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It turns out that i had a real estate license which i only did a few leases but i was in a wealthy area and the tax man thought they should tax me on what the area realtors made, I was out of work for seven years trying to fix it .



This actually makes a lot of sense. I once cut Donald Trump's lawn and the tax man said I should owe a bajillion dollars tax for working in that neighborhood. I said "where can I get a bajillion dollars, I live in a cardboard box in Nigeria" but he wouldn't listen.