Ok, here it is. Hon, you've got to be an alt. This is too over thought to be real. Monkey, this has GOT to be you.

Dear Miss Gia,

I know that I have only been on the forums for a couple days but I feel like we have developed a rapport. I've felt a closeness to you that I've never felt to anyone before. I know this probably out of line but I don't care and I can't help myself.

Last night I dreamed we spent a day together driving around to organic food shops and comic book stores on my moped. Your arms were wrapped tightly around me and I feel your warmth on my back. I felt masculine and content. Then we went to a Magic the Gathering Tournament and you cheered me on as I dominated the table.

After that we went and had a small intimate dinner where we discussed our hopes and dreams for the future and drank a dry white wine, it was probably a good german Riesling.

After dinner we retired to my room where I showed you my hentai collection. Then I pulled out my special edition gold plated Dungeon and Dragons die set and we rolled to see who would touch and kiss each other on our erogenous zones till we were ready to make sweet passionate love. I made you feel like a lady and you made me fell like the King of Gondor until the sun came up.

It was a special and vivid dream and I felt I had to share it with you.