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renfield, i just skimmed this thread wondering what the fuss was, and to a larger extent wondering what gave rise to the anti-renfield conglomerate. seems to be rooted in people noticing whenever they ring a bell you salivate. action, reaction. i felt compelled to step in and offer my services pro-bono, because i noticed a pattern in the following excerpts and thought it needed to be addressed ASAP:

"you'll never get a rise out of me."
"there is nothing "YOU" can do to upset my day"
"if you think it bothers me,"
"ENJOY cause it certainly doesnt bother me in the least."
"No Static it doesnt bother me,"
"no bother it's just redundant and boring"
"NO it doesnt bother me"

see the problem? by repeating something enough, it comes across like the opposite might be true. case in point jennifer aniston repeating to everyone how "actually really happy" she was when brad left. the spirit and intent of the expression "deny, deny, deny" is meant more as a tactic than to be taken literally, and needs to be carried out with some finesse. example, instead of yelling, try a smile. instead of telling someone you want to kill them, mail them a picture of their kids walking home from school. subtlety.

so, first things first. as your attorney i advise you to stop talking to the press immediately. everything you say they'll use against you. this thing just needs a cooldown period. like the shakes during a withdrawal, or like the time xpt got trashed on bella's board and there was hell to pay, it just needs time to work itself out. start following my advice and you will feel better. one foot in front of another, then repeating the process, we'll cross over this street. i'll be in touch.

note to electro: cease and desist the use of "..yes?" or face an intellectual property suit. don't answer.

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