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#414458 - 04/21/10 03:48 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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It's early, but the Yankees look strong this year.
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#414459 - 04/21/10 06:11 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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That double play with the bases loaded to end the 7th was the play of the game.
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#414460 - 04/21/10 09:16 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Damn, Hughes lost the no hitter.

Halladay was great tonight.
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#414461 - 04/21/10 10:09 PM 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I predict Joe Morgan will continue to suck.

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#414462 - 04/22/10 09:52 AM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I predict Joe Morgan will continue to suck.





... so will that buffoon partner of his, Joe Buck & Tim McCarver.

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#414463 - 04/22/10 10:27 AM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I predict Joe Morgan will continue to suck.





... so will that buffoon partner of his, Joe Buck & Tim McCarver.






Thank you... I thought I was the only one that couldn't stand that egotistical twat. What the league needs is a few Muslim players that he can offend or slight with his dumbfuckery and hopefully someone parks a 747 in his swelled head.
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#414464 - 04/22/10 11:51 AM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I know a couple of guys who went to high school (elite prep school) with Joe Buck. The fucker used to shit in people's shoes in the locker room. One kid who was from a moderate- income family and there on scholarship complained to the headmaster when Buck shit in his shoes. The kid's scholarship was revoked and he had to go back to public school. Nobody in St. Louis fucks with Jack Buck's kids and gets away with it.
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#414465 - 04/22/10 01:14 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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Ya know, I already had it pretty squared away that Joe Buck was a world class douche, but that's just the brown icing on the cake.

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#414466 - 04/22/10 11:01 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I liked it when Artie Lange was high on the Joe Buck show and started doing his routine about Joe's dad getting liquored up while commentating. Also, Artie's story about Bob Uecker using the cough button to talk about broads is classic.

In conclusion, fuck Joe Buck. He's horrible to listen to w/ baseball, and 2x as bad doing football.
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#414467 - 04/29/10 08:27 AM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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Good God, it is the 29th of April and....

1. Zack Greinke has an ERA of 2.56 and is still looking for his first win of the year.

2. The Royals bullpen already has 7 blown saves.
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#414468 - 04/29/10 08:32 AM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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After high hopes for the Braves they are now looking like a last place team. I look for major shake ups soon.
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#414469 - 04/29/10 12:54 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I'm loving the early returns on my San Diego Padres.

I hope they can stay in the race through the trade deadline and hold on to Adrian Gonzalez. The guy is perfect for San Diego. He grew up hear, he's Mexican, speaks fluent Spanish and would be a great marketing tool to attract fans across the border.

I think I enjoy the Dodgers being in last place nearly as much.
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#414470 - 04/29/10 01:44 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I predict the Diamondbacks will score 5,000,000 runs this year, and give up 5,749,933.

They can hit.
They can't pitch.

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#414471 - 04/29/10 10:59 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I'm loving the early returns on my San Diego Padres.

I hope they can stay in the race through the trade deadline and hold on to Adrian Gonzalez. The guy is perfect for San Diego. He grew up hear, he's Mexican, speaks fluent Spanish and would be a great marketing tool to attract fans across the border.

I think I enjoy the Dodgers being in last place nearly as much.




He is signed through next year. If some team really wants/needs him (Red Sox), they are going to have to over pay. Toronto tried this last year with Halladay. More likely he'll get traded in the off season.
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#414472 - 05/01/10 04:24 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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#414473 - 05/01/10 04:58 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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#414474 - 05/02/10 02:09 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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Damn Robinson Cano!! He's got 9 homers, but his average is under .400. I rather a few less home runs and a little higher avg. The 21 RBI I'm cool with.

And Hughes....only 7 shutout innings??!!?? Gotta finish what you start kid.
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#414475 - 05/03/10 08:13 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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Greinke's line from Sunday

8 IP 4 H 1R 1ER 6 SO 0 BB 87 PC - 65 ST to lower his season ERA to 2.27


Result-an 8 inning complete game 1-0 loss. At this rate Greinke is going to be the only person in the history of baseball to lead the majors in ERA and go without a win the entire season.


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#414476 - 05/04/10 12:41 AM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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The kid is bad-ass, flat out. Allah willing the Royals will keep him and build around him. Yeah, I know it's not likely

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#414477 - 05/04/10 04:07 AM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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He'll be pitching for the Yankees or Red Sox as soon as his contract expires, if not before.
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#414478 - 05/04/10 11:40 AM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I'd rather see that guy wind up on an NL team and see the kind of #s he could put up.
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#414479 - 05/07/10 06:08 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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watching sabathia and the yankees manana at fenway six rows up from the third base line.

it's incredibly frustrating having nothing to judge the x-axis of a pitch against while being so close to the field you can otherwise see everything in detail.

oh well, i'm not expecting much offense, the sox haven't seen someone of cc's caliber and won this year.
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#414480 - 05/19/10 04:04 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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^That was a marathon...

The FIRST PLACE Reds will sweep this little 2 game series in Atlanta.
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#414481 - 05/20/10 01:07 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Well, wasn't that some shit...
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#414482 - 05/20/10 04:00 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Cardinals back in first. Gotta love those walk off grand slams.
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#414483 - 05/20/10 05:15 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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^That was a marathon...

The FIRST PLACE Reds will sweep this little 2 game series in Atlanta.




Kind of had the wrong team tied to your wagon there didn't you big guy ? !!!!
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#414485 - 05/20/10 06:03 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Breakfast at Denny's doesn't count.
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#414487 - 05/20/10 08:27 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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I think there's one in Bordentown, half way to Philly. Also Lawrenceville/Princeton area on Rt1.
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#414488 - 06/23/10 01:47 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Strausburg may no hit the Royals with Wendelstadt behind the plate...
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#414489 - 06/23/10 04:52 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Can we all slow down the Strasburg for Cy Young and All-Star starter movement a little bit please? Can the media at least wait and see what happens after he faces everyone a couple of times and hitters are able to get a bit more of a read on him before they enshrine him in Cooperstown. LeBron James didn't get this much media slobber on his balls during his rookie year and he didn't spend the first two months of the year in a developmental league.
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#414490 - 06/26/10 09:31 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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#414491 - 07/01/10 08:02 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Went to the Class A Dayton Dragons game tonight. They were leading 6-5 with two outs in the top of the ninth, then there was a single and a hit batter. Next guy hits a low liner to center. CF tried for a shoestring catch, and missed. Ball went to the wall for a triple, the two runners, of course, scored. Dragons lost, 7-6.
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#414492 - 07/01/10 10:43 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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The Good news: Diamondbacks fired both their Manager A.J. Hinch and their General Manager Josh Byrnes.


The Bad news: skinflint ownership will likely find their replacements by dumpster-diving the Pirates or Royals organizations.

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#414493 - 07/02/10 07:43 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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The Braves have turned things around and look like the Braves that won 14 straight division titles.
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#414494 - 07/06/10 02:54 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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I remain confident that they will find a way to fuck it up.

How in the fuck do you have Greg Maddux for a decade and win one World Championship?
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#414495 - 07/06/10 02:58 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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You have shit relief pitching.
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#414496 - 07/06/10 05:01 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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...and you have to play those damn Yankees.
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#414497 - 07/06/10 05:41 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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...and the Twins and the Blue Jays. Don't just hate on the Yanks.
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#414498 - 07/30/10 03:59 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Standing room only in Cincinnati tonight to watch the Reds beat BDM's team.
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#414499 - 08/01/10 03:17 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Damn, my Mets SUCK.

I thought they were going to suck, so I shouldn't be surprise or upset ... but, I am.

The F-ing Diamondbacks killed them ... again.

Beltran got a hit. He might be up to a .220 BA now.

At least Ollie Perez limited himself to 4 runs in 2 IP. What a great signing he was!!

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#414500 - 08/01/10 05:24 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Yes, thank your Mets for a ratings spike. The godawful D'Bax taking 5 out of 6 doesn't bode well for anyone on the Mets payroll.

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#414501 - 08/01/10 06:19 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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At least y'all's home time isn't the Baltimore Orioles.

Hope that Buck Showalter can do something with this mess some day.

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#414502 - 08/01/10 06:53 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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At least y'all's home time isn't the Baltimore Orioles.

Hope that Buck Showalter can do something with this mess some day.




Your owner is the pits. He cares more about securing his TV rights for the Nationals than maintaining his team. And, you're in the most competitive division in baseball.

He better spend some of that TV money he's likely to earn for Strasburg on developing a minor league system.

Buck will be good if you have some real talent to develop into a team.


Does Boog still have the barbeque there? I enjoyed that.
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#414503 - 08/02/10 05:13 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Boog's cue is still there and nowadays provides better value to the customer than does watching the game.

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#414504 - 08/05/10 12:01 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Great catch in the Jap league.

Also there is a link in the article for a video of a cute ball girl making a great catch on a foul.
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#414505 - 08/20/10 01:47 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Don't know how this one will end, but the Braves are in another exciting one. i watched the walk-off against LA, now today. Exciting baseball.

How 'bout them Reds?

Breaking down an old .342 hitter.

Click on the small pictures near the top to show video analysis of Ruth's swing. Fascinating - the intuitive genius of the man.
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#414506 - 08/20/10 02:09 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I predict the Diamondbacks will score 5,000,000 runs this year, and give up 5,749,933.

They can hit.
They can't pitch.




Revisiting my predictions of a few months ago, the Diamondbacks bullpen ERA is at 6.29, on track to be the worst in the Modern Era.

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#414507 - 08/20/10 02:11 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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Yankees- Reds World Series
Yankees in 5 !!

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#414508 - 08/22/10 03:52 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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#414509 - 09/09/10 03:35 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I'll actually be rooting for Atlanta for 4 days.
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