Friends,

It has come to my attention that someone we all care about has been suffering in silence. Electro is too proud to tell us this herself, but her teeth have rotted out. She might be able to scrape enough money together to buy some secondhand dentures from a funeral parlor, but then there wouldn't be enough left over to buy lantern fuel, cold medicine and grape soda for the kids' baby bottles.

In keeping with the spirit of Easter, how about if we all chip in to surprise Electro with some brand new teeth? The cheapest dentures I could find are on sale this month at Sears Dental for $250.

I myself am willing to kick in $1 for the cause. Won't you please help? If you can find it in your heart to contribute, please PM me for payment instructions.

God Bless You !



poor Electro!:




only $250 this month at Sears!:




Electro's dream!:

We're already half way to our goal! You people really do have good hearts!


picture Electro this 4th of July:

You sure this isn't Coke's dream??????? hmmmm?

Being from Ohio, I know a little about corn. That woman has some good corn. That corn with mostly yellow but a little bit of white kernels is damn good. It looks like it was cooked in the husk, too. Here in a few months we will have some good corn around here.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I once knew a truck driver from Kentucky that had all caps, except for a gold spike to the left of his front 2 teeth. "Only way ah kin eat corn an apples"

This thread makes me want to brush my teeth and grill some corn on the cob.

Nah, it's cool. I take the occasional break, though never divulge when and where.

C'mon, guys. We still need another $100. Electro's condition is deteriorating by the hour:

maybe we can also help her babydaddy?:

Count your blessings! There is so much that we take for granted:

I love screencaps, don't YOU Coke?

I luvst cobb and I don't care who knows it.

Keep hope alive, Electro! Fundraising has stalled, but hopefully this setback is just temporary. I will do everything in my power to see to it that you get teeth!






made from Space Age polymers!:

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Courtesy of Willie D. (I think)


PS. Thread SUCKS! Yawn. You had a good thing going in the JewNoses thread. I love 2 c you and Mr. 2cit "conversate" in threads. I see you're trying "make-up" again, get rid of your sig, and I'll think about it.

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I love 2 c you and Mr. 2cit "conversate" in threads.

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He now avoids me at all costs. His efforts to save face by claiming victory became too awkward, pathetic, obvious and futile.

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I see you're trying "make-up" again

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What the fuck are you talking about? For the good of your kids, stop sniffing that scrapbooking glue.

I have to admit, however, that it would be interesting to see a scrapbook made under the influence of meth. By the way, nice job on taking up the world's most lame hobby.

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get rid of your sig, and I'll think about it

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I'll consider it if you explain exactly which part of my sig bothers you and why. It's all true, babe. None of the parties involved admit to the stupidity and/or lameness of their comments, so why would they be embarrassed? They should have known better than to tangle with Coke.

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Thread SUCKS! Yawn

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The fan mail keeps rolling in.

Coke: Sir, you are worse poster than smartt.

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Coke: Sir, you are worse poster than smartt.

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and your opinion is interesting (to anyone) why? I'm intrigued.


also, I've never noticed you before. have you made any posts I might remember?

He damned sure can't write coherently !

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He damned sure can't write coherently !

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Coherence? Are you sure you want to go there, old coot? You're probably about 18 months away from the onset of Alzheimers.

Go change your Depends.

I think I just peed a little....now where was I ?

BDM, tell him to either die or get old himself.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I assure you he is going to do both !

I notice you two haven't contributed to Electro's denture fund. If anyone can relate, it should be you two old fucks.

I prefer a gum job !

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

See Electro! I'm supposed to be such as asshole, but these two are mocking your condition.

Mission accomplished! Thanks Willie D!