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#414816 - 04/07/09 09:29 PM
Have you ever tried pheromones?
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Registered: 04/07/09
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#414817 - 04/07/09 09:35 PM
Re: Have you ever tried pheromones?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Have you ever tried pheromones? Have YOU ever been sodomized by a large Black Man sporting a huge erection?
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#414818 - 04/07/09 09:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Human pheromones can only attract humans. All these pheromone elixirs are from chemicals or animals. Diane Ackerman said so in 'History of the Senses' when I read it in college.
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#414819 - 04/07/09 09:38 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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Umm... Eric.
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#414821 - 04/08/09 09:28 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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theres some kind the lady that sells clothes on thursdays at work tries to sell for like 25 bucks a bottle its made from deer musk i think it smells like ammonia i cant see how that shit would atrract anything
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#414822 - 04/08/09 09:36 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Buying these types of products (e.g. penis enlargement pills, pheromones, the lottery) are stupid tax. It is the financial burden some people must bear for being stupid.
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#414824 - 04/08/09 11:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Chuck I think he's trying to say that you are stupid for supporting our local schools systems.
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#414826 - 04/08/09 12:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Nice try, but I know you're an alt, so you already know chuck isn't my friend. Nice fail. But then again why do you think it's wrong to support our public schools?
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#414828 - 04/08/09 12:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Taint? You mean the region between your butthole and vagina?
Again why are you so against supporting public schools?
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#414831 - 04/08/09 12:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Bitch please, if I was actually in the closet, you would be there too, flossing your teeth with the hairs around my nut sack. Again why are you so against supporting public schools? PS: that was a really nice thing to say chuck.
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#414833 - 04/08/09 12:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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My dog would interpret a calculus book as a toilet. Why should I care what stupid creatures think? I would like to put you in a closet though, but only if it was full of C4.
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#414835 - 04/08/09 12:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Yeah, if it was full of C4. Or do the world a favor and douse yourself in gasoline then light it.
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#414837 - 04/08/09 12:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Get me? Why are you trying to get me? Is that gay slang for butt sex? I don't swing that way pal, just keep your homo urges to yourself.
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#414839 - 04/08/09 01:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Sniffing your crotch? More like kicking your teeth in, but whatever. Only you have the power to make the pain stop.
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#414841 - 04/08/09 01:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Yet you're the one who resorted to the gay jokes when backed into an intellectual corner. Better get cracking on that apology bitch.
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#414843 - 04/08/09 01:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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It's funny how a black man will look at a zebra and see that he has white stripes while a white man will look at the very same zebra and see that he has black stripes. Lust after me all you want, but it's not going down nut hugger.
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#414844 - 04/08/09 01:28 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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I've had hemorrhoids that spent less time up my ass, were less annoying, better looking, and more intelligent than you, douchebag. What was that you said about resorting to homosexual accusations when painted into an intellectual corner?
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#414845 - 04/08/09 01:33 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Listen, cherryblossum, I gotta run to the store, try and forget about me while I'm gone, umkay?
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#414846 - 04/08/09 01:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You stick hemorrhoids into your ass? Just your own I hope. Earth to dipshit, guess what? You are gay.
You opened the door and let yourself out of the closet. I only spit in your face (but not the way you like it) when your lips got too close to my crotch. Not going to happen so put it back in your pants.
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#414847 - 04/08/09 01:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Listen, cherryblossum, I gotta run to the store, try and forget about me while I'm gone, umkay?
Run out of fisting lube again? Just use what your dad used on you, axle grease.
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#414849 - 04/08/09 02:52 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Errrr....you guys either need to get a room or go to the cage. Not figured out which one yet !
This is their private room now. The Ultra Allure, much like Granny's tonic, sometimes has unintended results.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#414851 - 04/08/09 04:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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backdoorman you are the type of wheezy old fart who could find something that they didn't like on TV and then harass the station to remove the show from the air rather than just turning the damn thing off.
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#414859 - 04/09/09 07:29 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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...kneecap you and tie your wheelchair to the back of Charins RV. I'm not sure who the loser is in that scenario but I know the board will enjoy a peaceful and significantly less geriatric summer.
We are Ham geeks, you can't hide from us. Air Cards, WiFi, satellite internet, we will find you.
Besides, I am having enough trouble trying to find a way to take the motorcycle along. And I barely have room for dog food and Gag Factor DVDs.
You're only as old as the pron you watch. Who do you think buys this stuff, not you young internet savvy free porn people, it's us geezers with lots of room on the credit cards.
Lookie:
Now, this is geezers making porn for geezers.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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