I started to title this "your latest vivid dream" but that would be mistaken completely different from what I am asking. Not your latest lame porn dream but the one you had most recently that you remember vividly.
Here's mine:
I'm in Cincinnati OH. of all places and driving downtown. I pull into the baseball park. Old Crosley field I think and decide to purchase a ticket. The Braves are in town with a bevy of young talent and reportedly the seats are filled with major league scouts. Without looking at my ticket I head for the closest most enjoyable seats in the house. Since its quite some time before the game I can sit where I want for a bit and watch infield practice and other goings on.
As I wind my way to the seats I go through tunnels and emerge onto parapets with obstructed views of the fields. I look at families and individuals in the cheap seats that can't possibly get a complete view of the field. I find a suitable seat in the box seats and watch intently as a mixture of MLB stars and kids are cavorting on the field and having fun. As the crowd increases I decide to find my seat and look at my ticket. I distinctly remember the LM on the ticket regarding my section. All the way to the other side of the park. Back through the tunnels and I arrive at my seat finding it to be terrible with only half of the field viewable.
I move for empty seats again and wind up trying out several before I settle in. Someone a few seats over asks me a question using my first name. How odd I thought that he knew my name. I look at my ticket again to remind myself of my seat if I am asked to move and it has disintegrated for some reason. Nothing but bits and shards remain.
I turn my attention back to the field and suddenly I am distracted upward into the sky. I see something just at the limits of my vision. Reminds me of a large bat or vulture swooping in and out of the clouds. Then all of a sudden a bright burst of white light ! A good 2 or 3 seconds after that a huge crakcing explosive noise. There is a loud collective gasp from the crowd observing the explosion as it expands in concentric circles. The air becomes very hot and rare and I dive for cover. I remember praying fervently for God to forgive me of my sins and then my police scanner in my bedroom wakens me with some nondescript radio traffic.
I have slept much later than usual. I have had terrible back aches for the past week and have taken quite a bit of pain medication during this time and I guess I needed the rest. I always dream some really vivid crazy shit when I sleep past about 8 or 8 thirty in the morning.
There's my latest. Let's hear yours. This should be good !!!

BDM: I'm sure I would enjoy reading this post but would you mind adding some kind of formatting to make it easier on the eyes?

Thanks.

Conq. I added some paragraph breaks. Hope that helps. The problem in reporting a dream is that aren't any paragraph breaks implied

I totally understand. But I'm sure you know stream of consciousness writing doesn't work so well as forum posting.

Gotcha !

OK you sick fucks go to bed and dream. Lets hear them tomorrow !

I had a dream that was basically a documentary called "When Snakebites Go Wrong" and it showed people through the years who made a living by performing public shows where they allowed snakes to bite them. Each one of them, of course, died when something went wrong during the show. The only one I can remember was a guy who thought he had built up immunity to a certain type of snake but then let the wrong kind bite him. He let it bite him on the tongue and then died when his tongue immediately swelled up and he couldn't breathe. All of the snakebite artists had really funny names too, but I can't remember any of them.

^Very cool. What was it they say about dreaming about snakes ? Here's one take
By the way there are snake handling churches in my neck of the woods. I keep a safe distance !!!!

I usually dream that one of my legs is shorter than the other and I'm being chased so I'm trying to get away but I'm hobbling along with my pursuer nipping at my heels.

Last night I dreamed that I was walking in some grass near my house with no shoes on. I never do that. I even wear shoes inside the house.

I had a dream once that I went to a party with a couple of friends and everyone there was an extraterrestrial. It was so obvious to me because they were very stiff when dancing and simply moving from side to side. Most of them were men, and two of them were slow-dancing to an electronic song (something like Drum n Bass). I wanted to leave but my friends talked me into staying for a little bit to try and uncover what it was they were up to.

I left the gang and walked up to where they had a fire going and I wasn't there too long when this girl approached me. I knew who she was, except I couldn't tell you how. She said "Do you want to come with me?" and I said "Sure!". I was really happy she had asked me because now my plan was to ask her if she knew what these aliens were up to.

She led me to a really old wooden toilet and when she opened it the place was packed full of old black people and children. They looked like slaves from the 19th Century because they were in rags and weren't moving or protesting, they just sat there motionless in a sort of hypnotized stupor.

I sat on the seat and the girl sat on me and started kissing me. I was very uncomfortable doing this in front of all these people but they remained mute and looking ever forward with blank expression. I looked above us and the roof of this toilet were some small children crawling above trying to make out what we were doing.

Eventually the girl asked me to wait and she'd be right back. I waited for a while, in the dark, with all these old people around me and eventually decided I'd had enough. Outside it was early morning- the sun was coming up and I had been transported to an English countryside.

In the distance I saw a hunting party riding on horses and with dogs. They approached me fast and asked me to join them- and so I did. We moved fast and eventually I saw that we were hunting a 6 year old girl. When we caught up to her the dogs quickly surrounded her and we moved to her back so the entire party was behind her in a line. The dogs then sat next to her and in front of her so she was in the middle. Someone then quickly threw a white woolen shawl over her shoulders and this picture then became a painting right in front of my eyes.

Loopnode will always be one of my favorite xpt'ers.

Now last night I dreamed that my dick had 3 heads and I got a simultaneous blowjob from 3 girls. There was my normal dick and then midway down the shaft there were 2 smaller side-dicks. Now that I think of it, it was sort of shaped like a cross.

I also did some fishing in my dream. I caught 2 big rainbow trout the same way. The didn't bite the hook, they followed it when I reeled it in then I grabbed them when they got close to shore. The hook had a bright red feather fly on it.

Very strange and paranoid dream I had last night. It involved this board and two posters were trying to ruin my real life on it. They were posting such info as my name, phone numbers, address, addresses and phone numbers of my family and friends, photos of myself at various points during the day to prove that they were watching and/or following my every move, and even giving out my credit card and bank account information.

For some strange reason, though, none of this was bothering me. I was just like, "hmmm, well, okay."

Be fair Mornonboy, how much more ruined can your life get? You work in heavy industry in the rustbelt. Isn't unemployment like 44% in your town?

This is great guys. Please keep reporting your dreams that you can recall the best. I fell asleep today at the chiropractor and dreamed but it faded too quick when they woke me to put me in a room. I have had about 8 beers tonight and am getting ready for bed. Maybe I'll have some vivid shit in the morning right before waking. I'm a firm believer in reporting and discussing our dreams. Please give feedback to each other no matter how you feel you may be just grasping.

Alexyss Tylor is a dream come true. I see your muthafucking ass too bitch!

Holy fucking REM !

I just woke up and had a dream where I was fired from my job. Basicaly a new boss found that I was late all the time and gave me the option to study at school or to work. But then she fired me. I told her "But I work here!" and she said "Not anymore" and had me sign huge 11x17 documents, and here snooty assistant was there. That's a one mess up dream, so I appreciate that I left work on my own.

You left work on your own because it conflicted with your NAMBLA meetings.

uggggghhhh I have been up for 45 minutes already beacuse I was having this really frustrating dream, and now I cannot get back to sleep. I can't remember much, except they were making me do math. It was hard.

Now ^ that's a nightmare ! I have been dreaming a lot lately but they fade very quickly when I wake up. Is that a good thing ?

I am currently in sort of a "long distance" relationship after having lived with my significant other for several years and then being "alone" for several years.

It has occurred to me over that time that there is a predictable period of time after which you will have a sex dream. It does not appear to be affected by how often you masturbate, but rather by how often you actually have sex.

Anybody else have sex dreams when you aren't with your girl? I suspect it takes me about 10 days to 2 weeks to have a vivid sex dream if I don't see my girlfriend.

And then this morning it happened again. I can remember more of my dream this time. I was in this warehouse or loft with some friends and family and I think I was being a little belligerent or something because people were trying to calm me down. I had this glass ball or orb of some kind in my hand and I threw it across the room, except it was slow motion falling to the ground. It shattered. I was walking around the room barefoot and people were wincing because I was walking over the broken glass but I literally couldn't feel it and I was LAUGHING hysterically.

The broken glass represents you life choices and your laughing means you don't give a shit....if I was a cynic, which I'm not !
The doctor increased one of my bedtime meds and I had a terrible nights sleep last night.
I used to dream my wife was leaving me a lot just before she did.
I dream a lot of an apartment I lived in when I was between about 24 and 35. Best and most fun years of my life.

I had a really lucid dream today. It was about this building that exists in real life but when I visited the area, it was different and modified. There were also couple of other burned-out buildings around it. I don't remember much but I will try to draw it. It was heavily modied and set in dark blood brown bricks with dark green shingled roof.

"...dreamed I saw Joe Hill last nigh, as live as live could be..."

Joan ??? Are you posting on a porn board now ?

It's Pete, not Joan. Even old pharts can use the intrawebs.

in my latest dream...i dreampt that i was sleeping.

dreamt i had to get to the bank because I had an eye payment on the 15th and the machine had eaten my card. Then today i went to the bank because I had an eye payment on the 15th and the machine had eaten my card.

That is how boring my dreams are.

Panzie, leave your body part collecting and human sacrifice fetish out of this.

I had a dream I was being stalked by a polar bear. I had to climb up real high to get away from it and I knew when i came down it would eat me. I also knew that eventually it would climb up and eat me as well. All polar bears do is hunt.

There was one (Binky) at the zoo up here years ago. If you would get near the cage, Binky would get down low to the ground, cover his black nose up with his paws and shuffle forward to try to sneak up on you and eat you. He eventually (and famously) chomped on a tourist one day. Then a few weeks later, some drunk kid snuck into his pool at night thinking Binky was locked away for the night. Binky ate his dick off.

Ha Binky ate his winky !
I dreamed my ex told me she was thinking about getting involved in a lesbian relationship last night.

This polar bear dream freaked me out a little bit. Any large predator is dangerous, but you could still probably come across a brown bear or a lion or something like that and it would maybe just ignore you. Polar bears live in such a harsh environment, that they fucking kill and eat everything. But they're cute, so we sometimes forget this.

It's like with my house cat. All these fun little games we play where she chases the teaser toy or whatever... they're all just making her a better killer. All she has to interact with the world are fangs and claws. The most successful hunter in north america is the domesticated housecat. She wants nothing more than to kill and eat a mouse or something. Actually, what she wants to do is mortally wound a mouse and then bat it around and play with it until it is dead. I think that's why my dream freaked me out. I'm the mouse in that scenario.

Speaking of hunters, I'm trying to figure out why doctors love hunting so much. They have a bunch of dead bears and stuff on display all over Alaska and all the huge trophy bears, etc. were all killed by doctors. When I was a kid, my friend's dad was a doctor and they had dead, stuffed animals all over their house. We used to wrap ourselves in bearskins and play games. When I had knee surgery a few years back, my doctor came to see me in the recovery room and when he said goodbye he was like, "I'm off to Africa to go lion hunting. Wish me luck." I did not wish him luck. It's like they spend all their time helping people and saving lives, then they go off to kill shit in their spare time.

My CPA's [tax guy]office is full of dead critters. He has a stuffed coyote that he claims two with one shot on. The animal was carrying a pup apparently !
Have you ever seen a Savannah cat ? Cross between an African wild cat and domestic. When these fuckers scratch you then you can say you have been scratched !!! you tube results

I almost bought a Savannah actually. The breeder I was talking to had already shipped one to Alaska and then she found out that the breed is banned up here. All wild/domestic hybrids are illegal here. The law is mainly in place to make wolf/dog hybrids illegal, but it applys to cats as well.

Anyway, the Savannah that had already been shipped up here, of course, got loose and roamed around for 6 months causing people to believe an African wildcat was on the loose. It was later recovered, half dead and starving. The owner had to ship it out of state.

So instead I bought a Bengal that was already up here. They're also hybrids. This time between an Asian Leopard Cat and a domestic cat. Illegal pussy.

OK. Now it makes sense. I had gotten drunk off of this (amazing) stuff. This must've been the last image I saw before I knocked out:

I rarely dream anymore. I use to dream about falling off of sky scrapers, and other high places, a lot. As well as parachute jumps where the chute, and the reserve chute, malfunctions and doesn't open. I would always wake up at the moment of impact with the ground. It would feel like the fall actually happened with a 'thud' sound and a feeling of landing/impact on my bed. Funny the way the mind plays tricks on you.

You're such a returd !

It was about escalator and a wheel of cheese. But I woke up sweaty and all hot.

Please tell me you're not one of Conquistador's "pets" !

Some Chinese dude was giving enemas to some chinese girl in a scion with a laundry detergent. He then started chasing me so I had to throw away the camera, but I saved the memory card and the battery cover lid.

This time an obnoxious salesman was trying to "sell me" on a product that I already wanted to buy. I was trying to tell the guy that he didn't need to sell me on it, but he kept on with his annoying sales pitch. At that point I got frustrated and woke up.

I had an epic last night. I was in a hotel but it had MC Escher type stairs. At some point Ron Jeremy, Patrick Swayze his wife and kids leading a pack of shitzus around on a leash, the dad on "Married with children" and a host of celebs I can't remember showed up in the dream. There were paintings on the wall that when I turned a corner and looked at them the characters came alive and stepped out into the halls. Oh yeah, a midget that I told RJ was playing Mini Joe in a Three Stooges remake. I had watched a grindhouse movie [Blazing Magnum] with Stuart Whitman of all people. There were midget bookies, a cheap but effective car chase and a huge melee with trannies at some point in the movie. He carried around an ancient gun that made a cannon look small. I assume it was some type of magnum. The stuff from which dreams are made I guess.

What good are lucid dream if I can't even conjure up Kate Upton to fuck? This dream was so real, I thought I was awake for a while. Then I looked in a mirror and my face started melting and my shirt collar tried to swallow my face. And then I thought I woke up because the dream restarted itself. So I walked into the bathroom to piss and instead of me pissing into the toilet, the toilet shot a stream of piss in my face.