In honor of the michigan state v north carolina championship match up Ive decided to run a quick 16 member all ugly tourney to find out who is the most hideous of them all. To be voted on, by you, the people of XPT

Rules: Two divisions of 8 members, male side of 8 and female side of 8, until the winner of the female bracket faces the male to work out whos the ugliest of them all. Seeds 1-8 and when voting you are voting for the UGLIEST, the polls will run for 24 hours after then the winner advances to the next round. Here are the players and seeds


Female Bracket

1. Gypsy/Reinfeld



(one on the right). Xpt's own gyspy gets the number 1 seed in the tourney and has positioned herself well to go deep in the tourney with not only the frizzy hair, big jew nose but also her vile rants and stomach churning sexual desires and stories.


2. Lisa Lampanelli



Shock stand up, famous for being vile and fucking nig nogs.

3. Terri Schiavo



Could be one of the first top seed to fall, she has been carrying (brain) injuries coming into the tourney and it could affect her performance.


4. Whoopi Goldberg



"You sure is ugly (high pitch squeal)" Solid 4 seed.

5. Kelly Osbourne



See picture above

6. Tori Spelling



Little miss piggy

7. Sandra Bernhard



Madonna's wing dyke through the early 90s. One of the only women in the world who can make madonna look feminine

8. Belladonna



Just because Gyspy has to face her hero in the first round and great matchups are based on the sub plots coming in.


Matchups

1. Gypsy vs 8. Belladonna

Best game of the first round, usually the 1 vs 8 seed isn't interesting but this has a lot of feeling and brings the ugly. These witches will need to bring their A game to advance.

2. Lisa Lampanelli vs 7. Sandra Bernhard

Old school vs new school, both unfunny stand ups who's entire career is based around their sex life, which is disgusting to most.

3. Terri Schiavo vs 6.Tori Spelling

This has upset city written all over it, terri coming in less than 100% and Tori has her baby weight helping her cause. One to watch


4. Whoopi Goldberg vs 5. Kelly Osbourne

This is a close one, its going to come down to race preference.