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#414291 - 04/05/09 05:01 AM
XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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In honor of the michigan state v north carolina championship match up Ive decided to run a quick 16 member all ugly tourney to find out who is the most hideous of them all. To be voted on, by you, the people of XPT Rules: Two divisions of 8 members, male side of 8 and female side of 8, until the winner of the female bracket faces the male to work out whos the ugliest of them all. Seeds 1-8 and when voting you are voting for the UGLIEST, the polls will run for 24 hours after then the winner advances to the next round. Here are the players and seeds Female Bracket 1. Gypsy/Reinfeld (one on the right). Xpt's own gyspy gets the number 1 seed in the tourney and has positioned herself well to go deep in the tourney with not only the frizzy hair, big jew nose but also her vile rants and stomach churning sexual desires and stories. 2. Lisa Lampanelli Shock stand up, famous for being vile and fucking nig nogs. 3. Terri Schiavo Could be one of the first top seed to fall, she has been carrying (brain) injuries coming into the tourney and it could affect her performance. 4. Whoopi Goldberg "You sure is ugly (high pitch squeal)" Solid 4 seed. 5. Kelly Osbourne See picture above 6. Tori Spelling Little miss piggy 7. Sandra Bernhard Madonna's wing dyke through the early 90s. One of the only women in the world who can make madonna look feminine 8. Belladonna Just because Gyspy has to face her hero in the first round and great matchups are based on the sub plots coming in. Matchups 1. Gypsy vs 8. Belladonna Best game of the first round, usually the 1 vs 8 seed isn't interesting but this has a lot of feeling and brings the ugly. These witches will need to bring their A game to advance. 2. Lisa Lampanelli vs 7. Sandra Bernhard Old school vs new school, both unfunny stand ups who's entire career is based around their sex life, which is disgusting to most. 3. Terri Schiavo vs 6.Tori Spelling This has upset city written all over it, terri coming in less than 100% and Tori has her baby weight helping her cause. One to watch 4. Whoopi Goldberg vs 5. Kelly Osbourne This is a close one, its going to come down to race preference.
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#414292 - 04/05/09 05:27 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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Male Bracket (Michael Jackson won't be in this tourney, he is in the pros and its too easy to place him as the one seed, hes at a pro level and we are running a college tourney) 1. Jackie Earle Haley "Be a good boy" Surprise 1 seed. 2. Mickey Rourke Can he complete the come back year with a title? 3. Tyce Bune Not just ugly in appearance but gives off one of the all time great scumbag vibes in history. He just looks like bad news. 4. Benjy Bronk Creepy. 5. Morgan Freeman Only fella in shawshank who's ass was safe. 6. Ron Jeremy Always in the top 10 in ugly polls, this year he comes in at 6 7. Calvin Booth He has game, serious game. 8. Luis Guzman Not much went his way, but hey his look gets him acting gigs 1. Jackie Earle Haley vs 8.Luis Guzman Close call, could be an upset? 2. Mickey Rourke vs 7. Calvin Booth Now this has upset written all over it, vegas has closed the books on this matchup 3. Tyce Bune vs 6.Ron Jeremy Porn star match up. Ron is a vet in these games but could this be the year of the Tyce? 4. Benjy Bronk vs 5. Morgan Freeman Morgan's star might be enough to get him through but don't go to sleep on Benjy.
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#414293 - 04/05/09 05:36 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Day One Games
Female Bracket
3. Terri Schiavo vs 6.Tori Spelling
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#414294 - 04/05/09 05:38 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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4. Whoopi Goldberg vs 5. Kelly Osbourne
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#414295 - 04/05/09 05:38 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Male Bracket
3. Tyce Bune vs 6.Ron Jeremy
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#414296 - 04/05/09 05:39 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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4. Benjy Bronk vs 5. Morgan Freeman
Voting on these matchups end in 24 hours, get your votes in
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#414297 - 04/05/09 11:53 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Registered: 02/23/05
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I want to have your baby - or at least pay Electrostatic to have your baby.
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#414298 - 04/05/09 02:13 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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#414300 - 04/06/09 06:50 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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My satellite is down - can someone tell me when tip off for day 2 starts?
Highlight reels on ESPN8?
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#414301 - 04/06/09 07:12 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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Day 1 games are closed and heres the results
Spelling pulls off the upset coming through as the number 6 seed. A sick part of me hopes Tori comes across this thread through her daily google search of herself and sees that more people would rather fuck Terri Schiavo then her and cries into a bucket of ben and jerrys while her husband is doing the nanny in the other room. Tori advances to the 2nd round 16-11
Kelly Osbourne and Whoopi were tied and went into sudden death overtime, the result were decided by the flipping of a coin, Kelly comes through with heads.
13-13 Overtime, kelly gets heads even though we want to avoid hers and goes through to the second round.
Male Bracket
Another dreaded number 6 seed upset as the crafty veteran Ron does enough to advance to the elite 8
Ron beats tyce 16-10
Benjy Bronk blows morgan freeman off the court, in doing so he got to rest in the second half, the beauty sleep might hurt his chances in the 2nd round.
heres how the updated bracket looks
Male Bracket
1. Jackie Earle Haley vs 8.Luis Guzman Winner faces Benjy Bronk
2. Mickey Rourke vs 7. Calvin Booth winner faces Ron Jeremy
Female Bracket
1. Gypsy vs 8. Belladonna Winner faces Kelly Osbourne
2. Lisa Lampanelli vs 7. Sandra Bernhard winner faces Tori Spelling
Day 2 opens now, the big (ugliest) Boys and girls kick off the day.
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#414302 - 04/06/09 07:15 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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Day Two Games
Female Bracket
1. Gypsy vs 8. Belladonna
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#414303 - 04/06/09 07:17 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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2. Lisa Lampanelli vs 7. Sandra Bernhard
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#414304 - 04/06/09 07:19 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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Male Bracket
1. Jackie Earle Haley vs 8.Luis Guzman
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#414305 - 04/06/09 07:20 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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2. Mickey Rourke vs 7. Calvin Booth
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#414306 - 04/06/09 09:50 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
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Whoa, I'm been busy snaking out the drains in my three bathrooms so I'm late to this. Lot of work here by Smelly, great thread, one of the best ever.
I did get in there and vote for the Jew whore Tori Spelling. Maybe it was the awful stuff I had to wipe off the snake that prompted that.
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#414307 - 04/06/09 10:36 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Registered Sex Offender
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I certainly have enjoyed the early rounds but I am watching this tourney while sitting on the pins and needles of someone who has borrowed against their home to bet on what would seem to be a lock..... Gypsy has everything it should take to be a runaway victor in this series Not only is she ugly on the outside but having a truly unappealing personality,no common sense to speak of and then you factor in the visual of her suckling at the blood running down her arm from her last shot of smack and her unclean,filthy,rancid vagina????? If she doesn't win this thing it will be a shining example of the corruption in amature sports. And I would lose more money than I did the night Mike Tyson lost his fucking mind and bit off Evanders ear..
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#414308 - 04/06/09 10:43 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Fucking Master
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Gypsy's running up the score against Belladonna. I'm concerned that if this continues they'll switch to showing Kelly Osbourne videos in the second half.
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#414313 - 04/07/09 07:37 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Day 2 Games Closed.
It was upset city on day 2 but the favorites favorite (gypsy) managed a blow out to advance to the next round.
Gypsy wins 24-10
Sandra Bernhard blows out Lisa from the 7 seed with an impressive performance
Sandra wins 24-5
BUT the biggest upset goes to Luis Guzman who not only became the first number 8 seed to beat a top seed in XPTMC history but he blew jackie off the court (no pun intended)
Luis won 20-6
Another OT game in the clavin booth/ mickey rourke and home court advantage plays a factor as the top seed gets it when the fans rush the court and rip calvin booth apart.
Mickey advances due to calvins death 15-14
Elite 8 is set, here are the matchups
Female Bracket
1. Gypsy VS 5. Kelly Osbourne
6. Tori Spelling vs 7.Sandra Bernhard
Male Bracket
2. Mickey Rourke VS 6.Ron Jeremy
4. Benjy Bronk vs 8.Luis Guzman
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#414314 - 04/07/09 07:41 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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Day 3 Games: ELITE 8
Female Bracket
6. Tori Spelling vs 7.Sandra Bernhard
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#414315 - 04/07/09 07:43 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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Male Bracket
2. Mickey Rourke VS 6.Ron Jeremy
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#414318 - 04/07/09 05:57 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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YAY Im winning, sad Monkey?, cause I havent responded to you either here or PM. You're a sad, sad little person.
Will go down in XPT history for better or worst.
Monkey
From: RenfieldGyps
You are soooo way off the mark right now, its not even fucking funny, the pictures you saw were taken in 2000. Alot has changed in 8 1/2 years. Get a new shtick this one is old and boring and is played the fuck out over, over, over, over and over again, get original asshole. You dont know me. There are about 3 people on here that know the "real me". You also dont know what I look like now so continue to live in the past and keep posting those pictures if that is what gets you through your pathetic day, I would hope you would have better things to do instead of dwelling on me and having me on your mind, you fucking loser.
Day 3 Update
Bernhard is killing folks. She is playing like a top seed, she has a solid lead at the half against tori spelling who looks gassed. Gypsy was in the crowd today enjoying her day off. She looks a little worried about a possible bernhard matchup, but can't overlook the osbourne game. She left at half time to return to the hotel to get her rest.
Men's bracket
Ron Jeremy has a close 15-11 lead over mickey rourke at the half, its a half empty stadium as a lot of the fans are checking out the womens game with bernhard getting quite the following as the underdog blowing out the favorites, the lack of fans is clearly affecting Mickey, lets hope he can lift in the second half
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#414321 - 04/07/09 06:32 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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#414322 - 04/07/09 06:33 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
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Tori Spelling Little miss piggy C'mon fans, don't let this piece of shit fall by the wayside. And this is AFTER she had her nose job.
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#414324 - 04/07/09 06:51 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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Gypsy, Monks just sent me a pm telling me to tell you he's sorry. Not sure why he can't just tell you himself. Maybe he doesn't want us to know he has feelings or upstage Eric's bleeding manpussy.
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#414326 - 04/07/09 06:59 PM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Gypsy, Monks just sent me a pm telling me to tell you he's sorry. Not sure why he can't just tell you himself. Maybe he doesn't want us to know he has feelings or upstage Eric's bleeding manpussy.
I am sorry, from the bottom of my heart. BUT Gypsy is in on this joke, Because I know what she looks like now and that picture of gypsy was when she was an ugly duckling, today she is a beautiful swan and she has agreed to post a picture of her "New" self if she wins this tourney, to have the final laugh at the board for voting a hot version of herself as the all ugly tourney winner. Stay tuned.
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If you discount Gypsy having the hme field advantage, I have to say that Kelly Osbourne is some kind of ugly, and may surprise a few people.
Particularly if she forgoes makeup.
Ohh Gypsy is no lock to win this thing, there are a lot of sleepers, who saw bernhard as a final four team at the start of this thing? Benjy Bronk is picking up steam with the experts also. Gypsy is going to need to bring her A game and avoid make up and airbrushing to take this thing out.
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#414327 - 04/07/09 08:12 PM
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Gypsy, Monks just sent me a pm telling me to tell you he's sorry. Not sure why he can't just tell you himself. Maybe he doesn't want us to know he has feelings or upstage Eric's bleeding manpussy.
OH boy I feel sooooo much better now. Now I can sleep tonite. What an idiot, there must be somethingt here in that depraved mind of his cause Im always on this mofos mind. Whether he's typing my name or just thinking about me, I do use up alot of space in that small brain of his, and for free nonetheless. How can I not like you Monkey?
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#414328 - 04/08/09 05:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Day 3 games ENddddddddddd
Sandra Bernhard has advanced to the final 4 along with Mr Ronald. M Jeremy. 2 games today people. Gypsy vs Kelly Osbourne and Benjy Bronk vs Luis Guzman.
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#414329 - 04/08/09 05:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Day 4 Games
Female Bracket
1. Gypsy VS 5. Kelly Osbourne
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#414330 - 04/08/09 05:41 AM
Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Porn Jesus
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Male Bracket
4. Benjy Bronk vs 8.Luis Guzman
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#414332 - 04/08/09 09:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Sorry Bish, but I find it very hard to believe that Rantfield didn't sweat. I have it on good authority that she always sweats.
(Unless, of course, you were speaking figuratively.)
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#414333 - 04/09/09 01:41 AM
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Closing Day 4 a little early cause a nigga got places to be in the crack of dizawn . Here are the results Gypsy has held off a late charge by kelly osbourne to advance to the matchup we have all been hoping for since bernhard destroyed lisa l in the first round. Its almost like a championship game in itself. Benrhard vs Gypsy, Reinfeld vs Sandra, hideous vs revolting, two ladies at the top of their game at the right time. and the men's bracket is too, Luis guzman becoming the first number 8 seed to make the final 4 where he will take on Ron Jermey. So lets get started.
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#414334 - 04/09/09 01:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Day 5 FINAL FOUR
This is it, the winners of these brackets will face each other for the championship. Its real now people, every vote counts.
Female Bracket
1.Gypsy VS 7. Sandra Bernhard
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#414335 - 04/09/09 01:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Male Bracket
6. Ron Jeremy vs 8. Luis Guzman
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#414336 - 04/09/09 10:28 AM
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Last time gypsy hit the beach...
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#414337 - 04/09/09 09:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Gypsy holds a modest lead over Sandra and Luis is killing ron. This is for a championship game berth. Here is a pm I got from gypsy today to my pm wishing her the best in today's matchup and saying this might be the first time anyone has ever called her a winner. Re: You can do it From: RenfieldGyps Honey you know nothing about me, Ive won so many things in life...especially in school, Ive won awards for skiing while in Aspen, but none of this is your business. Carry on with your stupid poll.....Im sure you get a hard on from this. ENJOY cause it certainly doesnt bother me in the least. Doesnt impact my life, and never will. YOU FAIL all the time Monkey. You can say whatever you want, Bitch can say whatever he wants, does not change the fact that I love my life and that my "real" people love me. My life is wonderful and very fulfilling, unlike yours must be that you need attention from strangers to tell you that you are funny and get validation from a porn forum. And I will be thinking about you too while Im in my summer home in the Hamptons this Summer, Amagansett to be exact, maybe I will invite you over for a BBQ one day. Good luck in life. I wish you no harm. I want you to be happy and if this makes you happy, by all means, knock yourself the fuck out. Truth be told, Im on your mind 24/7. You cant deny that Mr. Monkey. Either you hate me or secretly love me, but you still can not stop thinking about me, it's a bit obsessive, no??
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#414339 - 04/09/09 10:37 PM
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#414340 - 04/09/09 10:55 PM
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