Does anybody read Bill Simmons on ESPN.com? He has this rule called the Mike Tyson rule. Basically it means that no matter how outrageous, implausible, crazy a story you hear about Mike Tyson you immediately believe it. Only a few reach that stratosphere: Pacman Jones, Lawrence Billups, John Rocker and very few others.

Sarah Palin is now part of that club. Forget about the politics of the chick. Just look at all the wacky stuff.

Husband with ties to a separatist group, 5 colleges in 4 years, beauty queen, teenage unwed pregnancy, wacky sister in law, denies evolution, thinks the planet is 6000 years old, can see Russia from her house, the exorcism preacher, it goes on and on and on....

There is nothing that would come out about Sarah Palin that would surprise me anymore.

And now someone will reply with policy issues that aren't what I was talking about.