luvinlioness,

I have a solution. Send me some pictures please.

If you're hot enough, and my type. I'll get the IRS to accept a monthly payment plan, pay that debt every month, provide room and board, and give you a small stipend every month.

All you have to do clean my house every day, do the laundry, wash the dishes, take care of the dog while I'm at work, maintain your pornstar skills whenever I have the time to partake, and hide in the basement when my girlfriend comes over (she often stays over the weekend).

It'll be the same as if you were a contract porn star, only more lucrative, twice as glamorous, and infinitely more respectable.