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#415038 - 04/08/09 04:10 PM is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself.....like WAY before your supposta be DEAD!
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just askin.......


Edited by John Whormonger (04/08/09 04:11 PM)

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#415039 - 04/08/09 04:13 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself.....like WAY before your supposta be DEAD!
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I think it's more vain and manipulating than morbid.


Why?

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#415040 - 04/08/09 04:29 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself.....like WAY before your supposta be DEAD!
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I think it's more vain and manipulating than morbid.


Why?




Well you have life ins.....a will....some people pre order spaces in a mausoleum or in a graveyard...not going yet.....just want it to be "tasteful"......

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#415041 - 04/08/09 04:34 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself.....like WAY before your supposta be DEAD!
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I thought it was normal. You're beating inflation, right?
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#415042 - 04/08/09 04:42 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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I just can't get my head around actually paying for all the shit thats involved with planting dead meat and then placing a stone above it. If you're going to take the time to make a will then maybe write a few letters to the people that are dearest to you with a few nice thoughts and words to remember.

I guess leaving soon to be dead flowers in front of a rock just seems foolish to me.
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#415043 - 04/08/09 05:12 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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#415044 - 04/08/09 05:15 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself.....like WAY before your supposta be DEAD!
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It's only morbid if you have already engraved the dates.
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#415045 - 04/08/09 05:34 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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Roland Burris Mausoleum





This was exactly the first thing I thought of when I read this thread. I was too damn tired from mowing the lawn to bother trying to find it, though.


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#415046 - 04/09/09 08:06 AM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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I think I posted this once before but what the fuck ! It ain't as morbid as this !
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#415047 - 04/09/09 08:29 AM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself.....like WAY before your supposta be DEAD!
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I don't need a tombstone. It's tradition/custom to be burnt after death. Doesn't cost me thing; family pays the bill for that. (I have to pay my share when some of the elder die.)
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#415048 - 04/09/09 01:20 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself.....like WAY before your supposta be DEAD!
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It's not morbid but I really don't give a shit about what happens to me after i am dead. Bless me and feed me to the dogs if you want- i am fucking dead what do i care
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#415049 - 04/09/09 01:30 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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I guess leaving soon to be dead flowers in front of a rock just seems foolish to me.



I see your point Lou, good point. So is it OK if we just drop them off at The Cage?


Edit: Not morbid to buy a tombstone for yourself. As for me I was thinking I could get plastinated and kept for ... or something like that.


Edited by electrostatic (04/09/09 01:41 PM)
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#415050 - 04/09/09 07:36 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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Cremation and a Memorial, best way to go, although I do own a burial plot w/2 spots. I bought when mamma past, 9600.00 and now have 2 spaces I will never use, wonder if you can sell em, but that would be terrible to have my mom share the same space w/strangers.

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#415051 - 04/09/09 10:01 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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Cremation and a Memorial, best way to go, although I do own a burial plot w/2 spots. I bought when mamma past, 9600.00 and now have 2 spaces I will never use, wonder if you can sell em, but that would be terrible to have my mom share the same space w/strangers.




shit...you can sell ANYTHING!

wonder if there is a section on ebay for it???????????

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#415052 - 04/09/09 10:08 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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Cremation and a Memorial, best way to go, although I do own a burial plot w/2 spots. I bought when mamma past, 9600.00 and now have 2 spaces I will never use, wonder if you can sell em, but that would be terrible to have my mom share the same space w/strangers.



Hey, maybe you can rent this thing out. Theres a land, and I can design somekind of underground capsule space, with an entrance door like many NYC storefront basement entrances are (2 diamond-stamped steel doors and a padlock).

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#415053 - 04/09/09 11:04 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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Quote:

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Cremation and a Memorial, best way to go, although I do own a burial plot w/2 spots. I bought when mamma past, 9600.00 and now have 2 spaces I will never use, wonder if you can sell em, but that would be terrible to have my mom share the same space w/strangers.



Hey, maybe you can rent this thing out. Theres a land, and I can design somekind of underground capsule space, with an entrance door like many NYC storefront basement entrances are (2 diamond-stamped steel doors and a padlock).




Panz....you forgot you could also make it a time share.....

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#415054 - 04/09/09 11:08 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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No need for a timeshare, or maybe not.

Here is the ad/promo jingle:

Baby it's cold outside...but the undeground grave capsule is well heated

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#415055 - 04/09/09 11:08 PM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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No, morbid would be buying a tombstone for your significant other... and having the date she dies on it... before she dies.

Well, actually that could be considered morbid or incriminating if you get the date right.

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#415056 - 04/10/09 01:11 AM Re: is it MORBID to buy a tombstone for yourself..
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Hey, maybe you can rent this thing out.



Panz....you forgot you could also make it a time share.....



I hear Freestylah is looking for a place to shoot his new films, "I Cum On Your Grave" and "Pet Cemetery". The second is only a half-day shoot, since puppies tend to get a little stenchier on warmer days.
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