04/13/09 02:32 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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NEW ADDITIONS - NEW ADDITIONS
We are proud to announce our first new additions to our talent roster. It has been a busy 24 hours, as our office was overwhelmed by the influx of applications. Without further ado!
First new addition to our roster (and strictly speaking not an XPT poster) is Angelina Armani. This one hit wonder stepped into the spotlights last year with a dedicated feature film, some hot scenes and a lot of rumours regarding partyingand substance abuse. Her boyfriend/suitcase pimp/press agent, ex-XPT moderator Monster, fiercely denied all accusations, but, as a Native American, he knows that if there's smoke, there must be fire. Anyways, to prolong her 'career', Ms. Armani is believed to up the ante. Don't let her looks scare you; it's the inside that counts!
Also new (and from Florida) comes Monica Foster. This ebony cougar oozes self-confidence and isn't afraid of some shameless attention whoring and self-promotion. Like many others, she's still holding out on the rougher stuff, but with the tide rising, all levees break eventually. She confessed to the management that she dreams of being dominated by a big white male, but we think she won't stop there. A recent incident at our forum indicates that she might be interested in a bit of 'Monkey' business. We'll leave it to our clientele to write the rest of that scenario.
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#415765 - 04/13/09 02:51 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Damn, Free. Did you start using drugs? This thread is hilarious.
I can think of absolutely nothing to add. Carry on.
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#415766 - 04/13/09 02:57 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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#415767 - 04/13/09 03:54 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol
electros officially a bad influence
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#415769 - 04/13/09 04:45 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I really appreciate when posters start threads with the intention of having them turn into a train wreck, a war zone, and a comedy goldmine.
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#415772 - 04/13/09 07:33 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Renfield,
can we see a pic of your pad in the Hamptons?
what kind of job is Electard looking for?
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#415774 - 04/14/09 07:20 AM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
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Thanks for the laughs freestylah! I can't wait to see what new clients the XPT agency signs next.
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#415775 - 04/14/09 09:16 AM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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What about Cailey Taylor? Talk about an aged whore who's looking for a few quick gigs. She was on here, then disappeared - sign her up!!
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#415776 - 04/14/09 01:00 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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I'd just like to point out that you guys are at home on your computers, alone, and I'm on the short bus roadtrippin' with Pretty, Marley, & Cameron. We're screamin' past white lines like it's a fuckin' Christmas party at my lawyer's office, and we're bringin' the X.P.T. (That's Xtreme Pornwhore Tour) to a clitty near you. email me direct @ dirtydeadz@yahoo.com for tour dates, rates, schedules, questions, comments, requests, and "services" now available. First stop, Penisylvania. Now y'all niggas know why I... -Keep It Dirty  ...now if only I could get the retard's fat donkey cock out of the pornwhore's long enough to drive the shortbus for me then I might finally see a naked girl, & I might even get to take this silly fuckin' bowtie off! Really ladies, it's fuckin' embarrassing buyin' douche(s) from Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning in a fuckin' bowtie and hotpants.
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#415779 - 04/14/09 03:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Mehh.. That's how Monstar rolls. You poke him and you get a hundred word reply. And I'm not saying that his reply isn't always quality and entertaining, because it is. You just have to realize that he's "doin work" here. I'm not a fan of his spam-bot technique but he is a decent poster once you get past his career choice. 
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#415780 - 04/14/09 06:02 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Gypsy ranted:
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Outstanding but ya got one thing wrong, I'll never go to Porn Valley and never want to meet anyone involved there.
Great news Gypsy, Smelly Monkey and I got together this morning and discussed a great opportunity that came from your BIG XPTMC WIN! THIS IS BIG! HuuuGe, in fact.
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But your skills are very sharp, I guess that keeps you busy all day instead of cleaning up the house or looking for work, right Electro.
[Smelly Monkey]But this is it gypsy, this is your chance to have class, to be a contender instead of a bum, which is what YOU are and lets face it gypsy, it was you.[/Smelly Monkey]
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I'm on the short bus roadtrippin'... We're screamin' past white lines like it's a fuckin' Christmas party at my lawyer's office
You forgot about the little one, good thing you have a lawyer. Pretty does meth?
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#415781 - 04/14/09 07:00 PM
Re: NEW: The XPT Talent Agency
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#415783 - 04/14/09 07:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#415786 - 04/14/09 08:30 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Sorry, no... I'm not trying to pick on anybody. I actually like you, but you've become really touchy.
Just wondering where the pic came from and I don't recall any xpt people posting pics of kids.
Is this about the electrobukkake again? Or are you offended because that kid is like 9 or 10 and you're my age?
Either way, don't be upset.
You can use my pictures for whatever Microsoft Paint project you have up next. I really do enjoy this stuff, it's like a store-brand generic supplement for good threads--something that XPT has been lacking lately.
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#415787 - 04/14/09 08:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#415788 - 04/14/09 09:20 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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I already told you. Because you're a "civilian" chick on a porn board and I want to see you doing bad things because I know you do them. Maybe not taking 75 loads to the face, but inhibitions fade, right?
After hearing about your handjob/bj/tittyfuck, your stock rose even higher in my book.
You should ask freestylah to "paint" some splooge onto your blurry picture. Close enough for now I guess.
Love ya
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#415789 - 04/15/09 05:02 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Electrostatic: Quote:
BTW, Who is:
I can haz?
It's Dana Dearmond. After her bisexual boyfriend left her(and stole her game console), the "internet's girlfriend" started dating some other pw and apparently decided to adjust her image to fit her new lesbian lifestyle.
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#415790 - 04/15/09 08:20 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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OMFG! Is THAT the real Croc in the avatar?!?!?! H O T !!! All y'all porn whore ain't got NOTHIN' on Croc. Hottest chick on the board, girl please NEVER take those glasses off...NEVER! Are those braces I see on your teeth as well?!?! It's too much hot, and I can't take it. Please join me and my friends on our bus for the X.P.T. tour. This shortbus needs a house mom definately, and I got a thing for milf's with glasses, so maybe my designated retard will let me talk to you for a minute or something. I don't know though, he runs a pretty tight ship! -Keep It Dirty ...Electro, if you REALLY wanna go rounds with the girls on the bus, I can both arrange it, and sell tickets to it, so let me know. I'll even cut you in for 1/2 of 1%, and you won't get a better split from the retard, trust me.
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#415792 - 04/15/09 08:45 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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OMFG! Is THAT the real Croc in the avatar?!?!?! H O T !!! All y'all porn whore ain't got NOTHIN' on Croc. Hottest chick on the board, girl please NEVER take those glasses off...NEVER! Are those braces I see on your teeth as well?!?! It's too much hot, and I can't take it. Please join me and my friends on our bus for the X.P.T. tour. This shortbus needs a house mom definately, and I got a thing for milf's with glasses, so maybe my designated retard will let me talk to you for a minute or something. I don't know though, he runs a pretty tight ship!
-Keep It Dirty
...Electro, if you REALLY wanna go rounds with the girls on the bus, I can both arrange it, and sell tickets to it, so let me know. I'll even cut you in for 1/2 of 1%, and you won't get a better split from the retard, trust me.
Dude, are you blind? I said it's Dana DeArmond. Not me. I'm a guy.
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#415795 - 04/15/09 10:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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UPDATE - UPDATE
It displeases us to announce that we have not been able to sign Desi & Elli Foxx for our XPT Talent Agency.
Despite lengthy and painstaking negotiations, we couldn't agree on a contract. While we were working with an everything-is-open-for-discussion attitude, Foxx senior meant it wise to hand us a non-negotiable pack of conditions.
For us at the XPT Talent Agency, this was unacceptable and we left the meeting.
Among the conditions were the following:
1. They would be able to continue their whoring at The Bunny Ranch. We don't run an escort office (at least, not officially).
2. Foxx senior wanted a percentage on all work booked for Foxx junior. We consider this slavery; won't happen.
3. On behalf of both, Foxx senior said that they refused to be tested. This confirmed us in our belief that one or both of them had contracted the Hepatitis-C virus, which is running rampant at The Bunny Ranch.
4. The overall attitude of Foxx senior was difficult to deal with. In one word: dishonest.
We sincerely hope that we can bring more joyful news soon!
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#415796 - 04/15/09 11:17 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Why do you even bother with those fugly cunts? Mia Rose returned to whoring on camera!
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#415797 - 04/15/09 11:56 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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Sorry, no... I'm not trying to pick on anybody. I actually like you, but you've become really touchy.
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MarleyMason:
electro gets on my nerves because she won't just buck up and do the electrobukkake.
Your obssesion IS unhealthy.  Why so hung up on that? Fangirl? Yes? 
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Is this about the electrobukkake again? ?
Tell us why you're soooo obsessed with this idea, in detail, maybe Freestylah and I will aim to please... 
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store-brand generic supplement for good threads--something that XPT has been lacking lately.
XPT NEVER lacks generic, EVER... Anyways, speaking of supplement... I'll be back after dinner, Send me a cute little PM... <3
PS. Stop being so paranoid, cupcake.....
who let you back in the park???
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#415800 - 04/15/09 06:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Like you could ever afford my trends. 
Yeah, 'cause having lots of money to spend on frivilous shit is SO the in thing (read: superficial validation for your existance) right now. Spend it wisely RenDyke. 
I dont spend money to be in or try to be with the "in" crowd, I cant compete with the Housewives of New York,
I buy what I want and what I need....who the fuck said anything about it being the in thing, if it was would the economy be the way it is? Rather have alot of it than not have any of it.
Oh health, happiness and money go hand in hand silly and I will spend it wisely, I made a nice friend who handles my portfolio....spend some wise and most frivolously. Thanks for worrying about my finances though, I suggest you dont. 
Why do I need to use the quote function, shim knew it was for him, shim mentioned trends, Shim's such a smart cookie, Im sure he'd pick up that the response was for him. Mind your business Biffit (tm) Or are you stroking Electro's cock too now?
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#415802 - 04/15/09 06:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I still like ya', RG, and I don't think you are ugly in that old picture, either.
Don't let the bastards get you down. Read my sig.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Charin no one gets me down, this is entertainment for me....when I lay my head down on my pillow at nite, as long as my family, friends and people I just care for aren't hurt or weren't hurt, then I dont give a fuck about anything.
These people have no impact on my life. Im happy, healthy and have lots of money, so Im all good. Thanks
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#415803 - 04/16/09 08:00 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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"Dude, are you blind? I said it's Dana DeArmond. Not me. I'm a guy." I know homie, I know. I'm generally not the deepest poster on the board, so I would take pretty much everything I say here as a joke. Sometimes I'm even funny to boot...sometimes. -Keep It Dirty ...and Dana has NEVER looked better, no really.
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#415804 - 04/16/09 09:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#415805 - 04/16/09 10:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I dont spend money to be in or try to be with the "in" crowd, I cant compete with the Housewives of New York,
I buy what I want and what I need....who the fuck said anything about it being the in thing, if it was would the economy be the way it is? Rather have alot of it than not have any of it.
Oh health, happiness and money go hand in hand silly and I will spend it wisely, I made a nice friend who handles my portfolio....spend some wise and most frivolously. Thanks for worrying about my finances though, I suggest you dont.
Why do I need to use the quote function, shim knew it was for him, shim mentioned trends, Shim's such a smart cookie, Im sure he'd pick up that the response was for him. Mind your business Biffit (tm) Or are you stroking Electro's cock too now?
Hahaha, 3...2...1...
Ooops, I'm late, sorry I guess we could have predicted that one, Chernobyl.
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#415806 - 04/16/09 11:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Gyptardeded sAIDS:
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Or are you stroking Electro's cock too now?
Oh the fucking irony! So fucking what he prefers to to "stroke cock", YOU prefer "nose diving". Suck it up but please stop sucking up.
And as far as my gender, I KNOW you're all very,very curious, as to what IT is... Does anyone know, for sure,what Smelly's is?
<3,
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The other one said:
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I already told you. Because you're a "civilian" chick on a porn board and I want to see you doing bad things because I know you do them. Maybe not taking 75 loads to the face, but inhibitions fade, right?
After hearing about your handjob/bj/tittyfuck, your stock rose even higher in my book.
You should ask freestylah to "paint" some splooge onto your blurry picture. Close enough for now I guess.
Love ya
I think you're full of shit, no one else wants to see this garbage, NO ONE wants to see a boring civilian do that. They want YOU, the pot smoking porn whore... I suggest, a poll. Otherwise...
I would rather do this instead:
Whatever your request may be, talk it over with Freestylah. He'll hoook you up.
If it's about me... Talk to Lou... Just kidding, talk to Monkey, I make decisions for MYSELF.
<3,
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Edited by electrostatic (04/16/09 11:26 AM)
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#415807 - 04/16/09 12:06 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Suck it up but please stop sucking up.
Hahahahahah, you've GOT to be kidding, right? You are, hands down, the biggest "suck up" on this board, not just currently but possibly the biggest of all time.
You've killed this place and damn near every thread with your "please pat me on the head and tell me I'm a good girl" shtick...which for some reason has actually won over a few people I had assumed were smarter than that (Jeff Jordan, Freestylah, Monkey, I'm looking at you). Electrostylah???? WTF is that shit all about anyway??? I assume you have that along with "ElectroJordan" and "SmellyElectro" (which isn't far from the truth) written on your second period Biology notebook, or was it History?
I've laid low for a while and stopped jumping on you in every thread but you just keep getting more and more irritating by the day that it's not even fun to be here anymore. Find someone, find anyone in the real world, possibly one of the fathers of your children, and have a human interaction. Lay off the drugs and go be a mom for a while you daffy, drug addled whore.
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#415808 - 04/16/09 12:27 PM
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I'll deal with all the Gyptarded shit later I have some Monkey business to take care of right now...
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Child protection services back?
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#415809 - 04/16/09 01:40 PM
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Suck it up but please stop sucking up.
Hahahahahah, you've GOT to be kidding, right? You are, hands down, the biggest "suck up" on this board, not just currently but possibly the biggest of all time.
You've killed this place and damn near every thread with your "please pat me on the head and tell me I'm a good girl" shtick...which for some reason has actually won over a few people I had assumed were smarter than that (Jeff Jordan, Freestylah, Monkey, I'm looking at you). Electrostylah???? WTF is that shit all about anyway??? I assume you have that along with "ElectroJordan" and "SmellyElectro" (which isn't far from the truth) written on your second period Biology notebook, or was it History?
I've laid low for a while and stopped jumping on you in every thread but you just keep getting more and more irritating by the day that it's not even fun to be here anymore. Find someone, find anyone in the real world, possibly one of the fathers of your children, and have a human interaction. Lay off the drugs and go be a mom for a while you daffy, drug addled whore.
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I don't like the sound of "electrojordan" I'd rather "electrojeff". We never did that. You forgot, "electrocypher", and its "electromonkey". The only class I NEVER missed was 2nd period, chemistry, Go fucking figure!
Fucking a~!
Do you think that because YOU don't like someone, everyone else should not like them aswell? Bandwagon? Are you with Gypsy on this trend thing?
If I "won over" these people, it's because they got to know me better. Well one of them at least... Figure it out for yourself. Anything else?
PS. You forgot Coke and some other fanboi...
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Child protection services back?
Bullshit Mon, you can do better... Or are you saving it for Freestylah?
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#415811 - 04/17/09 02:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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NEW ADDITION - NEW ADDITION
As a California Girl, Jenna Haze was destined to be a whore. And she followed her calling. Jenna has performed in loads of scenes, doing everything except what was legally impossible. Lately though, things are not looking so swell for this little anal addict. We have reluctantly agreed to put her on our roster. Without going into details, we would like to call on all of you to overlook the obvious flows and to give her a chance to earn some much needed cash. You may call it what you want: a mercy-fuck, a social service or supporting an addiction. We don't care.
* Disclaimer: XPT Talent Agency cannot be held responsible for flaking, infested orifices, false tests and other inconveniences caused by those presented above. Sorry!
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#415812 - 04/25/09 02:05 PM
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Registered: 12/28/07
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NEW ADDITION - NEW ADDITION
After a few tough rounds of negotiations, we finally succeeded in signing Sinnamon Love for our agency! This chocolate MILF is an aspiring writer, who can be considered the leading author of the 'Angry Black Women'. Born in Flint, MI, she also holds the Lebanese nationality, which makes her another exotic treat on our roster. As you can see in the picture below, she is very committed to The Cause. On the left, you see her worshipping in front of some pictures of her spiritual leaders; on the right, Sinnamon is captured at a training site in the Libyan desert.
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#415813 - 04/26/09 04:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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BREAKING NEWS - NEW ADDITION
Industry rumours ran rampant since the launch of the XPT Talent Agency: Are those two Mason girls related? If so, how? Could it be .....?
After some deliberations with those involved, we are truly happy to be able to announce our own XPT mother/daughter team: Janet & Marley Mason.
Forget about the Foxx family; this is the real deal. Where other performers stop, Janet and Marley push on. Their limits? No limits. Both women are self-declared 'lovers of dark' and take that claim very seriously. They engage in some wild mother/daughter 'chocolate' adventures together and the picture shows, they don't even need a man for that! Enjoy them, while they last.
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#415814 - 04/26/09 04:13 PM
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Registered: 01/26/09
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ew dude. That looks really shitty and yeasty. Good job, you have amazing MS paint skills. 
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#415815 - 04/26/09 05:17 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Someone please tell me that they hacked freestyleduh's profile. This fucker isn't that damn funny. He hit most of these out of the park but he's swung and missed on the last few.
I'm telling you guys he's an alt ID.
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#415816 - 06/15/09 02:46 PM
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Registered: 12/28/07
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UPDATE - UPDATEUnfortunately, the latest HIV outbreak has infected our roster. After consultations with Professor Mitchell at AIM, we have decided to pull the following whore(s) from our team:
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#415817 - 12/04/09 08:51 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 11/01/09
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#415818 - 12/05/09 07:32 AM
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Oh god, look at those tats. 
Agreed. Horrible stuff, what was she thinking of with all that gibberish on her calfs. Fuckin grow up.
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