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#414408 - 04/05/09 03:11 PM 2009 Baseball Predictions
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I'm usually full of shit, but here's mine:

AL West - Angels
AL Central - Twins
AL East - Red Sox
Wild Card - Yankees

ALDS
Yankees over Twins
Red Sox over Angels

ALCS
Yankees over Red Sox

NL West - Dodgers
NL Central - Reds
NL East - Mets
Wild Card - Phillies

NLDS
Reds over Phillies
Mets over Dodgers

NLCS
Reds over Mets

World Series
Reds over Yankees

The Reds have it all, a strong, young, deep pitching staff, defense up the middle, speed, and some young bats with power.

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#414409 - 04/05/09 03:21 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Reds ?

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#414410 - 04/05/09 03:28 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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I predict I'm going to hate the new Yankee Stadium.

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#414411 - 04/05/09 04:13 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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I'm a met fan but i don't even see them making the playoffs
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#414412 - 04/05/09 06:29 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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I like the Mets chances of making the playoffs this year. The 2 relievers they got should add a few wins, and probably get Santana the Cy Young. That said, they are going to need Delgado to be productive all season.

I do hope my Yankees win it all, I also hope A roid doesn't come back from hip surgery. If their starting pitchers are healthy going into the playoffs, they have a real good chance.
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#414413 - 04/05/09 06:40 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Baseball doesn't start until August.

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#414414 - 04/05/09 07:14 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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If it was really the house of George I don't think it would be so bad. But it's the house of Hank & Hal, and that's pathetic in a Kim Jong Il way.

Speaking of which, how fucking funny is it that he picks the day the new American President is debuting at NATO to publicly humiliate himself with that Knox of a launch. I'm no fan of Obama, but Fuck if Kim didn't hand it to him on a platter.

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#414415 - 04/05/09 08:29 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Jordan Schafer home run in first major league at bat. 99th player to do so. Braves 4 Phils 1 Woo hoo ! Go Braves !!!!!
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#414416 - 04/05/09 10:16 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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The Cubs will gack it up once again. Fuck 'em.

Go Diamondbacks!

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#414417 - 04/10/09 10:36 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Quote:

Charin's original post, with annotations:

AL West - Angels [80% likely, though Baseball Prospectus says A's win with 84 (giving the Angels only 81 due to all of the lost players such as Texiera, F. Rod, Garrett Anderson, the poor slob who got killed driving home, etc.)...I don't buy it, though I'm an A's fan]
AL Central - Twins [this one's a roulette wheel between the Twins, Indians, Tigers and White Sox; hell, even the Royals are on the rise ala the Rays of last year]
AL East - Red Sox [or Yankees]
Wild Card - Yankees [or Red Sox or Rays]

NL West - Dodgers [I hate this division for many reasons, one of which is their unpredictability (e.g. Rockies just 2 years ago. Could be Diamonbacks]
NL Central - Reds [not yet; Cubs]
NL East - Mets [Yes]
Wild Card - Phillies [Yes]





My picks:

AL West: Angels.
AL Central: (spin...) White Sox
AL East: Yankees
Wild Card: Red Sox

NL West: Dodgers
NL Central: Cubs
NL East: Mets
Wild Card: Phillies
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#414418 - 04/14/09 09:21 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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I predict the Cubs will choke again
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#414419 - 04/14/09 11:23 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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My prediction rides with Tom Glavines shoulder.

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#414420 - 04/15/09 07:20 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Glavine is a Hall of Fame pitcher, but he should have hung it up after getting 300 wins.
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#414421 - 04/15/09 08:18 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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I'm afraid Tom is toast ! The Braves still have a pretty decent pitching staff and Tommy Hanson is waiting in the wings !
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#414422 - 04/15/09 02:26 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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The Astros will suck.
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#414423 - 11/04/09 07:02 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Actually, we did well.

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#414424 - 11/14/09 12:00 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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But at what cost.

At what cost to our SOULS???

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#414425 - 04/02/10 10:20 PM 2010 Baseball Predictions
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AL East - NYY, hard to bet against them
AL Ctl - Twins, in their new home
AL West - California Angels
AL Wild Card - White Sox

NL East - Phillies, look strong
NL Central - St. L., my Reds will win 85
NL West - LA, Rockies pitching will falter
NL wild card - Atlanta?

Yankees will lose to either St.L. or the Phillies in the series.

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#414426 - 04/03/10 06:16 AM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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As a Mets fan I hate to say this but I'm putting my money on the Phillies this year.

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#414427 - 04/03/10 07:06 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Quote:

Reds ?






what???

never seen???

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#414428 - 04/03/10 07:54 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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That Cuban kid should be starting the Reds home opener. Same w/Strasberg in DC. The earlier arbitration/free agency would be worth the change in atmoshpere and buzz created for the teams. Mets should be starting Ike Davis at 1B.

AL East: Yankees
AL Central: Tigers, cause Dontrelle is going to be like the old Dontrelle.
AL West: Mariners, which will be scary in the playoffs.
AL Wildcard: Rays, I think Boston won't have enough offense.

NL East: Phillies
NL Central: Cardinals
NL West: Dodgers, I'd go SF if they had any power in their lineup.
NL Wild Card: Rockies

AL MVP: Miguel Cabrera, who knows how good he can be sober?
AL Cy Young: Sabathia, Guy is a lock for another 18 wins, if he doesn't have another slow spring, that will put him to 22.

NL MVP: Pujols, unless they are tired of voting for him
NL Cy Young: Halladay, guys going to pitch in a lot of one run games. Not one run difference, he's only going to give up 1, and the Phillies will score 6. He has a legit shot at 25+ wins and sub 2 ERA.

World Series: Yankees over Phillies. That will be my prediction for the next 3-4 years, or until Chase Utley or Ryan Howard leaves Philly. Philly will win one or 2 more championships, but I can't pick against my team.

Mets will fire their manager by the all star break, and not let the GM make any moves at the trading deadline because he'll be gone when the season is over. Too bad the Wilpons can't be forced out.



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#414429 - 04/03/10 08:38 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Point of Order:

You know how we have a "Not Worth it's Own Thread" thread?

I think here, as with other annual sports threads, each year requires it's own thread.

Carry on.

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#414430 - 04/03/10 09:15 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Can't really argue with your choices Chuck but sure would like to see the Braves supplant the Phillies. I hope the Mets are in the basement when it's over.
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#414431 - 04/03/10 12:33 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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I'll be a total homer here and predict the Diamondbacks will come out of the West, over the Dodgers. Caveats: if Brandon Webb's shoulder goes bad, or Manny gets a new steroid doctor, i'd have to give the Dodgers the leg up.

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#414432 - 04/03/10 05:58 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Erics Phillies... if they win it all he gets my account for a day. Chair Leg.... you want in on this?.
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#414433 - 04/03/10 06:33 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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AL East: damn Yankees
AL Central: Detroit (not buying the Twins' pitching)
AL West: Angels, as always
Wildcard: Tampa Bay

AL Pennant: damn Yankees

NL East: Phillies (an AL East-worthy team)
NL Central: Cardinals
NL West: Dodgers, in a photo-finish
NL Wild Card: Cubs.

NL Pennant: in an inexplicable upset over the Phillies, Cardinals.

World Series: God Damn Yankees in 5.







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#414434 - 04/03/10 10:13 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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AL East - NYY
AL West - Seattle
AL Central - Detroit
Wild Card - Tampa Bay

MVP Miguel Cabrera
CY Young John Lester

NL East - Phillies
NL West - Colorado
NL Central - St. Louis
Wild Card - Giants

MVP - Pujols (Who else?)
Cy Young - Halladay

World Series - St. Louis over Yanks in 6.
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#414435 - 04/04/10 04:51 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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AL east- Yankees
AL cent- Tigers
AL west- Mariners
Wild card- Angels

NL east- Marlins
NL cent- Cards
NL west- Dodgers
Wild card- Rockies

World series- Yankess/Dodgers (Yanks in 6)

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#414436 - 04/04/10 05:02 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I love it that everyone is overlooking the Braves. Hopefully the rest of the NL is as well.
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#414437 - 04/04/10 06:19 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I love it that everyone is overlooking the Braves. Hopefully the rest of the NL is as well.




It's not that I'm overlooking the Braves. It's just that I'm a realist. Glavine's gone. Maddux is gone. Chipper is a shell of what he was and Smoltz is hanging on by his fingernails... with another team. (I think. His name keeps coming up when people talk about stopgap closers.)

McCann, Heyward and Hanson should have awesome seasons... but that's about 1/4 of what you need for a playoff run.

(Ok, Yunel ain't bad either, but he's certainly not all star material.)

Sorry dude, the Braves need to rebuild seriously for me to take them seriously. I think the Cleveland Indians may actually be in better shape this year than Atlanta... and that's not saying much.

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#414438 - 04/04/10 06:22 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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#414439 - 04/04/10 06:42 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I agree w/Fenris about the Braves. I think they will sniff around the wild card spot until sometime in August. They are a young team with a lot of upside coming in the next few years.
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#414440 - 04/16/10 01:38 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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Tonight I see the Reds are in Pittsburgh.

Help snap me out of my denial

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#414441 - 04/16/10 09:27 PM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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Might as well watch St. Louis and revere one of the best ballplayers of all time.
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#414442 - 04/17/10 12:37 AM Re: 2010 Baseball Predictions
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I watched it, but Felipe Lopez was the hero with his Grand Salami. The Great Poo-holes wasn't even on base when Lopez batted in all four Cardinal runs.
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#414443 - 04/17/10 03:34 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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NE Patriots in 4
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#414444 - 04/17/10 03:54 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Go Jets...
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#414445 - 04/17/10 08:15 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Just watched the Rockies' Jimenez no hit the Braves....the fucker !
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#414446 - 04/17/10 09:32 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Damn, and the Mets and Cardinals went 20 innings, first 18 scoreless.
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#414447 - 04/18/10 08:59 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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I might need Burg's financial wizardry to help me with this question but I'm wondering what will be higher come the first of October, the Dow Jones or the ERA of the Royals bullpen. They gave up a 6-1 lead in a span of about six batters a couple of days ago.
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#414448 - 04/18/10 11:57 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Damn, and the Mets and Cardinals went 20 innings, first 18 scoreless.




The second time in major league history there has been a no hitter and a 20 inning game on the same day.
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#414449 - 04/18/10 04:15 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Just watched the Rockies' Jimenez no hit the Braves....the fucker !




Congrats to him, I think a lot of people saw that coming. His stuff is flat out electric.

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#414450 - 04/18/10 05:46 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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You ain't lying. He was throwing bbs. Today the Braves got a lead off triple from Diaz to stop the no hit shit. A 2 run rally in the ninth got them the win. Heyward got a two run single with 2 out and the count full. This kid is for fucking real.
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#414451 - 04/18/10 07:55 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Heyward does look to be the real thing. This could be a big year for NL rookies. In another month you'll have Strasburg and Chapman coming up. I might take in a Phillies game to see them live, Mets are too far, too much traffic. Mets 1B prospect Ike Davis is supposed to be good too.

I do like that the Braves are just letting that kid play, not sticking him in the minors for 2 months to keep him from arbitration for an extra year.

I'm also thinking of going to see the Trenton Thunder a couple times this year. The catcher there is supposed to be the one that will replace Posada, since the guy they have at AAA looks to be a DH or 1B.


Edited by My Girl is a Nosy Bitch (04/18/10 07:57 PM)
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#414452 - 04/18/10 09:25 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Heyward got a two run single with 2 out and the count full. This kid is for fucking real.




That's what I'm thinking too. The Braves are just amazing at talent development. That's no 20 year old, that guy is a MAN.

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#414453 - 04/19/10 02:40 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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My friend called with tickets, it's the Dayton Dragons hosting the South Bend Silver Hawks tonight.
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#414454 - 04/21/10 06:15 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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The Royals are batting .300 as a team and have the third worst record in baseball. Now that takes talent. So does ending the game by swinging at a wild pitch but Butler did it last night.
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#414455 - 04/21/10 09:55 AM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Fucking unbelievable ! The Braves trailed the Phillies with 2 down in the ninth and Glaus hits a two run homer. Heyward comes up and after 2 pitches ties the game with a long home run to right center. Cue wild and frenzied crowd. Wagner sits the Phillies down in the top of the 10th and McLouth leads off the bottom of the 10th with a shot to right. BRAVES WIN !!!!! The best and funniest part- as McLouth is rounding the bases the Braves dugout empties. NOT ONTO THE FIELD BUT INTO THE CLUBHOUSE. You should have seen the look on McLouth's face when he reached the dugout ! They were all grinning ear to ear when they left and they mobbed him in the tunnel. Best feeling I've had from a Braves team in years !
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#414456 - 04/21/10 01:27 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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I'll probably watch the Phils-Braves tonight, Halliday against Hudson.
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#414457 - 04/21/10 03:41 PM Re: 2009 Baseball Predictions
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Preparing to do so. I had a Dish network tech over today. Now have HDTV on every tv. woo hoo !
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