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I want to have your baby - or at least pay Electrostatic to have your baby.

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I recieved 5 pms about this thread, two of which were from gypsy spewing some of the most (and best) vile hatred flung my way since the late great sammura.

At quarter time we have two upsets brewing, both in the dreaded 3-6 matchups. Now the crowd plays its part, if the person you want to advance is losing you have to cheer (plead your case) to those who haven't voted to get behind your horse. I know one person here who believes Tyce should advance Make it public.

(Snap shot of the tourney so far)

Team Terri's head coach Bob Knight at quarter time

Get your fucking head in the game, We have worked too hard for this

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It's not fair to include Terry Schiavo because she was normal looking when she was alive. Everyone becomes ugly if they are rendered dead, comatose or retard-like.

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(one on the right). Xpt's own gyspy gets the number 1 seed in the tourney and has positioned herself well to go deep in the tourney with not only the frizzy hair, big jew nose but also her vile rants and stomach churning sexual desires and stories.

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Let's not overlook that bovine tongue and cleft-hoofs...stinky,stinky vagina Come on Gypsy rest up for the next round....

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YAY Im winning, sad Monkey?, cause I havent responded to you either here or PM. You're a sad, sad little person.
Will go down in XPT history for better or worst.

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YAY Im winning, sad Monkey?, cause I havent responded to you either here or PM. You're a sad, sad little person.
Will go down in XPT history for better or worst.

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People can believe whatever they want, and how hard is it to write a fake PM, you know when you lay your down syndromed head at nite on your dirty stinky pillow that I have not PM'D you in the longest, but whatever, you'll never get a rise out of me. Like I said, this is old news and Ive been through it before, and Im still here. So keep at it Monkey if you are entertained.

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Tori Spelling



Little miss piggy

C'mon fans, don't let this piece of shit fall by the wayside. And this is AFTER she had her nose job.

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A great call and what I thought when I saw that picture of her too. There is a ton of support for Bernhard though, very surprising,shes a real chance to win this. Bishop might need to hedge his bet otherwise Gyspy might throw the game on purpose to make him lose his house,

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Gypsy, Monks just sent me a pm telling me to tell you he's sorry. Not sure why he can't just tell you himself. Maybe he doesn't want us to know he has feelings or upstage Eric's bleeding manpussy.

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If you discount Gypsy having the hme field advantage, I have to say that Kelly Osbourne is some kind of ugly, and may surprise a few people.

Particularly if she forgoes makeup.

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Gypsy, Monks just sent me a pm telling me to tell you he's sorry. Not sure why he can't just tell you himself. Maybe he doesn't want us to know he has feelings or upstage Eric's bleeding manpussy.

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OH boy I feel sooooo much better now.
Now I can sleep tonite. What an idiot, there must be somethingt here in that depraved mind of his cause Im always on this mofos mind. Whether he's typing my name or just thinking about me, I do use up alot of space in that small brain of his, and for free nonetheless. How can I not like you Monkey?

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....sometimes? It's just too easy... Skiing is one thing, but stop lyin' about havin' a summer home.. Puffy exiled the ugly folks for a 100mi radius from the hamptons five years ago.

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....sometimes? It's just too easy... Skiing is one thing, but stop lyin' about havin' a summer home.. Puffy exiled the ugly folks for a 100mi radius from the hamptons five years ago.

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There are plenty of Fugly people in the Hamptons. Example: Howard Stern

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Baba Boey! Baba Boey!

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There is a quiet swoosh as the heavy door swings shut after he enters and a slight rustling of the crisp white labcoat as the learned practitioner seats himself across from you and says with a heavy heart.."You aren't gonna make it"

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Baba Boey! Baba Boey!

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There is a quite swoosh as the heavy door swings shut after he enters and a slight rustling of the crisp white labcoat as the learned practitioner seats himself across from you and says with a heavy heart.."You aren't gonna make it"

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Looking up after delivering the "bad news", the old man is surprised to see his patient slowly stand up with a faint smile dancing across his lips and place his hand gently upon his shoulder as if to comfort the old practitioner. "Don't worry, Doc," he answered. "Some people fight the inevitable, kicking and screaming right up to the end, some people rush towards the grave as if they want it, and some people just live their lives for themselves and understand that the end will come to us all someday; and can accept that fact without bitterness or fear."

The old practitioner sat back searching for the right thing to say, unsure who gave whom the real news, but comforted in the realization that he'll probably see that patient again soon, but even if he didn't, the patient was able to accept his fate better than most of the others to whom he had given that same, trite, proclamation.

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If I read the other 92 posts will I be informed,entertained or just closer to the grave myself?

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I do the best I can to make my intentions clear enough that, even the slightly retarded can grasp them(which,unfortunately is often what happens around here)...and when I derail.. I try to make sure I bought something to the table

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Well then, we are, in fact, coming from a different perspective as I tend to set my aim just a bit higher than the slightly retarded (much to my own peril). However, I can accept the criticism and begrudgingly admit that my "Baba Boey Post" may have fallen short of the mark. I suppose it is always a bit embarrassing to be caught masturbating in public, even if it is just mental masturbation.

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Re: You can do it

From: RenfieldGyps

Honey you know nothing about me, Ive won so many things in life...especially in school, Ive won awards for skiing while in Aspen, but none of this is your business. Carry on with your stupid poll.....Im sure you get a hard on from this. ENJOY cause it certainly doesnt bother me in the least. Doesnt impact my life, and never will. YOU FAIL all the time Monkey. You can say whatever you want, Bitch can say whatever he wants, does not change the fact that I love my life and that my "real" people love me. My life is wonderful and very fulfilling, unlike yours must be that you need attention from strangers to tell you that you are funny and get validation from a porn forum. And I will be thinking about you too while Im in my summer home in the Hamptons this Summer, Amagansett to be exact, maybe I will invite you over for a BBQ one day. Good luck in life. I wish you no harm. I want you to be happy and if this makes you happy, by all means, knock yourself the fuck out.

Truth be told, Im on your mind 24/7. You cant deny that Mr. Monkey. Either you hate me or secretly love me, but you still can not stop thinking about me, it's a bit obsessive, no??

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That home has been in my family for years, you guys dont know shit about me, and it's not necessary for you to believe me or not. I know what I OWN.
And it's not in the poor side of the Hamptons either.

And I ski every year in Apsen, so you can all suck it, jealousy is an ugly thing...

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And here I was afraid you might see your lead and start coasting. Alright it's time to prop open your thighs and bring this thing home!

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That home has been in my family for years, you guys dont know shit about me, and it's not necessary for you to believe me or not. I know what I OWN.
And it's not in the poor side of the Hamptons either.

And I ski every year in Apsen, so you can all suck it, jealousy is an ugly thing...

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And here I was afraid you might see your lead and start coasting. Alright it's time to prop open your thighs and bring this thing home!

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Ewww, that smell

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Gypsy has everything it should take to be a runaway victor in this series

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Wow my celebration got a little crazy last night. But I want to thank gypsy for being the kinda ugly that goes to the bone,the kinda ugly that can seep out and permeate every nook and cranny of a room.The kinda ugly it took to go all the way

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Found this recent picture of the winner in my mail.

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Very nice, though bette midler beaches hair put on the cow and her trophy (included below) place on her back would make it, how do you say? umm perfect?, yes

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Just for you Gyptard, you are the Champion Of Ugly, inside and out.

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Nice . I gotta say I miss the garfield avatar.




I don't want to say too much but im working behind the scenes on getting gypsy a great prize for her amazing achievement. If pulled off, it will blow the people of the boards (and gypsy's) mind. It would actually launch her into superstardom. Im serious, stay tuned gents.

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I'm very disappointed in myself. This vote shows that you all have about as little intellectual integrity as myself. Who made the ridiculous statement "thirteen year old boys don't turn me on?. I've only seen that one pic of Renfield. Admitedly, it makes me want to rush home to polish off Bishop like a teen whose pubes are just starting to sprout. But she definitely doesn't look as hot as Whoopi, Kelly Osbourne or the jews (Sandra Bernhard and Tori Spelling).

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+1 although it's what I've come to expect here lately unfortunately !

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It's The Monkey Cage! If it doesn't make your stomach turn or make you feel like pissing yourself, Me and Smelly Monkey are NOT doing our jobs.

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I'm very disappointed in you all. This vote shows that you all have about as much intellectual integrity as that liar Jigaloo who made the ridiculous statement "thirteen year old girls don't turn most of us on". I've only seen that one pic of Renfield. Admitedly, it doesn't make me want to rush home to polish the bishop like a teen whose boobs are just starting to sprout. But she definitely doesn't look as disgusting as Whoopi, Kelly Osbourne or the jews (Sandra Bernhard and Tori Spelling). Clearly, you let your hate influence your votes. This behavior is beneath XPT.

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Oh, so know you're Smelly Monkey's girl. You're a total fuckin' cyberslut.
Note to Monkey: She's a lying cock-tease with a stealth mean streak. Don't get played like the rest of us.

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I don't mind sharing.

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I found this and it made me think of you, Jeff.




Is it obvious I am having serious Gigi withdrawals?

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pissing on threads...

Kinda like when you see them give chimps crayons.You are suprized that their minds can work on a level that they can learn to draw,but it's never anything that can be considered art...

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Oh really... DO you have a problem with Chimps who can use crayons? What about computers? DO you have a problem with Chimps who can use computers?




Discuss...

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Electro you've grown old and tired now,

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Electro you've grown old and tired now,

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Electro you've grown old and tired now, Im sorry I even stuck up for ya ever.....you've also been outted...if you think it bothers me, try again hermie, its been done and 10000000 x better than you can ever do. Dontcha got those kids to take care of? You wanna start fucking around, I will become a total scumbag that I said I never would do or be on here, but if you wanna take it there, let's go!!

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It totally didn't bother you.

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6. Tori Spelling



Little miss piggy

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WOW being away for 7 days and missed absolutely nothing, No Static it doesnt bother me, I just replied to another one of your PM's. Its all good, continue...no bother it's just redundant and boring. But if it makes you happy, go ahead and continue, who am I to deny anyone their little blips of happiness. Have a good afternoon.

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No Static it doesnt bother me

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Did you mean "No Monkey it doesn't bother me"?



Have you hit up Duke and his crew?


Time is money, ye$?.

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No Static it doesnt bother me

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Did you mean "No Monkey it doesn't bother me"?



Have you hit up Duke and his crew?


Time is money, ye$?.

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Dont be confused, although I know that comes easy for you, I meant Static in reply to your message about me having an issue with you posting those pics...NO it doesnt bother me, like I said, keep on, keeping on babe, it's all good. And I dont need any extra money, but if you do for diapers or binkies, pm me your address I will send you a money order or a certified check so its ready asap.
I like to see other girls spunked and pissed on, not myself MONKEY! I dont need a couple bucks, and if I did, I have a bank to go to. So thanks but no thanks for reaching out to Duke on my behalf, why dont ya ask your sister, or another family member, Im sure they can use the money. Hey why dont you ask Duke to start a faggot site, maybe you can make the money yourself. And wouldnt have to worry about all the money you've lent out to whores and have never gotten back. You are still a prized posession

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Dont be confused, although I know that comes easy for you, I meant Static in reply to your message about me having an issue with you posting those pics...

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NO it doesnt bother me, like I said, keep on, keeping on babe, it's all good. And I dont need any extra money, but if you do for diapers or binkies, pm me your address I will send you a money order or a certified check so its ready asap.
I like to see other girls spunked and pissed on, not myself MONKEY! I dont need a couple bucks, and if I did, I have a bank to go to. So thanks but no thanks for reaching out to Duke on my behalf, why dont ya ask your sister, or another family member, Im sure they can use the money. Hey why dont you ask Duke to start a faggot site, maybe you can make the money yourself. And wouldnt have to worry about all the money you've lent out to whores and have never gotten back. You are still a prized posession

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If it really didn't bother you, you'd relax, be more calm and all, yes?











***Sorry, forgot you don't like pickles...

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Miss/Mister there is nothing "YOU" can do to upset my day, I offered you money and that was from the heart. Keep on keeping on like I said, keep trying, you'll never succeed. And if you weren't worried, why keep pmimg me, it's fucking over like a Jehovah. If you wish to continue and it tickles your balls, go ahead be my guest, I got other things to worry about and be happy about, certainly not XPT. Why did you suddenly become quite after a while? Did someone have a talk w/you?

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...Why did you suddenly become quite after a while? Did someone have a talk w/you?

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... I offered you money and that was from the heart.

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renfield, i just skimmed this thread wondering what the fuss was, and to a larger extent wondering what gave rise to the anti-renfield conglomerate. seems to be rooted in people noticing whenever they ring a bell you salivate. action, reaction. i felt compelled to step in and offer my services pro-bono, because i noticed a pattern in the following excerpts and thought it needed to be addressed ASAP:

"you'll never get a rise out of me."
"there is nothing "YOU" can do to upset my day"
"if you think it bothers me,"
"ENJOY cause it certainly doesnt bother me in the least."
"No Static it doesnt bother me,"
"no bother it's just redundant and boring"
"NO it doesnt bother me"

see the problem? by repeating something enough, it comes across like the opposite might be true. case in point jennifer aniston repeating to everyone how "actually really happy" she was when brad left. the spirit and intent of the expression "deny, deny, deny" is meant more as a tactic than to be taken literally, and needs to be carried out with some finesse. example, instead of yelling, try a smile. instead of telling someone you want to kill them, mail them a picture of their kids walking home from school. subtlety.

so, first things first. as your attorney i advise you to stop talking to the press immediately. everything you say they'll use against you. this thing just needs a cooldown period. like the shakes during a withdrawal, or like the time xpt got trashed on bella's board and there was hell to pay, it just needs time to work itself out. start following my advice and you will feel better. one foot in front of another, then repeating the process, we'll cross over this street. i'll be in touch.

note to electro: cease and desist the use of "..yes?" or face an intellectual property suit. don't answer.

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Thanks Mark but I got all the legal advice I need, I use goat lawyer.

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Neither has posted in a while. Is there a Gypsy in the game of chess?

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