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Question #1
Bree Olson is to One Creepy Dude as Electrostatic is to:
A. Ruin Trajectory
B. Crocodile
C. Gypsy
D. Jeff Jordan
E. All of the above
F. None of the above



Correct answer is "A"
While all of A-D demonstrated seperation anxiety when their "precious" went away, only Ruined Trajectory completely lost his shit and went on a two day melt down. Highlights included complaining that his life had no purpose because he couldn't find an adequate internet forum in which he could reside.

Some people found this question a little bit tricky. Only 8/25 got it correct.


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Question #2

Da Burglar has a net worth of $7,300,000 on January 1, 2008. His investments yield an average monthly return of $28,000. His staff of cooks, barbers, drivers and marijuana gardners have a monthly cost of $13,000. He spends an average of $31,500 on escorts each month. He makes monthly donations of $42 to several local charities.



What is Da Burglar's expected net taxable revenue (loss) for 2008?
A. $16,542
B. ($16,542)
C. $198,504
D. ($198,504)
E. $7,300,000
F. Taxes - WTF?




Correct answer is F.
Some basic knowledge of how income taxes work is a help here.

Burg's net worth is not relevant as you pay taxes on income in a given year. The annualized list of monthly expenses leads to a cash flow of ($198,504); however the hookers and drug cultivators are not proper deductions. Further, by attempting to claim them, our boy would attract unnessescary attention from half a dozen federal and state agencies. As a result, one would expect most transactions to be cash only and therefore would not be caught by the tax code.

16/24 got this question correct

PS Burg, tell cousin Tony I said "Hi."
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