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#414772 - 04/07/09 07:04 PM She Is Half My Age #9
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SHE IS HALF MY AGE #9 comes out next month from JM Productions. It is 3 hours of cocksucking, ass spreading, cumeating good times! Every slut fucks and all the goo is gone by the end credits.

Scene Breakdown:
1. Tanner Mayes BG scene with Brandon Iron. Cumshot into her hands; eaten.
2. Heather Hurley BG scene with Joe Blow. Swallow finish.
3. Karmen Kennedy BG scene with Brandon Iron. Swallow finish.
4. Anastasia Ivanova BG scene with Brandon Iron. Swallow finish.
5. Veronica Hill BG scene with Brandon Iron. Swallow finish.
6. Isabella Amour BG scene with Brandon Iron. Swallow finish.
7. Alana James BG scene with Brandon Iron. Swallow finish.
8. Tanner Mayes BG scene with Brandon Iron. Swallow finish.
9. Veronica Hill BG scene with Brandon Iron. Swallow finish.
10. Heather Hurley 7-man gangbang. Cum projectile finish with attempted cleanup.

DVD Extras:
Photo Gallery
Website Previews
Bonus scene with Alice Bell from www.loadmymouth.com
(She sucks, fucks, and swallows.)



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#414773 - 04/07/09 07:17 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Tanner Mayes has risen to the top off my list as of late. This is the girl guys dreamed about in grade school.
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#414774 - 04/07/09 07:20 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Everone loves Tanner. Literally.

For the record, this movie is AC Cream approved. He knows good porn when he sees it. Thanks, man!



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#414775 - 04/07/09 07:32 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
Quote:

He knows good porn when he sees it.




He knows a good all-you-can eat buffet when he knows it.
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#414776 - 04/07/09 07:43 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Is he finally wheel chair bound? That was a really compassionate thing to do, Brandon, hooking up his oxygen bottle.

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#414777 - 04/07/09 07:48 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Not to worry. AC fainted after I showed him your photo.

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#414778 - 04/07/09 07:49 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:



Is he finally wheel chair bound? That was a really compassionate thing to do, Brandon, hooking up his oxygen bottle.




Dammit have2cit, you trumped me.
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#414779 - 04/07/09 07:56 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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You guys are matching. This is like what if The Pickup Artist got dropped from VH1 and had to fund itself, but sarging the ladies for your youtube show didn't go over so well at the Des Moines Sizzler. You guys are on fire.

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#414780 - 04/07/09 08:33 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

Tanner Mayes has risen to the top off my list as of late. This is the girl guys dreamed about in grade school.




She is fiiiiiiiiiine. I just pray she doesn't fuck up and dye her hair blonde/get fake tits....
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#414781 - 04/07/09 09:06 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Only AC can say what's going to happen. He is very wise, very presidential. I started a draft campaign to get him elected to Washington in 2012. I'm calling it AC DC.

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#414782 - 04/07/09 09:35 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Jesus christ , that guy looks 7 feet tall and 500 lbs

He really needs to do something about the weight .

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#414783 - 04/07/09 09:37 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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I will probably buy this dvd . Brandon , how tall do you think tanner is , and is she in any other of your movies ?

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#414784 - 04/07/09 11:24 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

I will probably buy this dvd . Brandon , how tall do you think tanner is , and is she in any other of your movies ?




According to DiscoDan, she is five foot six. So, she probably is either taller or shorter.
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#414785 - 04/07/09 11:41 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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I'm actually glad Brandon is doing all the scenes here, I saw some previous scenes with Jake Malone and Joe Blow that were significantly less hot, dudes were just too creepy.

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#414786 - 04/08/09 12:34 AM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

I will probably buy this dvd . Brandon , how tall do you think tanner is , and is she in any other of your movies ?




I would peg Tanner at 5'4" or 5'5". Not exactly sure. She's got a great smile and a hot, hot body. When getting pounded in doggie, I distinctly remember her moaning, "Take it.....just take it."

She gets it.

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#414787 - 04/08/09 12:36 AM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

I'm actually glad Brandon is doing all the scenes here, I saw some previous scenes with Jake Malone and Joe Blow that were significantly less hot, dudes were just too creepy.





I am out of control with my sex addiction. I simply can't wait months and months for scenes to get updated at www.loadmymouth.com so -- presto! -- SHE IS HALF MY AGE is now mainly about my penis being serviced.

It is just one of AC Cream's business strategies that I've implemented recently. I cannot say enough good things about the guy. He is like family to me now.

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#414788 - 04/08/09 05:35 AM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

Not to worry. AC fainted after I showed him your photo.




Here I say what a compassionate soul you are and you attack. Attack, attack, attack, it's always the same with you.

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#414789 - 04/08/09 11:20 AM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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That AC dude should hook up with Chasey Lain. Him sucking up half her meth would help them both out.
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#414790 - 04/08/09 11:45 AM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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She is definitely the type that I like. Please, sir... more please?
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#414791 - 04/08/09 04:14 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

Quote:

Not to worry. AC fainted after I showed him your photo.




Here I say what a compassionate soul you are and you attack. Attack, attack, attack, it's always the same with you.




I warn you. Not only is AC my business manager. He is also my bodyguard.

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#414792 - 04/08/09 04:15 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

She is definitely the type that I like. Please, sir... more please?




Ummmm....AC Cream is a man. Or do you mean Tanner?

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#414793 - 04/08/09 04:24 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

Not only is AC my business manager. He is also my bodyguard.





What's he going to do, wheeze at somebody?

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#414794 - 04/08/09 04:42 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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I meant Tanner. Do you call AC Cream "she" also?

Do you think she (Tanner) is going to be around the business for a while or just be a flash in the pan? I need to know now if I should clear off some space on my current hard-drive, or buy a new one.
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#414795 - 04/08/09 04:44 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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You never know with these girls. They could be dead in a ravine by next Wednesday. I hope she sticks around. She's gorgeous.
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#414796 - 04/08/09 04:45 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Tanner will be around for a while, I'm sure.
I'm sorry AC is not your type.

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#414797 - 04/08/09 04:46 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

Quote:

Not only is AC my business manager. He is also my bodyguard.





What's he going to do, wheeze at somebody?




Do not make AC angry. You would not like AC angry....

On a personal note, AC started out doing internet security. You should see the 6 foot high firewall he built around my laptop. I love it!
I brought AC in to audit the VOD account at JM Productions. It seems highly unlikely that SHE IS HALF MY AGE #7 could still be at the top. It's a good movie, don't get me wrong, but is it that good? AC is getting to the bottom of this.

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#414798 - 04/08/09 04:51 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Any pics of AC Cream's shoes?
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#414799 - 04/08/09 05:00 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

I brought AC in to audit the VOD account at JM Productions. It seems highly unlikely that SHE IS HALF MY AGE #7 could still be at the top. It's a good movie, don't get me wrong, but is it that good? AC is getting to the bottom of this.





A) Jeff wouldn't let fatboy anywhere near the office for fear he'd kill & eat the whores;

B) The only thing AC Cream is getting to the bottom of is a bucket of fried chicken.

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#414800 - 04/08/09 05:02 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Don't play dumb, Gia. You know that AC only wears ass-kicking boots. They are much like the ones Otto Bauer wore in Slave 02 with Amber Rayne. This makes me believe that AC and Otto are somehow related. AC. Otto. AC-to. Their mother would be....AC-to mom. Solved!

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#414801 - 04/08/09 06:15 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

For the record, this movie is AC Cream approved. He knows good porn when he sees it.




DAMN, Ace gotta be pushing the 400 pound mark in that photo!
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#414802 - 04/09/09 10:31 AM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:



I warn you. Not only is AC my business manager. He is also my bodyguard.




Im sorry Brandon but thats just
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#414803 - 04/09/09 01:38 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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He guards your body all right, and 6 others if you stand shoulder to shoulder.

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#414804 - 04/09/09 04:23 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Jeff, AC informs me that you are now on "the list."
Perhaps this is a good time to take a vacation. I will try to get him to cool off....with some AC. It's not easy to get him to chill out.

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#414805 - 04/09/09 07:17 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Please for the love of God tell me that she is not with this guy:
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#414806 - 04/09/09 07:51 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

Please for the love of God tell me that she is not with this guy:






That has got to be her most degrading photo.

Looks like Gia's prediction of being found in a ravine just took one step closer to coming to fruition.

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#414807 - 04/10/09 08:06 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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^^^That's Howie Mandel^^^




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#414809 - 04/11/09 08:37 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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SHE IS HALF MY AGE #7 is still the top movie at JM VOD. This is getting curiouser and curiouser.

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#414810 - 04/11/09 11:31 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Quote:

Everone loves Tanner. Literally.

For the record, this movie is AC Cream approved. He knows good porn when he sees it. Thanks, man!






Any thread with a pic of AC Cream in it is bound for greatness. No matter how many times I see a pic of that guy... his facial expression doesn't change... and my opinion of him doesn't change. Dude has serial killer written all over him.

Don't get me wrong, he is harmless to the women of porn... but eventually he'll start murdering guys who taunt him on the internet.

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#414811 - 04/11/09 11:41 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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I asked around as to what the initials "A.C." meant. Paperchase said, "Ass cicker."

Wow.....

Back to Mr. Cream. He's a cool dude when you talk to him. He has written for many adult magazines about the conventions he has attended. Good for him, I say. Keep going.

Note to Jeff: AC gave me some great advice. As per his instructions, I am putting out I LOVE IT ROUGH #4 in July....or June if you want to give me two releases (the other being PERVERTED PLANET #5, turned in this past week.)


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#414812 - 04/12/09 06:59 AM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Just got the call so forgive me if I'm too excited to make any sense. I found out that I am nominated for the newest P.H.A.M.E. award, the AC Cream of the Crop trophy. It goes to the director whose work best exemplifies doing more with less. They are not the same as the F.A.M.E. awards but strangely are held on the same night.

The AC Cream of the Crop trophy is the director's equivalent of the XRCO's Unsung Swordsman Award.

I am honoured by this nomination and would like to thank everyone who voted. That would be AC Cream.

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#414813 - 04/15/09 10:28 AM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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This just in: AC Cream has tabled his report on possible VOD corruption at JM Prods. He concluded that it's the best movie to be released by the company and found no evidence of statistics manipulation, fraud, or tomfoolery.

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#414814 - 04/15/09 11:02 AM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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What about shenanigans?
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#414815 - 04/15/09 03:11 PM Re: She Is Half My Age #9
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Those turned out to be high jinks. Nothing to worry about.
AC has recommended that SHE IS HALF MY AGE continue. Production is being increased.

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