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#415172 - 04/09/09 10:38 AM Introduction
General Zod Offline
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Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
Hello!!

I've been lurking your forums for a couple weeks now and just had to join. I love watching porn and stuff. I hope in the future I can make some contributions to the conversations here.

OMG!! I forgot to mention I am so hyped that Gia Jordan posts here. I love her!!
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#415173 - 04/09/09 10:46 AM Re: Introduction
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Registered: 06/22/07
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go fuck yourself
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#415174 - 04/09/09 10:51 AM Re: Introduction
General Zod Offline
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Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
Quote:

go fuck yourself




I get it. pick on the new guy. thats cool. I'll grow on you. just watch and see. I'm s really cool person if you give me a chance.
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#415175 - 04/09/09 11:07 AM Re: Introduction
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Thanks, Jariha. No need for an introduction thread around here. Just cruise the board and start posting.
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#415176 - 04/09/09 11:16 AM Re: Introduction
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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#415177 - 04/09/09 11:34 AM Re: Introduction
General Zod Offline
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Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
Aww...fancy rats are so kawaii!! Is that a dumbo??
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#415178 - 04/09/09 11:49 AM Re: Introduction
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Just fucking great.....A weaboo fanboi of Gia. Between all the trolls fighting over Electro's e-penor and the arbitrary bans this is exactly what the forum needs. Somebody kill it before it multiplies.

Serioulsy dude, Naruto sucks balls.
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#415179 - 04/09/09 12:01 PM Re: Introduction
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Registered: 10/12/07
Posts: 571
Hey dude , get ready for the hate , and don't take it personally .

Best picture yet Conquistador

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#415180 - 04/09/09 12:41 PM Re: Introduction
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

Hello!!

I've been lurking your forums for a couple weeks now and just had to join. I love watching porn and stuff. I hope in the future I can make some contributions to the conversations here.

OMG!! I forgot to mention I am so hyped that Gia Jordan posts here. I love her!!




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#415181 - 04/09/09 12:58 PM Re: Introduction
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I don't know what a fancy rat is. That is hamster.
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#415182 - 04/09/09 01:19 PM Re: Introduction
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Welcome to the forum Jiraiya. Post wherever you want here in the appropriate section just be aware that the board isn't for the easily offended or thin-skinned.

Again welcome.
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#415183 - 04/09/09 01:22 PM Re: Introduction
General Zod Offline
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Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
It will take more than a couple e-thugs to drive me away. I've visited some pretty mean sites and I lurked a bit so I knew wat to expect here.
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#415184 - 04/09/09 01:25 PM Re: Introduction
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Can we just call you Cartoon Boy?
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#415185 - 04/09/09 01:40 PM Re: Introduction
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Just fucking great.....A weaboo fanboi of Gia. Between all the trolls fighting over Electro's e-penor and the arbitrary bans this is exactly what the forum needs. Somebody kill it before it multiplies.

Serioulsy dude, Naruto sucks balls.




This reminds me of when I was on 4chan. It's so /b!
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#415186 - 04/09/09 01:42 PM Re: Introduction
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I like cartoons




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#415187 - 04/09/09 01:49 PM Re: Introduction
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

Just fucking great.....A weaboo fanboi of Gia. Between all the trolls fighting over Electro's e-penor and the arbitrary bans this is exactly what the forum needs. Somebody kill it before it multiplies.

Serioulsy dude, Naruto sucks balls.




This reminds me of when I was on 4chan. It's so /b!





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#415188 - 04/09/09 02:01 PM Re: Introduction
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Lol. I never saw that kid on there. I usually looked for porn related topics.
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#415189 - 04/09/09 02:10 PM Re: Introduction
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Just fucking great.....A weaboo fanboi of Gia. Between all the trolls fighting over Electro's e-penor and the arbitrary bans this is exactly what the forum needs. Somebody kill it before it multiplies.

Serioulsy dude, Naruto sucks balls.




This reminds me of when I was on 4chan. It's so /b!




Gia... you're soo not 4chan material.

Fiend... get to know Willie before you bitch about bans. Sure electro got booted but she's back as quick as she was gone.

And if you want this new guy gone how bout you take care of it?. Sure sniping from the sidelines is fun and I'll never complain about your posts because I think you're fucken funny, but how bout this one is yours?.
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#415190 - 04/09/09 02:20 PM Re: Introduction
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Lol. I never saw that kid on there. I usually looked for porn related topics.



Oh, I, see. Too young? Too old? What do you think /g/?


Quote:

Gia... you're soo not 4chan material



Of course not... She's too old.




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#415191 - 04/09/09 02:36 PM Re: Introduction
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Fiend... get to know Willie before you bitch about bans. Sure electro got booted but she's back as quick as she was gone.

And if you want this new guy gone how bout you take care of it?. Sure sniping from the sidelines is fun and I'll never complain about your posts because I think you're fucken funny, but how bout this one is yours?.




I don't really care about the bans, I just like bitching sometimes. As for the weaboo, he's been here one day. He's already posted that he *feels bad* for whores in the dead inside thread. I can't see putting too much effort into trying to squash him. He'll pack his bags for ADT in a week or two. I honestly can't see him thriving in this environment. I really just wanted to give him a heart felt XPT welcome.
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#415192 - 04/09/09 02:52 PM Re: Introduction
General Zod Offline
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Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
I like 4chan but spend more time in /a/ than in any section.

I'll be around for a while but I doubt I'll be able to post as often as some you other guys.

I don't get all the anger towards the women here and in porn. Miss Gia seems really nice and sent me a PM welcoming me here.

this board is about porn and it seems like most posters just put the girls down. they are sharing themselves with us on film whatever their reasons they deserve some credit for that and they make alot of guys happy.
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#415193 - 04/09/09 02:55 PM Re: Introduction
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Holy Shit.
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#415194 - 04/09/09 02:56 PM Re: Introduction
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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#415195 - 04/09/09 03:26 PM Re: Introduction
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I like 4chan but spend more time in /a/ than in any section.

I'll be around for a while but I doubt I'll be able to post as often as some you other guys.

I don't get all the anger towards the women here and in porn. Miss Gia seems really nice and sent me a PM welcoming me here.

this board is about porn and it seems like most posters just put the girls down. they are sharing themselves with us on film whatever their reasons they deserve some credit for that and they make alot of guys happy.




Dude, it's not about post count. As far as your impression that we disrespect performers, we don't. We just have a more realistic insight into the porn world when the cameras are off. Life isn't always positive, but at least we can laugh at it.
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#415196 - 04/09/09 03:27 PM Re: Introduction
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Yep, not even cool enough to be gay. And too stupid to tell the difference between whores and women.
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#415197 - 04/09/09 03:27 PM Re: Introduction
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

I don't really care about the bans, I just like bitching sometimes. As for the weaboo, he's been here one day. He's already posted that he *feels bad* for whores in the dead inside thread. I can't see putting too much effort into trying to squash him. He'll pack his bags for ADT in a week or two. I honestly can't see him thriving in this environment. I really just wanted to give him a heart felt XPT welcome.




Actually you nailed it on the n00b. Wasshisname won't last long here and it's his own fucken fault. Good call.
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#415198 - 04/09/09 03:29 PM Re: Introduction
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Gia sticking up for our misogyny and to one of her fanbois. This has to be a troll. Who's alt is it??
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#415199 - 04/09/09 03:32 PM Re: Introduction
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I thought it was you, Fiend.

I am pretty fucking positive it isn't CGP/Ruin Trajectory.

And it's way too dopey a character for Mark_j.
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#415200 - 04/09/09 03:38 PM Re: Introduction
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
What the fuck is this?

Quote:

Life isn't always positive, but at least we can laugh at it.




This is DiscoDan speak.
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#415201 - 04/09/09 03:44 PM Re: Introduction
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

I thought it was you, Fiend.






LOL. I think I could do better and without kissing up to Gia.
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#415202 - 04/09/09 04:02 PM Re: Introduction
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

kissing up to Gia.





This is what is known as a "smoke screen"...

I know it's not you.
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#415203 - 04/09/09 04:10 PM Re: Introduction
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

What the fuck is this?

Quote:

Life isn't always positive, but at least we can laugh at it.




This is DiscoDan speak




Broads I shoot for AVN have been reading XPT lately. I gotta candy coat the jargon a little. Shhhhhh...

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#415204 - 04/09/09 04:13 PM Re: Introduction
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Please ask them to make themselves known and invite them to participate.

Hell, suggest a thread with a picture series that doesn't quite identify them and make it a guessing game?
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#415205 - 04/09/09 08:37 PM Re: Introduction
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Miss Gia seems really nice and sent me a PM welcoming me here





Gia, if you're really that hard up, you should have said something. I would have been willing to throw you a bone.


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#415206 - 04/10/09 06:01 AM Re: Introduction
General Zod Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
Quote:

Quote:

Miss Gia seems really nice and sent me a PM welcoming me here





Gia, if you're really that hard up, you should have said something. I would have been willing to throw you a bone.







I've read your posts and you are a horrible person. You aren't good enough for Miss Gia.
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#415207 - 04/10/09 06:48 AM Re: Introduction
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Quote:

Miss Gia seems really nice and sent me a PM welcoming me here





Gia, if you're really that hard up, you should have said something. I would have been willing to throw you a bone.







She's just working on setting him up with Ben.
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#415208 - 04/10/09 08:30 AM Re: Introduction
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Miss Gia seems really nice and sent me a PM welcoming me here





Gia, if you're really that hard up, you should have said something. I would have been willing to throw you a bone.







I've read your posts and you are a horrible person. You aren't good enough for Miss Gia.






Come on moderators, tale a gander at the IP. How hard can it be to figure out whose alt this is?

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#415209 - 04/10/09 08:33 AM Re: Introduction
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

I've read your posts and you are a horrible person. You aren't good enough for Miss Gia.




Please die.
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#415210 - 04/10/09 10:55 AM Re: Introduction
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Miss Gia seems really nice and sent me a PM welcoming me here





Gia, if you're really that hard up, you should have said something. I would have been willing to throw you a bone.







I've read your posts and you are a horrible person. You aren't good enough for Miss Gia.




Dude, is it ok if I post your pm?
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#415211 - 04/10/09 10:58 AM Re: Introduction
General Zod Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
Did you like it, Miss Gia??
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#415212 - 04/10/09 12:00 PM Re: Introduction
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Yes! I loved it! That's why I want to post it.
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#415213 - 04/10/09 12:11 PM Re: Introduction
General Zod Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
Quote:

Yes! I loved it! That's why I want to post it.




Wellllll, it was personal just for you but if you really liked it and want to post it then I guess it would awright. I did write it just for you so if you really want to then it should be fine. I'm really glad you liked it!!!
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#415214 - 04/10/09 01:04 PM Re: Introduction
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Yes! I loved it! That's why I want to post it.





Tsk, tsk. You should have lurked longer. You don't even know FLOP #1.
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#415215 - 04/10/09 01:12 PM Re: Introduction
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Whores lie...especially Gia.
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#415216 - 04/10/09 01:29 PM Re: Introduction
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Ok, here it is. Hon, you've got to be an alt. This is too over thought to be real. Monkey, this has GOT to be you.

Dear Miss Gia,

I know that I have only been on the forums for a couple days but I feel like we have developed a rapport. I've felt a closeness to you that I've never felt to anyone before. I know this probably out of line but I don't care and I can't help myself.

Last night I dreamed we spent a day together driving around to organic food shops and comic book stores on my moped. Your arms were wrapped tightly around me and I feel your warmth on my back. I felt masculine and content. Then we went to a Magic the Gathering Tournament and you cheered me on as I dominated the table.

After that we went and had a small intimate dinner where we discussed our hopes and dreams for the future and drank a dry white wine, it was probably a good german Riesling.

After dinner we retired to my room where I showed you my hentai collection. Then I pulled out my special edition gold plated Dungeon and Dragons die set and we rolled to see who would touch and kiss each other on our erogenous zones till we were ready to make sweet passionate love. I made you feel like a lady and you made me fell like the King of Gondor until the sun came up.

It was a special and vivid dream and I felt I had to share it with you.


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#415217 - 04/10/09 01:37 PM Re: Introduction
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

....you made me fell like the King of Gonorrhea until the sun came up.




That's that.
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#415218 - 04/10/09 01:49 PM Re: Introduction
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

limited edition gold plated d& d dice




You got a link for these?
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#415219 - 04/10/09 01:52 PM Re: Introduction
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
This screams a FIXED post.

electro?
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#415220 - 04/10/09 02:14 PM Re: Introduction
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
comic books? moped? Dungeons & Dragons?

I knew it! HaveShit why are you using an alt?
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#415221 - 04/10/09 02:25 PM Re: Introduction
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Gia, would you consider using gold dice in place of anal balls?
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#415222 - 04/10/09 02:40 PM Re: Introduction
General Zod Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
I knew I made a mistake right after I said you could post it Miss Gia
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#415223 - 04/10/09 02:57 PM Re: Introduction
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I was serious. Do you have a link for those dice?

D&D is okay but it's been a few years and new edditions since I've seen it. Check out Violence( link goes to a PDF, it's a small system). It's got stats for things like "piano wire and a brick" and culinary blowtorches.
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#415224 - 04/10/09 03:14 PM Re: Introduction
General Zod Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 152
Loc: Phantom Zone
Sorry but I don't have a link for the dice. I got them about 8 years ago as a gift. I don't even have the original packaging anymore because I was a stupid kid but they were always my favorites. I only take them out for special occasions.
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#415225 - 04/10/09 05:51 PM Re: Introduction
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
GOLD DICE CLICKY These could be yours if you play your cards right Gia
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#415226 - 09/02/10 06:22 PM Re: Introduction
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
fucking bump
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