Yo leg, wut up? Looooong time know c, bra. wuts dis bout soem metil stalking leg, dat shit aint sanitary. at least da bitch done polish u evry now n den, ya herd? she dont evin clean me no mo, n dat rechid ass a hers, dat petey dude wuz rite bout her takin dumps, after after dude of da week climbs all up in me soooo she can git her thang on wit him. i be all xcitid and gooey and shit, and sheez over thur takin rancit shits n all, kinda ruinz da mo mint. how you hook up wit dat my space shit? i wanna be herd, but i can't zackly go puttin up pixures of myslef, ya know, kids n all on the interwebs deez daze.