CHAMPIONSHIP GAME OVERTIME
Tied at 13 a piece, the championship games goes into overtime. (coin is flipped) Gypsy yells heads, it hits the corner of the table, lands, bounces, turns and falllllllsssssssssssss HEADSSSSSSSSSSSS, HEADDSSSSSSSSSS, HEADDDDDDDDDS HEADDDDDDDDDDS, GYSPY WINSSSSSSSSS, SHE HAS DONE IT. One of the greatest games in ugly tournament history, (luis guzman falls to his knees , puts his head in his hands),
Gypsy's buzzer beating heads call , will go down in history with the great game winning shots of all time
Gypsy is amazing people, she had a near perfect plan the entire tournament, blowing out the players she was meant to and proving too good (and ugly) for the tougher matchups.
(monkey grabs luis) Luis, I know this is tough to swallow right now, but you have to be proud of the tournament you've had as a number 8 seed, giving up homecourt the entire way to be within a single vote of winning it all. "Monkey, right now, im just numb, I really felt I had a great chance at winning this thing and, words can't describe how crushed I am right now, its heartbreaking" (luis walks away).
There you have it, Gypsy the favorite from day 1, has done it, she has won the first XPTMC Tournament of UGLY, shes a winner, shes a champion and shes god damn, donkey ass, fried goat testicles disgustingly ugly. GYPSY 2009 World Champion (of ugly)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogKUx_q7ig
AND NOW
I'd like to introduce, the people's champion, the one and only, your favorite and mine. GYPSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (crowd goes wild)
2009 XPTMC UGLY CHAMPION OF THE WORLD: GYPSY