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#415724 - 04/12/09 05:04 AM
Holly Randall needs to Shoot Bunny Ranch Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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The pictures on the website are much too inconsistent, some are down right shitty and don't flatter the girls at all. Holly, I am going to STRONGLY suggest that the Bunny Ranch give you a call and hire you to shoot some marketing and promo material for the girls. Check out this NEW chick, Anna Suvari.....She looks different in some of her Pictures, which can often be a red flag, but I am seriously considering this chick....she just has that certain "something", I have no idea what or why....and I usually don't dig blondes, Holly Randall is a rare exception and it has everything to do with Holly just being incredibly sexy AND intelligent and nice, NOT BLOND. I wonder what this girl charges???? Recently, with the economy in the shitter, MANY professional, non druggie whores everywhere have been slashing prices both to stay busy and help their regular clientele out. If you read Anna's descriptions, she openly states that she works with a customer's "BUDGET"....I have often wondered what that entails..... It is just me, but it seems that if you are on a BUDGET, then paying for whores should not even enter the picture?!?!?!!? But anyhow.... Since Holly is now happily involved with a fine English Gentleman, she has lost some of her hott perverted edge (probably saving all her filthy sexuality for her man, which is admirable but SUCKS for the rest of us.) Let's help her get her groove back... "HOW HOLLY GETS HER GROOVE BACK"Everyone take a look at the Roster of Bunny Ranch Whores within the Link I provided above. Then answer this question in a post: Assuming you had enough cash, and assuming Holly Randall answered the prayers of men worldwide and made herself available for sex for money, Would you rather pay HOLLY for sex or any of the Bunny Ranch Whores? If one of the Bunny whores, WHO??? I'm willing to bet most here will choose Holly. Holly, you are a successful woman who also happens to drive a lot of men crazy with lust. What is your opinion of women like the Bunny Ranch whores who lounge around a brothel/trailer park 24/7 waiting for men to walk in off the street and fuck them? Do you look down on them? Do you find anything appealing about such a lifestyle? Many of the Bunny Ranch whores claim that they LOVE sex and that is a big reason why they work in a Brothel instead of working as an escort for themselves in a Big city, where they might make MORE money (remember, Dennis Hof, the Bunny Ranch Pimp/walking Petri Dish takes a LARGE percentage of the MONEY!.) Finally, Holly, suppose if you HAD to put a price tag on your gorgeous pooper, how Much would you charge a (non-disgusting) man to have straight sex with you (blowjob/vaginal)????? I wonder what Jeff Steward would pay to film Holly in a Gag Factor Movie Scene??? How High would Jeff go, knowing that the dvd sales would be totally off the hook???? More Importantly, would Holly's Mum Suzy march into Jeff's office with her own Baseball bat and beat Jeff's balls off for having throat fucked her daughter in such a degrading fashion...??? This is the shit I think about on early Sunday Mornings during the anxious days of Tax Season....
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#415725 - 04/12/09 05:57 AM
Re: Holly Randall needs to Shoot Bunny Ranch Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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... This is the shit I think about on early Sunday Mornings during the anxious days of Tax Season....
You didn't have your accountant do a quick run through of your information at the end of January?
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#415728 - 04/12/09 12:19 PM
Re: Holly Randall needs to Shoot Bunny Ranch Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Right now there are insane bargains everywhere you look, if you have the means, buy one on the fly.
Very true. Back to Holly Randall now. I feel like an XPTers best shot at Ms. Randall was while she was drinking and had low self esteem. Now that she's sober and has her act back together (not to mention engaged) our days are done.
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#415730 - 04/12/09 12:37 PM
Re: Holly Randall needs to Shoot Bunny Ranch Whores
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
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The thought of Holly Randall with a high powered hunting rifle actually shooting whores from the bunny ranch turns me on more than her taking pornographic photos of them.
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#415733 - 04/12/09 05:01 PM
Re: Holly Randall needs to Shoot Bunny Ranch Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Love the new avatar, LG!
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#415736 - 04/12/09 05:42 PM
Re: Holly Randall needs to Shoot Bunny Ranch Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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It was a boring Easter Sunday so I tongue-in-cheek made up this thread with our dear friend, and good sport Holly in mind....notice how she is too nice and classy to answer my non-serious query, what would she charge for sex?
My rule of thumb when it comes to whores is, no matter who she is or how hott she is, there is a ceiling for how much one should pay for SEX. I mean, afterall, an orgasm is an orgasm, and I cant see myself paying more than 3 grand for a nights worth of splooging (5+ grand for a Long Weekend) with the same whore where sex is involved. I mean there are other things you could technically throw into the mix to possibly get the price up, like if she paints your bedroom or weeds your garden and other manual labor...
But in Holly's case, I'd blow 10 grand (one time only, after the first time it's back to 2-3 grand) for the privilege of inserting penis into holes. Holly is that special....
Anyone shoot higher than 10 grand to poke the most Erotic woman in Porn????
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#415738 - 04/12/09 07:39 PM
Re: Holly Randall needs to Shoot Bunny Ranch Whore
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Registered: 07/18/07
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Back to Holly Randall now. I feel like an XPTers best shot at Ms. Randall was while she was drinking and had low self esteem. Now that she's sober and has her act back together (not to mention engaged) our days are done.
No teasing about being engaged. Some of still have fantasies that do not need dashing.
Never understood how beautiful woman (example:http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=6400) have low self esteem. You hear about it all the time from rich, famous and generally gorgeous but just don't get the why of it as many would kill and maim to be in their positions.
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#415740 - 04/13/09 05:59 AM
Re: Holly Randall needs to Shoot Bunny Ranch Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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First of all, I am not engaged. But thanks for the congratulations anyhow.
Actually I would LOVE to shoot the girls at the Bunny Ranch, especially if it was featured on HBO. It would be a fun challenge and I would definitely be up for it. Dennis should contact me!
What kind of gun are you going to use??
Air Force Amy first ...please
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#415741 - 04/13/09 06:37 PM
Re: Holly Randall needs to Shoot Bunny Ranch Whores
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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EVERYONE go look at Brook Taylor's pictures, she is the current Bunny Ranch whore who is Dennis Hof's "girlfriend" in his version of a "relationship"....of course, they both still fuck whomever they want when they want, but Brook currently resides with Dennis in the "Pimp's trailer" on site at the trailer park known as the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.
This is the woman who has followed Sunset Thomas as Dennis' number one whore. Shelly Dushell (no longer with the ranch) was briefly in the running to be Dennis' new girlfriend after Sunset, but at some point Shelly grew a conscience and tired of the whole Bunny ranch scene, and didnt want to have to eat Antibiotics for the rest of her life.
I think Gypsy is/was online buddies with Shelly, maybe she can enlighten us some more about what happened. I just know that the ex-ranch chick I briefly dated was also friends with Shelly and was properly ecstatic when Shelly bailed out....
But anyhow.....Does anyone else here think that Brook Taylor seems VASTLY overrated? Does anyone else think that she looks kinda.....I dunno, "funny"? I dont think even Holly could overcome Brook's "funniness"....
Check this shit out, from the TYRA BANKS show, to accentuate the cattiness that goes on at the Bunny Ranch and to highlight how much of a Biatch Brook Taylor is:
11-3-2008 "EXCLUSIVE: VIRGINITY AUCTION" Natalie is a 22-year-old virgin who wants to lose her virginity, so she's selling it to the highest bidder. She's teamed up with the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, a legal brother in Nevada, where she will lose her virginity. She says she's doing it to empower women. Natalie says she's received bids as high as $3.8 million dollars. Dennis Hof owns the Bunny Ranch. He says that Natalie is a "gold mine" for him and he will take HALF of the money she earns losing her virginity! Natalie says she's fine with that. Brook Taylor is a prostitute at the Bunny Ranch. She says she doesn't appreciate Natalie trying to capitalize on what she does everyday. Taylor told Natalie she can't please a man like she can. LATER, Lee is 59 years old and is one of Natalie's bidders. He joined her onstage and said he wants to be with her because he's never taken a woman's virginity before.
WTF?!?!?!
If you are a Hott, exciting woman who wants to sell sex, working at the Bunny Ranch requires that you give Dennis Hof, in exess of HALF your earnings....is that worth what the Bunny ranch supposedly provides these girls?!?!?!?!
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#415742 - 04/14/09 07:12 AM
Re: Holly Randall needs to Shoot Bunny Ranch Whores
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Why shouldn't Dennis take half their money or more? If one of the whores leaves because she can't make ends meet, Dennis will just replace her with the next whore waiting in line to experience the glamour and glory of the Bunny Ranch. I'm looking at you, Ellie Foxx.
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