We scheduled the first meeting of BA (Breeholics Anonymous) for this morning. It got off to a rocky start as some fat 28 year old virgin named Eric kept trying to sit on me.

Helllloooo - I'm here to be helped, not as furniture!

There were 9 of us there, including two pieces of furniture, an electric toothbrush, two cellular phones (set to vibrate) three humans, and the virgin.

I hope the Gazette changes its mind and runs my classified ad, we can use some more bodies (they have a strict policy on calling Breebree a whore).

Since it was our first meeting, we decided to start with Step One, admitting that we were powerless in the face (or ass, or pussy) of Breebree and that our lives had become unmanageable. This was easier for some people then others.

Eric kept saying he needed closure, the toothbrush and cell phones just made buzzing noises. Some pop-eyed bald dude just kept flexxing and hitting on the maid (Estella, from Guatemala).

I'm hoping we can continue to be strong for each other.

That's all for today, I'll report again after next Monday's meeting. We intend to go to Step Two, and talk about how "a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity." I sure hope Hilary Scott can make it.

Im going to go with Bornyo. Who do you think it is?

ALL HAIL BOCL

Bornyo or Willie D, but due to the time of post, I say Bornyo. BEST THREAD IN WOP...B JUST SHUT IT DOWN.

Jim B. Maybe Willie.

I can't take credit for this one. I suspect Mark J or Jim B. And, I agree. It's awesome as it stands. I hope it doesn't get overdone.

If anyone knows with certainty who posts as POTUS, I think that's your guy/girl.

It's not me, but it's genius. Well Done.

Whoever they are, they got my endoresement for this. Even I'm laughing my balls off at this Alt. My vote is for Monkey.

Thanks, this is definitely what I needed, even though I know you're poking fun at me.

But "fat"? Geez. I'm 5'10" and 205 dude...get real.

I'm flattered by the imitation.

I think it's that fat kid who is always banging on the drums.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

It's either Willie D or Monkey. I don't think anyone else here has the chops to pull this off.

No, it's neither Willie or Monkeys shtick.

I think it's King. Amirite?

Betcha it's Random. He's always doing prankster stuff like that Janine interview.

I'm going with Mark_J. The "Blog coming soon" bit was the clincher.

Gonna say Mark J as well.....

nah, it isn't me.