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When I was younger I slept with a girl who smelled like cotton candy and bubble gum.

If I ever smell that again my brain will probably burst.

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Wasn't me. I have always been told I smell like candy, sweet, gummy like Nerds Rope. Fuck, I love Nerds Rope. I think it's my hair, or the mix of Red Bull and menthol cigarettes.


My favorite scents: Sweet Pea (bath&bodyworks), cranberry, pumpkin, orange crush kush, old books, bookstores, hair dye, gasoline, night, spearmint, silicone, foam latex, formaldehyde, fabric softener, blown out candles, used matches, acid-free scrapbooking stuff, A&D ointment, (it reminds me of the old tattoo shop.) cherries, any kind of berry, pineapple, rainy, windy days, the nail salon (acrylic, acetone, alcohol.) Leather, paint, NeRDS!, Red bull and other energy drinks, mint toothpaste, mouthwash, and my kids, lame or whatever, they have a certain scent, even if its funky from them playing outside, they have a certain scent, I love it.

Oh and money, in a non Bree/raerae way. I also love the scent of hospitals.

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omg I forgot THE NAIL SALON!
yummmm

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haha no, electro reminded me of the amazing smell of the acrylic stuff they use. The nail ladies always wear masks, but if it was me I would bury my face in the stuff all day.

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Hehehe you fucking crackhead!


I would too though.


I do my own nails, I dont do acrylics always, but nail polish and nail polish remover scent is great too. it's a girl thing.

Oh I also love the scent of orange disinfecting wipes. I rarely find them so I get the lemon ones, they're good too.

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Jasmine at night in Los Angeles, gardenia, winter, Thanksgiving dinner, VANILLA, cinnamon, patchouli, sage brush, Pine Sol, Williams-Sonoma fresh linen spray, baby powder, latex, wood, moss, fresh cut lawn, OATMEAL, the perfume Opium, garlic, TENNIS BALLS, new make-up, dirty hair, Sebastian Molding Mud, salt water in Florida, books, frangipani.

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Smell of my little girl, gasoline, burning tires, that specific mixture of all kinds of cheap perfumes one can smell only at strip clubs...

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Little girl? Daughter or pet name for your whore?


Does anyone else like?...

I'm wearing it now. Is this cheap enough for you?

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Smell of my little girl, gasoline, burning tires, that specific mixture of all kinds of cheap perfumes one can smell only at strip clubs...

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Little girl? Daughter or pet name for your whore?

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Is this cheap enough for you?

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I was considering jerking off to this sentence for a while. Does it make me bad person?

Freestylah: How dare you make fun of my post? I'm so embarrassed.

Perhaps I need to rethink my entire philosophy of life. Apparently I've just been far too happy for far too long!

Then again, on second thought, maybe I'll be lazy and just stay happy in my own "ignorance" of the "real world", where the "smart" people know that when it comes to posting on XPT, it's all about the rage at what the other guys likes, baby...it's all about the self-inflicted rage. ;-)

I truly do find the "angry man" posts on any thread on a porn forum or site, no matter what the subject, to be funny. I mean, what kind of state must one's life be in to find the time and energy to get mad about and/or argue about posts, for God's sake? That's self-inflicted misery if ever there was such a thing.

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Freestylah: How dare you make fun of my post? I'm so embarrassed.

Perhaps I need to rethink my entire philosophy of life. Apparently I've just been far too happy for far too long!

Then again, on second thought, maybe I'll be lazy and just stay happy in my own "ignorance" of the "real world", where the "smart" people know that when it comes to posting on XPT, it's all about the rage at what the other guys likes, baby...it's all about the self-inflicted rage. ;-)

I truly do find the "angry man" posts on any thread on a porn forum or site, no matter what the subject, to be funny. I mean, what kind of state must one's life be in to find the time and energy to get mad about and/or argue about posts, for God's sake? That's self-inflicted misery if ever there was such a thing.

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Vintage Porsche(smells like oil and leather interior, but old)

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Vintage Porsche(smells like oil and leather interior, but old)

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I have a friend who owns/collects vintage Mercedes, Porsches and BMWs. I tell him that distinctive old German car smell is the jew-hair they stuff the upholstery with.

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I tell him that distinctive old German car smell is the jew-hair they stuff the upholstery with.

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Lolita Lempika

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So did I that's why I had it on my mind when I was in this thread, I still smell it on my PJ's now. It is very yummy and the bottle design is beautiful too.

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I wore that today. Even the purple apple bottle is yummy. Men go crazy for that scent, but stripclub customers didn't. I refused to wear body sprays, so any Michael Kors parfum worked, mostly the vanilla based ones.

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Old Books in the basement ("stacks") of Widener Library in Harvard Yard.

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Old Books in the basement ("stacks") of Widener Library in Harvard Yard.

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So you are saying you didn't get accepted?

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I didn't apply. I probably would not have been accepted in high school. If I was a minority, I would have been a shoo in.

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I'm amazed Panzer hasn't added a note about his cologne collection.

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WTF, you are so typical of people who attended Harvard who constantly find creative ways to work it into conversations. People who went to Notre Dame, who are lawyers or who served in Viet Nam do the same thing. People are not impressed and can see that it's a sign of low self-esteem. Just saying.

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WTF, you are so typical of people who attended Harvard who constantly find creative ways to work it into conversations. People who went to Notre Dame, who are lawyers or who served in Viet Nam do the same thing. People are not impressed and can see that it's a sign of low self-esteem. Just saying.

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When I received my acceptance letter to HARVARD in the late winter/early spring of my senior year in High school, it was a Thursday. By Friday evening, the entire town I lived in knew, as did about 5 or 6 neighboring towns. I went to 3 parties that weekend....now bear in mind this is still the mid-late 1980s, and I was a crippled fuck....a good looking, muscular, funny, super-fucking smart crippled fuck, but a crippled fuck nonetheless. Since I spent half my life in the hospital, it wasnt easy getting long term relationships with girls...but that weekend, when they found out I was going to HARVARD almost every half way decent looking single girls/sluts/princesses, and many hot taken chicks who wanted a break from their gorilla meathead football boyfriends, all wanted to wheel me around anywhere and everywhere. From that night, through the summer, right up until I left in September for HARVARD, it was non-stop blowjobs and handjobs in exchange for a token invitation from me to visit once I was settled into HARVARD YARD as a freshman.

Several months later, exploring the greater Boston Area and down south into blue collar sluts-ville, I ran into a beautiful braindead bimbo from Fall River, Mass..."You go to Hahhhvahd??? You must be Wicked Smahhht.....!" (unzips my pants, she bends down, opens mouth...slurp...)

Forget the doors it opens, fuck the opportunities it brings, dismiss all the $$$ earning potential it confers, screw the people I had access to and met (and continue to meet even to this day).....my HARVARD degree has guaranteed me a lifetime of Blow jobs from chicks hott enough that Brandon Iron would only WISH would hold still long enough to allow his Heinz-splooge to drop onto their tongues. Nah, no one is impressed.....

See, if you are going to accuse me of dropping the H-bomb, I might as well have the crime fit. So, Is that Obnoxious enough now, you stupid fucking twit????


And for the record: the Widener Stacks had a very DISTINCT, UNIQUE scent....HARVARD is 373 years old.

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Vanilla men's balls, raspberry, the ocean, my husband's shits, balls after he's worn them, outdoors after a rainstorm of cum...not necessarily clean..

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Fix! Janet. Say "Thanks."



@Jeff Jordan:In case you see this. I know, too easy, relax, I will go read that long ass post later. I'm gonna go shower now. ^Made me feel dirty. Upside: I will smell good while I do what YOU want me to...

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Acqua di Gio is the greatest cologne a man can put on his body! yummm

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Burnt cookies!!! I can inhale that scent all night.

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Jasmine at night in Los Angeles, gardenia, winter, Thanksgiving dinner, VANILLA, cinnamon, patchouli, sage brush, Pine Sol, Williams-Sonoma fresh linen spray, baby powder, latex, wood, moss, fresh cut lawn, OATMEAL, the perfume Opium, garlic, TENNIS BALLS, new make-up, dirty hair, Sebastian Molding Mud, salt water in Florida, books, frangipani.

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I like most of the smells Gia does - maybe not stuff like tennis balls and dirty hair though! Some other things I like are bread baking, leather, various other types of flower such as Oriental Orchids ... Girls usually smell really nice - I'd imagine Gia would smell lovely!!!