This horrible lie has plagued mankind for long enough,and it's time that the wizard of oz-type curtain of fallacies regarding this subject be torn down so that civilization can move forward into the light that will dawn with truth....
(Feel free to nominate me for a Nobel prize as I am far to humble to do so myself )
THERE IS NOT NOW NOR HAS THERE EVER(never never not even for a couple of minutes that maybe you were not paying attention because you were watching plays of the day on espn)BEEN ANY SUCH THING AS A LESBIAN
I know that this information is shocking to some of you so I will wait a few moments for you to gather yourselves before I proceed............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
That is correct. No lesbians.... Yes there are chicks that like pussy.If you think about it YOU should understand that..You like it too...It taste good and it's just good for you.. (just so you know there are such things as faggots if you feel otherwise and the definition is very narrow ) But just because a chick likes something that you dig doesn't mean that she would not accept the proper injection of penial plundering from the guy who is willing to invest the time necessary to be a chick that says she doesn't do dick ....
I gotta customer and need to step away for a moment... More information on this shocking developement to follow............

I like pussy. I'm not a lesbian.

The fact that Bishop raped the page on this one should be enough to scare away most of the vaginally challenged.