I forgot about country songs. This one tops the list.

The King is Gone-George Jones

Last night I broke the seal on a Jim Beam decanter that looks like Elvis,
I soaked the label off a Flintstone jelly bean jar
I cleared us off a place on that one little table that you left us
and pulled me up a big old piece of floor
I pulled the head of Elvis
filled Fred up to his pelvis

Yabba dabba doo
the king is gone and so are you

Round about ten we all got to talkin'
about Graceland, Bedrock, and such
the conversation finally turned to women
but they said they didn't get around too much
Elvis said find 'em young
and Fred said old fashioned girls are fun

Yabba dabba doo
the king is gone and so are you

Later on it finally hit me
that you wouldn't be a comin' home no more
because this time I know you won't forgive me
like all of them other times before
then I broke Elvis's nose
pourin' the last drop from his toes

Yabba dabba doo
the king is gone and so are you

Yabba dabba doo
the king is gone and so are you

Last night I broke the seal on a Jim Beam decanter that looks like Elvis
I soaked the label off a Flintstone jelly bean jar...

(fade out)