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#413944 - 04/04/09 02:27 AM
Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Jasmine at night in Los Angeles, gardenia, winter, Thanksgiving dinner, VANILLA, cinnamon, patchouli, sage brush, Pine Sol, Williams-Sonoma fresh linen spray, baby powder, latex, wood, moss, fresh cut lawn, OATMEAL, the perfume Opium, garlic, TENNIS BALLS, new make-up, dirty hair, Sebastian Molding Mud, salt water in Florida, books, frangipani.
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#413945 - 04/04/09 04:24 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Pussy fresh from the shower.
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#413946 - 04/04/09 06:10 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I have a love-hate relationship with tea-rose perfume. The first time I got a blow job the girl was wearing it. I could smell the perfume on my clothes the rest of the day afterwards. Whenever I smell it my dick gets hard and I get horny. I hate it because it also reminds me of her in vivid detail.
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#413947 - 04/04/09 07:34 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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The outdoors after a big thunder storm.
It's not a favorite but I've had 1 hamster pup who smelled like fresh cookies.
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#413949 - 04/04/09 10:08 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7602
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The cologne that I wear. Hashish.
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#413950 - 04/04/09 10:15 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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fresh coffe in the can or brewing, bacon frying, fresh baked biscuits, a pot of chili, ionized air after a rain, the ocean, chocolate or vanilla especially on a girl, patchouli, apples and cinnamon, fresh fish cooked in lemon and garlic, loose tobacco especially cherry infused, my grandfathers farm when I was a child [manure included]
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#413952 - 04/04/09 10:55 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I will ans for Panzer...ode de poo....and yes it is TOLIET WATER.
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#413953 - 04/04/09 12:04 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Daffodils, lilacs, marijuana buds at 8 1/2 weeks flower, vanilla stripper lotion.
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#413954 - 04/04/09 12:06 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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When I was younger I slept with a girl who smelled like cotton candy and bubble gum.
If I ever smell that again my brain will probably burst.
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#413957 - 04/05/09 02:39 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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and pumpkin. how could I forget pumpkin?!!!
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#413958 - 04/05/09 08:16 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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For some reason I really like the smell of sharpies. And school buses. Victorias Secret Love Spell, fresh baked apple pie, baby powder, cocoa butter, candles after you blow them out, and kush.
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#413959 - 04/05/09 10:13 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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When I was younger I slept with a girl who smelled like cotton candy and bubble gum.
If I ever smell that again my brain will probably burst.
Wasn't me. I have always been told I smell like candy, sweet, gummy like Nerds Rope. Fuck, I love Nerds Rope. I think it's my hair, or the mix of Red Bull and menthol cigarettes. 
My favorite scents: Sweet Pea (bath&bodyworks), cranberry, pumpkin, orange crush kush, old books, bookstores, hair dye, gasoline, night, spearmint, silicone, foam latex, formaldehyde, fabric softener, blown out candles, used matches, acid-free scrapbooking stuff, A&D ointment, (it reminds me of the old tattoo shop.) cherries, any kind of berry, pineapple, rainy, windy days, the nail salon (acrylic, acetone, alcohol.) Leather, paint, NeRDS!, Red bull and other energy drinks, mint toothpaste, mouthwash, and my kids, lame or whatever, they have a certain scent, even if its funky from them playing outside, they have a certain scent, I love it.
Oh and money, in a non Bree/raerae way. I also love the scent of hospitals.
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#413960 - 04/05/09 11:16 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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omg I forgot THE NAIL SALON! yummmm
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#413961 - 04/05/09 11:23 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
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skunk bud, the inside of a new car, a basket full of kittens and yarn, Remy Martin Louis XIII(not a cognac, a moment), Electro's hair after the lovin'
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#413963 - 04/05/09 01:03 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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haha no, electro reminded me of the amazing smell of the acrylic stuff they use. The nail ladies always wear masks, but if it was me I would bury my face in the stuff all day.
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#413964 - 04/05/09 01:53 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#413965 - 04/05/09 02:07 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Jasmine at night in Los Angeles, gardenia, winter, Thanksgiving dinner, VANILLA, cinnamon, patchouli, sage brush, Pine Sol, Williams-Sonoma fresh linen spray, baby powder, latex, wood, moss, fresh cut lawn, OATMEAL, the perfume Opium, garlic, TENNIS BALLS, new make-up, dirty hair, Sebastian Molding Mud, salt water in Florida, books, frangipani.
You don't like the smell of saffron?
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#413966 - 04/05/09 02:26 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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I know. I've been exposed. I had acrylics for a long time but it made my nails so weak and depleted that now I just do my own or get regular manicures.
Certain smells bring on waves of nostalgia for me... like chicken soup, vanilla, stale cigarette smell, vix vaporub, and toast.
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#413967 - 04/05/09 04:02 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Smell of my little girl, gasoline, burning tires, that specific mixture of all kinds of cheap perfumes one can smell only at strip clubs...
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#413970 - 04/05/09 04:35 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Little girl? Daughter or pet name for your whore? 
Daughter. I don't care enough for my whores to give them pet names. "You" works just fine.
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Is this cheap enough for you?
I was considering jerking off to this sentence for a while. Does it make me bad person?
Freestylah: How dare you make fun of my post? I'm so embarrassed.
Perhaps I need to rethink my entire philosophy of life. Apparently I've just been far too happy for far too long!
Then again, on second thought, maybe I'll be lazy and just stay happy in my own "ignorance" of the "real world", where the "smart" people know that when it comes to posting on XPT, it's all about the rage at what the other guys likes, baby...it's all about the self-inflicted rage. ;-)
I truly do find the "angry man" posts on any thread on a porn forum or site, no matter what the subject, to be funny. I mean, what kind of state must one's life be in to find the time and energy to get mad about and/or argue about posts, for God's sake? That's self-inflicted misery if ever there was such a thing.
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#413971 - 04/05/09 08:59 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Burnt cookies!!! I can inhale that scent all night.
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#413973 - 04/05/09 09:40 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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#413974 - 04/06/09 03:29 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Freestylah: How dare you make fun of my post? I'm so embarrassed.
Perhaps I need to rethink my entire philosophy of life. Apparently I've just been far too happy for far too long!
Then again, on second thought, maybe I'll be lazy and just stay happy in my own "ignorance" of the "real world", where the "smart" people know that when it comes to posting on XPT, it's all about the rage at what the other guys likes, baby...it's all about the self-inflicted rage. ;-)
I truly do find the "angry man" posts on any thread on a porn forum or site, no matter what the subject, to be funny. I mean, what kind of state must one's life be in to find the time and energy to get mad about and/or argue about posts, for God's sake? That's self-inflicted misery if ever there was such a thing.

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#413976 - 04/06/09 11:37 AM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Vintage Porsche(smells like oil and leather interior, but old)
I have a friend who owns/collects vintage Mercedes, Porsches and BMWs. I tell him that distinctive old German car smell is the jew-hair they stuff the upholstery with.
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#413977 - 04/06/09 03:32 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Vintage Porsche(smells like oil and leather interior, but old)
I have a friend who owns/collects vintage Mercedes, Porsches and BMWs. I tell him that distinctive old German car smell is the jew-hair they stuff the upholstery with.
That's just wrong but ohh so funny.
New baseball glove, gasoline and hot gear oil, lilacs and lily of the valley, fear, fresh ice, Vermont in late fall with the leaves down just before the frost, cheap bubblegum perfume on my old lady back in the day, kettle corn, ketel one and lime, GLUE... heh
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#413978 - 04/06/09 03:38 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 04/06/09
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#413979 - 04/06/09 04:24 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Haha the Murphy's reference is great!
To be responsive to the OP, I like the smell of a two-cycle outboard engine, bread baking and blood. Nitromethane isn't bad either, nor is regular racing fuel. The smell of cooking marinara sauce is great, too.
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#413980 - 04/06/09 04:29 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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new carpet
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#413985 - 04/07/09 08:59 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5103
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Sandalwood soap; ozone after showers; ysl pour homme; ginger beer; cedar chips.
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#413986 - 04/07/09 09:06 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Kombucha tea on a hot day
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#413987 - 04/07/09 09:21 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Lolita Lempika
So did I that's why I had it on my mind when I was in this thread, I still smell it on my PJ's now. It is very yummy and the bottle design is beautiful too.
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#413989 - 04/08/09 01:38 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Viz, you have excellent taste.
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#413990 - 04/08/09 02:11 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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Acqua di Gio is the greatest cologne a man can put on his body! yummm
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#413991 - 04/08/09 02:24 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Gia+Marley: Talking about parfumes, just out of curiosity, what do you ladies think about Geir Ness? That's what I've been using for the past few years.
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#413992 - 04/08/09 02:39 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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While we're asking, how about Guerlain Vetiver?
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#413993 - 04/08/09 02:56 PM
Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Guerlain Vertiver rocks, but that's old school. Some of the new colognes by Creed can replace that. Also stuff from Slatkin. And Croc, I haven't heard of that cologne. I'll have to investigate. Any guys here wear Yoji Yamamoto, the one in the black rubber bottle? I heart that so much. It's like Fall leaves, latex, vanilla, and verbena all in one.
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