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#413994 - 04/08/09 02:59 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I'll stick with my old school Vetiver- that new stuff is for the hep cats, like Tattypatty.

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#413995 - 04/08/09 03:00 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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B, you'll also like Tiffany for men. Modern classic.
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#413996 - 04/08/09 03:03 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Yeah I will have to check out the fragrance counter for yours, Croc...
But I knew a guy who wore Guerlain Vertiver. I wish more guys wore it because it reminds me of him, he always smelled so good.
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#413997 - 04/08/09 04:37 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I'm amazed Panzer hasn't added a note about his cologne collection.
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#413998 - 04/08/09 04:38 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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A lot of the females down here prefer
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#413999 - 04/08/09 04:42 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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That looks disgusting. Is that some kind of cologne you get at truck stops?
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#414000 - 04/08/09 06:13 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I was thinking Hot Topic.
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#414001 - 04/08/09 06:18 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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It's used for hunting.

Neither of you noticed "the ultimate scent for the ultimate hunter"?

It's supposed to attract deer.


Edited by conquistador (04/08/09 06:20 PM)
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#414002 - 04/08/09 06:25 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Really?
I was thinking ultimate hunter = country vampire...


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#414003 - 04/08/09 06:28 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I'm not saying that backdoorman is not a vampire. Just that I am aware he hunts for deer.

EDIT: he lives in the southern United States somewhere anyway, he can be a vampire all he wants and he probably won't bring it to Canada.


Edited by conquistador (04/08/09 06:33 PM)
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#414004 - 04/09/09 07:11 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I've looked at a lot of bottles of cologne in my life, probably not near as many as Panzer but still a lot. I've never seen one where part of the marketing campaign was pointing out that it is tuberculosis free.
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#414005 - 04/09/09 07:33 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I'll bet that Panzer sees that on his cologne all the time.

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#414006 - 04/09/09 03:39 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I love the name BLACK DEATH ! There are so many directions to go with it ! However.......I don't hunt. I can't stand the thought of killing anything for sport. I target shoot ! You're right though. Where I live hunting is like going to the mall anywhere else. For some reason I didn't even see the responses in this thread till now. It wasn't blue on my screen like it was supposed to be. Somebody spray some deodorizer or something ? [How's that for being fed a straight line ? ]
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#414007 - 04/09/09 03:47 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 03/31/09
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Vanilla, men's (clean) balls, raspberry, the ocean, my husband's shirts after he's worn them, outdoors after a rainstorm, and cum...not necessarily in that order.
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#414008 - 04/09/09 03:55 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 04/09/09
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Loc: Phantom Zone
Bazooka joe bubble gum
swedish fish (candy)
ozone
smell just before rain
ocean
fresh sushi
puppies
nato


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#414009 - 04/09/09 06:13 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Bacon on Sunday Mornings.

My Dunhill cologne contrasting with booze and strippers on a Sunday evening in a Reno Gentleman's club (not Vegas.)

Old Books in the basement ("stacks") of Widener Library in Harvard Yard.

Any early morning (5-6 am) in Ukiah Valley up in Mendocino county.

My Mother when she used to visit me in the hospital up to age 10...I was scared shitless most of the time, her scent made me feel safe.

(off topic) Nothing tastes as good as Ginger Ale after waking up from major surgery....
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#414010 - 04/09/09 07:06 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Old Books in the basement ("stacks") of Widener Library in Harvard Yard.



I also love the smell of old book pages.

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#414011 - 04/09/09 08:51 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Old Books in the basement ("stacks") of Widener Library in Harvard Yard.




WTF, you are so typical of people who attended Harvard who constantly find creative ways to work it into conversations. People who went to Notre Dame, who are lawyers or who served in Viet Nam do the same thing. People are not impressed and can see that it's a sign of low self-esteem. Just saying.


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#414012 - 04/09/09 08:58 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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So you are saying you didn't get accepted?

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#414013 - 04/09/09 09:03 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I love the scent of the inside of a new purse.
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#414014 - 04/09/09 09:04 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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So you are saying you didn't get accepted?




I didn't apply. I probably would not have been accepted in high school. If I was a minority, I would have been a shoo in.
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#414015 - 04/09/09 09:11 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I didn't apply. I probably would not have been accepted in high school. If I was a minority, I would have been a shoo in.




I didn't apply either- not to Harvard or any other Ivy. Besides being white and middle-class I knew it would not be a good fit for me. I don't hate on or resent the people that did go there, though. I've learned a lot in nontraditional ways from people that did.

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#414016 - 04/09/09 09:16 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I'm amazed Panzer hasn't added a note about his cologne collection.






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#414017 - 04/10/09 06:18 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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WTF, you are so typical of people who attended Harvard who constantly find creative ways to work it into conversations. People who went to Notre Dame, who are lawyers or who served in Viet Nam do the same thing. People are not impressed and can see that it's a sign of low self-esteem. Just saying.




When I received my acceptance letter to HARVARD in the late winter/early spring of my senior year in High school, it was a Thursday. By Friday evening, the entire town I lived in knew, as did about 5 or 6 neighboring towns. I went to 3 parties that weekend....now bear in mind this is still the mid-late 1980s, and I was a crippled fuck....a good looking, muscular, funny, super-fucking smart crippled fuck, but a crippled fuck nonetheless. Since I spent half my life in the hospital, it wasnt easy getting long term relationships with girls...but that weekend, when they found out I was going to HARVARD almost every half way decent looking single girls/sluts/princesses, and many hot taken chicks who wanted a break from their gorilla meathead football boyfriends, all wanted to wheel me around anywhere and everywhere. From that night, through the summer, right up until I left in September for HARVARD, it was non-stop blowjobs and handjobs in exchange for a token invitation from me to visit once I was settled into HARVARD YARD as a freshman.

Several months later, exploring the greater Boston Area and down south into blue collar sluts-ville, I ran into a beautiful braindead bimbo from Fall River, Mass..."You go to Hahhhvahd??? You must be Wicked Smahhht.....!" (unzips my pants, she bends down, opens mouth...slurp...)

Forget the doors it opens, fuck the opportunities it brings, dismiss all the $$$ earning potential it confers, screw the people I had access to and met (and continue to meet even to this day).....my HARVARD degree has guaranteed me a lifetime of Blow jobs from chicks hott enough that Brandon Iron would only WISH would hold still long enough to allow his Heinz-splooge to drop onto their tongues. Nah, no one is impressed.....

See, if you are going to accuse me of dropping the H-bomb, I might as well have the crime fit. So, Is that Obnoxious enough now, you stupid fucking twit????


And for the record: the Widener Stacks had a very DISTINCT, UNIQUE scent....HARVARD is 373 years old.
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#414018 - 04/10/09 08:16 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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WTF, you are so typical of people who attended Harvard who constantly find creative ways to work it into conversations. People who went to Notre Dame, who are lawyers or who served in Viet Nam do the same thing. People are not impressed and can see that it's a sign of low self-esteem. Just saying.




When I received my acceptance letter to HARVARD in the late winter/early spring of my senior year in High school, it was a Thursday. By Friday evening, the entire town I lived in knew, as did about 5 or 6 neighboring towns. I went to 3 parties that weekend....now bear in mind this is still the mid-late 1980s, and I was a crippled fuck....a good looking, muscular, funny, super-fucking smart crippled fuck, but a crippled fuck nonetheless. Since I spent half my life in the hospital, it wasnt easy getting long term relationships with girls...but that weekend, when they found out I was going to HARVARD almost every half way decent looking single girls/sluts/princesses, and many hot taken chicks who wanted a break from their gorilla meathead football boyfriends, all wanted to wheel me around anywhere and everywhere. From that night, through the summer, right up until I left in September for HARVARD, it was non-stop blowjobs and handjobs in exchange for a token invitation from me to visit once I was settled into HARVARD YARD as a freshman.

Several months later, exploring the greater Boston Area and down south into blue collar sluts-ville, I ran into a beautiful braindead bimbo from Fall River, Mass..."You go to Hahhhvahd??? You must be Wicked Smahhht.....!" (unzips my pants, she bends down, opens mouth...slurp...)

Forget the doors it opens, fuck the opportunities it brings, dismiss all the $$$ earning potential it confers, screw the people I had access to and met (and continue to meet even to this day).....my HARVARD degree has guaranteed me a lifetime of Blow jobs from chicks hott enough that Brandon Iron would only WISH would hold still long enough to allow his Heinz-splooge to drop onto their tongues. Nah, no one is impressed.....

See, if you are going to accuse me of dropping the H-bomb, I might as well have the crime fit. So, Is that Obnoxious enough now, you stupid fucking twit????


And for the record: the Widener Stacks had a very DISTINCT, UNIQUE scent....HARVARD is 373 years old.







I wasn't going to say anything, but they also use affirmative action to admit people in wheelchairs.

Spooks, gooks and wheelchairs all contribute to a university's diversity! Congrats on that!


Several people I went to high school with went to Harvard (and other Ivy League schools). No one gave a fuck then and no one gives a fuck now. I have to wonder about where the fuck you grew up that all these people were so impressed. Maybe they weren't impressed, but were trying to make you feel good. Just saying.




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#414019 - 04/10/09 09:37 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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For the first time in my posting history, I'm experiencing pangs of guilt for hitting too hard. Sorry Burg, I couldn't help myself. If someone fucks with the Cokester, they get both barrels.

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#414020 - 04/10/09 09:51 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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You didn't even lay a glove on him.

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#414021 - 04/10/09 09:55 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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agree
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#414022 - 04/10/09 11:03 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Vanilla men's balls, raspberry, the ocean, my husband's shits, balls after he's worn them, outdoors after a rainstorm of cum...not necessarily clean..



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#414023 - 04/13/09 07:00 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Acqua di Gio is the greatest cologne a man can put on his body! yummm





I got a bit sick of this one! If I wear anything I only wear Freedom by Tommy Hilfiger now. They always smell different when they are on my skin to how they smell on paper

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#414024 - 04/13/09 07:02 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Burnt cookies!!! I can inhale that scent all night.




Cookies maybe but not burnt ones!

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#414025 - 04/13/09 07:09 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Jasmine at night in Los Angeles, gardenia, winter, Thanksgiving dinner, VANILLA, cinnamon, patchouli, sage brush, Pine Sol, Williams-Sonoma fresh linen spray, baby powder, latex, wood, moss, fresh cut lawn, OATMEAL, the perfume Opium, garlic, TENNIS BALLS, new make-up, dirty hair, Sebastian Molding Mud, salt water in Florida, books, frangipani.




I like most of the smells Gia does - maybe not stuff like tennis balls and dirty hair though! Some other things I like are bread baking, leather, various other types of flower such as Oriental Orchids ... Girls usually smell really nice - I'd imagine Gia would smell lovely!!!

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#414026 - 04/13/09 05:53 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Loc: Yankee Stadium
1-New car smell
2-Friends wife
3-BBQ grill when cooking ribs




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