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WTF, you are so typical of people who attended Harvard who constantly find creative ways to work it into conversations. People who went to Notre Dame, who are lawyers or who served in Viet Nam do the same thing. People are not impressed and can see that it's a sign of low self-esteem. Just saying.



When I received my acceptance letter to HARVARD in the late winter/early spring of my senior year in High school, it was a Thursday. By Friday evening, the entire town I lived in knew, as did about 5 or 6 neighboring towns. I went to 3 parties that weekend....now bear in mind this is still the mid-late 1980s, and I was a crippled fuck....a good looking, muscular, funny, super-fucking smart crippled fuck, but a crippled fuck nonetheless. Since I spent half my life in the hospital, it wasnt easy getting long term relationships with girls...but that weekend, when they found out I was going to HARVARD almost every half way decent looking single girls/sluts/princesses, and many hot taken chicks who wanted a break from their gorilla meathead football boyfriends, all wanted to wheel me around anywhere and everywhere. From that night, through the summer, right up until I left in September for HARVARD, it was non-stop blowjobs and handjobs in exchange for a token invitation from me to visit once I was settled into HARVARD YARD as a freshman.

Several months later, exploring the greater Boston Area and down south into blue collar sluts-ville, I ran into a beautiful braindead bimbo from Fall River, Mass..."You go to Hahhhvahd??? You must be Wicked Smahhht.....!" (unzips my pants, she bends down, opens mouth...slurp...)

Forget the doors it opens, fuck the opportunities it brings, dismiss all the $$$ earning potential it confers, screw the people I had access to and met (and continue to meet even to this day).....my HARVARD degree has guaranteed me a lifetime of Blow jobs from chicks hott enough that Brandon Iron would only WISH would hold still long enough to allow his Heinz-splooge to drop onto their tongues. Nah, no one is impressed.....

See, if you are going to accuse me of dropping the H-bomb, I might as well have the crime fit. So, Is that Obnoxious enough now, you stupid fucking twit????


And for the record: the Widener Stacks had a very DISTINCT, UNIQUE scent....HARVARD is 373 years old.
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