Matt Zane is a bigger douchebag than Shane Bugbee because he takes it far too seriously. Getting all serious about Satan reminds me of that homo Mike Ramone when he'd write those long essays about the virtues of atheism.

Speaking of Ramone, has anyone ever fully recounted the story about JamesN's phone call to Ramone?

So the order of douchebaggery goes...

1. Gay phone sex king Lord Master Damien aka Mike Ramone
2. Rob Zicari's melodramatic brother Matt Zane
3. "I can't really draw a pentagram" Shane Bugbee.