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#414950 - 04/08/09 09:43 AM
XPT SAT Questions
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Porn Fucking Master
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We need more multiple choice tests. TO that end, I present the following sample XPTSAT question:
Question #1:
Please feel free to add additional questions so we can calculate board members XPTIQ.
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#414951 - 04/08/09 10:00 AM
Re: XPT SAT Questions
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 Question #2 Da Burglar has a net worth of $7,300,000 on January 1, 2008. His investments yield an average monthly return of $28,000. His staff of cooks, barbers, drivers and marijuana gardners have a monthly cost of $13,000. He spends an average of $31,500 on escorts each month. He makes monthly donations of $42 to several local charities.
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#414952 - 04/08/09 10:22 AM
Re: XPT SAT Questions
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Question #3
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#414954 - 04/08/09 11:15 AM
Re: XPT SAT Questions
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Someone please explain the pics in question 3. Are some the before of the I hate myself, so I changed myself, plastic surgery disaster?
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#414956 - 04/08/09 11:26 AM
Re: XPT SAT Questions
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If I gave you a hint it would be unfair to the kids who's parents sent them to private tutoring.
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#414957 - 04/08/09 11:28 AM
Re: XPT SAT Questions
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Do you have a time when the answer key will be available?
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#414958 - 04/08/09 12:00 PM
Re: XPT SAT Questions
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A new poster immediately interacts with the regulars like they have been part of the group for years. They are very whiny, change their post continually, and have a smug “I’m really trying not to be too liberal” attitude.
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#414959 - 04/08/09 12:03 PM
Re: XPT SAT Questions
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I give this thread an A+
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#414965 - 04/08/09 05:05 PM
Re: XPT SAT Questions
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To properly answer the first question two of the above choices must be Ted Bundy and all the emoticon/graemlin thingies.
Edited by the unknown pervert (04/08/09 05:06 PM)
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#414967 - 04/09/09 07:31 AM
Re: XPT SAT Questions
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You have one hour to complete your tests
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#414968 - 04/09/09 10:19 AM
Re: XPT SAT Questions
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Porn Fucking Master
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Pencils down
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#414970 - 04/09/09 08:36 PM
Re: XPT SAT Questions
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Ok quiz is over. What's the deal with question 3, the Franken whore and the other pictures.
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#414971 - 04/10/09 12:02 AM
XPT SAT ANSWERS
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Answer Key
Quote:
Question #1
Bree Olson is to One Creepy Dude as Electrostatic is to:
A. Ruin Trajectory
B. Crocodile
C. Gypsy
D. Jeff Jordan
E. All of the above
F. None of the above
Correct answer is "A"
While all of A-D demonstrated seperation anxiety when their "precious" went away, only Ruined Trajectory completely lost his shit and went on a two day melt down. Highlights included complaining that his life had no purpose because he couldn't find an adequate internet forum in which he could reside.
Some people found this question a little bit tricky. Only 8/25 got it correct.
Quote:
Question #2
Da Burglar has a net worth of $7,300,000 on January 1, 2008. His investments yield an average monthly return of $28,000. His staff of cooks, barbers, drivers and marijuana gardners have a monthly cost of $13,000. He spends an average of $31,500 on escorts each month. He makes monthly donations of $42 to several local charities.
What is Da Burglar's expected net taxable revenue (loss) for 2008?
A. $16,542
B. ($16,542)
C. $198,504
D. ($198,504)
E. $7,300,000
F. Taxes - WTF?
Correct answer is F.
Some basic knowledge of how income taxes work is a help here.
Burg's net worth is not relevant as you pay taxes on income in a given year. The annualized list of monthly expenses leads to a cash flow of ($198,504); however the hookers and drug cultivators are not proper deductions. Further, by attempting to claim them, our boy would attract unnessescary attention from half a dozen federal and state agencies. As a result, one would expect most transactions to be cash only and therefore would not be caught by the tax code.
16/24 got this question correct
PS Burg, tell cousin Tony I said "Hi."
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#414972 - 04/10/09 12:09 AM
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#414973 - 04/10/09 12:15 AM
XPT SAT ANSWERS
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Quote:
Question #4
The following XPT members have all had some university education:
[1] Willie D
[2] Da Burglar
[3] Pornactorforhire
[4] JRV
[5] Coke Stevenson
[6] Jamesn
Which combination of posters have claimed to have a degree from an Ivy League school
A. 2, 5 & 6
B. 1, 2, & 6
C. 2, 3 & 6
D. 1, 2, 3, 4 & 6
E. None of the above
F. All of the above
The correct answer is "B" 1, 2 & 6.
Burg and jamesn went to Harvard, Willie is a Dartmouth grad (and Dartmouth is still Ivy, even if it's not any better than Cornell  ). Pornactorforhire bragged he was a Stanford alum, and coke has been short of details on where he piled up those awesome degrees.
I haven't found any mention of where JRV went to school, although he apparently grew up in Texas.
This was a tough question only 4/11 got it correct.
That's it for round one of the test. If you need help on your personal essays (sample topic "Female Squirting - Would urine by any other name taste as acrid?" you may PM me).
Good luck to all the candidates.
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#414974 - 04/10/09 09:07 PM
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AP English / AP Biology / AP History / AP Sociology Test Question all rolled into one. For those of you wanting to get into HARVARD (like I, Da Burglar, did) you need every edge you can get, with all the foreign and domestic rich kids, Jews, and poor minorities locking up 89% of the existing slots, it doesnt leave much for White [kim Wylde]Kids in America[/kim wylde].  Question: Discuss in a well constructed essay the artist's use of Irony in this picture, particularly how the protagonist/dirty whore is actually a mother, and yet about 160 million Life producing sperm are shooting out of her shit pipe in this glorious depiction of how good it feels to cum in a chick's ass, but the lifelong consequences of anal warts make such pleasure a pitiful reward; compare that symbollism to the storyline in Dorian Gray. Dont overlook the footwear chosen, as the sociological pop cultural reference to the hit TV show MASH ("A Big Red Bird/Filthy Whore with Fuzzy Pink Feet") makes you think how far we have sunk into debauchery since that Korean War. Biologically, discuss the Evolutionary forces at work behind the Human species compelling 4-5 males (along with something called a "Steve Holmes") to ejaculate their reproductive fluids into the WRONG female orifice. Is this an attempt to abrogate thousands of years of responsibility and social convention in one fell swoop, these humans NOT wanting to work or do anything useful or productive yet get paid so they can buy goods and services and drugs? Is it an attempt to evade the morality of thousands of years of social convention and experience the fleeting but intense pleasure of sexual orgasms without the consequences of reproduction by coital action in the rectal cavity and not the vaginal orifice? WHAT PLEASURE does the female achieve in this sexual equation? How does semen shooting out of the ass onto a dinner plate provide pleasure to the female? When the female pours the semen onto her face and in her mouth is their some type of transparent orgasm achieved on her part? Extra credit question for accelerated College 3 year degree candidates: Just what the FUCK is going on here in this ridiculous picture? (PICTURE REPEATED FOR EMPHASIS)
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#414975 - 04/10/09 10:27 PM
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Mr. Burg, as you might already know, I am not one of XPT's brightest.
Hoe-ever, I am going to assume the following will be an acceptable answer:
C, Mr. Bur G, I never forget. Did I answer correctly?
eleCtrostatiG <3
EDIT:
1. Jeff Jordan <3
3. I thought it was a trick question. Booo.
Edited by electrostatic (04/10/09 10:32 PM)
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#414976 - 04/10/09 11:41 PM
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Excellent response, very creative and directly on Thesis. The thought of a young woman such as yourself actually, CONSCIOUSLY selecting this image of the protagonist whore squirting Semen out of her ass into a glass, and posting it here for all to see, is stimulating, bordering on boner inducing. Now Miss Electro, put forth a theory on how the protagonist whore is actually able to get the cum to squirt out in such a neat, precise arching stream, with a clear trajectory toward the intended receptacle target. I want you to think about your answer before responding; intensely stare at the image for 17 minutes. Indicate whether you are aroused or find this disgustingly filthy imagery stimulating. You must leave this class a female porn addict, hopelessly hooked on masturbating to awesome, intense filth.
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#414977 - 04/10/09 11:53 PM
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Burg, work in the splooge reference, please. You've lacking lately on using it. Carry on Prof.
edit: I got question 3 right for all the wrong reasons.
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#414978 - 04/11/09 12:59 AM
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Excellent response, very creative and directly on Thesis. The thought of a young woman such as yourself actually, CONSCIOUSLY selecting this image of the protagonist whore squirting Semen out of her ass into a glass, and posting it here for all to see, is stimulating, bordering on boner inducing.
Now Miss Electro, put forth a theory on how the protagonist whore is actually able to get the cum to squirt out in such a neat, precise arching stream, with a clear trajectory toward the intended receptacle target. I want you to think about your answer before responding; intensely stare at the image for 17 minutes. Indicate whether you are aroused or find this disgustingly filthy imagery stimulating. You must leave this class a female porn addict, hopelessly hooked on masturbating to awesome, intense filth.
12:3? a.m.
I find this disgustingly filthy imagery VERY stimulating. I find myself mentally aroused, if you will, by the organized and neat manner that she squirts the seemen in to that glass. What a wonderfully conCOCKted jiz~tini.<3 Also nice to see, a cumdumpster dumping cum in to something else.
For some reason it made me think of this.
As an observer, I have noticed that Hillary really likes this type of cup.
10+Guys 1Girl ^THAT Cup.
I think this^ would make a cute avatar.  <3 Any more questions Mr. Burglar? Also, Forgive me if I sound a little Windsocky.... 
**Edited to SPLooOGe! 
Edited by electrostatic (04/11/09 01:15 AM)
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#414980 - 04/14/09 05:10 PM
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^^ yessssssss....grizz hits the 3 pointer....I was afraid my TV pop cultural reference would go unfulfilled.
Seriously, upon seeing that scene with hillary, her pink fuzzy booties were the first thing I noticed, not her cavernous rectal cavity or Steve Holmes' low-hanging nuts of pestilentia....
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