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#413944 - 04/04/09 02:27 AM Your Favorite Scents
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Jasmine at night in Los Angeles, gardenia, winter, Thanksgiving dinner, VANILLA, cinnamon, patchouli, sage brush, Pine Sol, Williams-Sonoma fresh linen spray, baby powder, latex, wood, moss, fresh cut lawn, OATMEAL, the perfume Opium, garlic, TENNIS BALLS, new make-up, dirty hair, Sebastian Molding Mud, salt water in Florida, books, frangipani.
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#413945 - 04/04/09 04:24 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Pussy fresh from the shower.
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#413946 - 04/04/09 06:10 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I have a love-hate relationship with tea-rose perfume. The first time I got a blow job the girl was wearing it. I could smell the perfume on my clothes the rest of the day afterwards. Whenever I smell it my dick gets hard and I get horny. I hate it because it also reminds me of her in vivid detail.
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#413947 - 04/04/09 07:34 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 11/27/07
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The outdoors after a big thunder storm.

It's not a favorite but I've had 1 hamster pup who smelled like fresh cookies.
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#413948 - 04/04/09 09:38 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Clean sheets w/Gain Detergent and the new Downey Lilac Softnener. Laying in brand new sheets after they are washed first. (Always wash brand new sheets before I use them), take a shower and lay in a fresh clean bed....nothing better than that, the feeling is amazing.

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#413949 - 04/04/09 10:08 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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The cologne that I wear. Hashish.
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#413950 - 04/04/09 10:15 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 09/01/08
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fresh coffe in the can or brewing, bacon frying, fresh baked biscuits, a pot of chili, ionized air after a rain, the ocean, chocolate or vanilla especially on a girl, patchouli, apples and cinnamon, fresh fish cooked in lemon and garlic, loose tobacco especially cherry infused, my grandfathers farm when I was a child [manure included]
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#413951 - 04/04/09 10:17 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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One of my favorite smells is the pussy of a 20 yr. old girl who's wearing vanilla perfume. You can't say you've lived life until you've smelled that.
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#413952 - 04/04/09 10:55 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I will ans for Panzer...ode de poo....and yes it is TOLIET WATER.

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#413953 - 04/04/09 12:04 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Daffodils, lilacs, marijuana buds at 8 1/2 weeks flower, vanilla stripper lotion.

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#413954 - 04/04/09 12:06 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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When I was younger I slept with a girl who smelled like cotton candy and bubble gum.

If I ever smell that again my brain will probably burst.
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#413955 - 04/04/09 12:19 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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TENNIS BALLS




Wow.

I like the smell of petrol (gas), morning dew, fresh cut grass, spring rain, old book jacket covers, people's coffee (I don't drink coffee), old ink (for your pen) and our special effects girl's hair (I don't think this is a natural smell but she has this overpowering awesome and very Euro smell that emanates from her hair. And btw: I don't think it's dirty. I think it's some kind of shampoo or hair thing she's using but it's very boner inducing).
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#413956 - 04/05/09 12:36 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Coconut suntan lotion does it for me, anything Coconut!
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#413957 - 04/05/09 02:39 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
and pumpkin. how could I forget pumpkin?!!!
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#413958 - 04/05/09 08:16 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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For some reason I really like the smell of sharpies. And school buses. Victorias Secret Love Spell, fresh baked apple pie, baby powder, cocoa butter, candles after you blow them out, and kush.
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#413959 - 04/05/09 10:13 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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When I was younger I slept with a girl who smelled like cotton candy and bubble gum.

If I ever smell that again my brain will probably burst.



Wasn't me. I have always been told I smell like candy, sweet, gummy like Nerds Rope. Fuck, I love Nerds Rope. I think it's my hair, or the mix of Red Bull and menthol cigarettes.


My favorite scents: Sweet Pea (bath&bodyworks), cranberry, pumpkin, orange crush kush, old books, bookstores, hair dye, gasoline, night, spearmint, silicone, foam latex, formaldehyde, fabric softener, blown out candles, used matches, acid-free scrapbooking stuff, A&D ointment, (it reminds me of the old tattoo shop.) cherries, any kind of berry, pineapple, rainy, windy days, the nail salon (acrylic, acetone, alcohol.) Leather, paint, NeRDS!, Red bull and other energy drinks, mint toothpaste, mouthwash, and my kids, lame or whatever, they have a certain scent, even if its funky from them playing outside, they have a certain scent, I love it.

Oh and money, in a non Bree/raerae way. I also love the scent of hospitals.
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#413960 - 04/05/09 11:16 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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omg I forgot THE NAIL SALON!
yummmm
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#413961 - 04/05/09 11:23 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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skunk bud, the inside of a new car, a basket full of kittens and yarn, Remy Martin Louis XIII(not a cognac, a moment), Electro's hair after the lovin'
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#413962 - 04/05/09 11:25 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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omg I forgot THE NAIL SALON!
yummmm





So, you like the smell of Vietnamese?

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#413963 - 04/05/09 01:03 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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haha no, electro reminded me of the amazing smell of the acrylic stuff they use. The nail ladies always wear masks, but if it was me I would bury my face in the stuff all day.
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#413964 - 04/05/09 01:53 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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haha no, electro reminded me of the amazing smell of the acrylic stuff they use. The nail ladies always wear masks, but if it was me I would bury my face in the stuff all day.



Hehehe you fucking crackhead!


I would too though.


I do my own nails, I dont do acrylics always, but nail polish and nail polish remover scent is great too. it's a girl thing.

Oh I also love the scent of orange disinfecting wipes. I rarely find them so I get the lemon ones, they're good too.
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#413965 - 04/05/09 02:07 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Jasmine at night in Los Angeles, gardenia, winter, Thanksgiving dinner, VANILLA, cinnamon, patchouli, sage brush, Pine Sol, Williams-Sonoma fresh linen spray, baby powder, latex, wood, moss, fresh cut lawn, OATMEAL, the perfume Opium, garlic, TENNIS BALLS, new make-up, dirty hair, Sebastian Molding Mud, salt water in Florida, books, frangipani.




You don't like the smell of saffron?
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#413966 - 04/05/09 02:26 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I know. I've been exposed.
I had acrylics for a long time but it made my nails so weak and depleted that now I just do my own or get regular manicures.

Certain smells bring on waves of nostalgia for me... like chicken soup, vanilla, stale cigarette smell, vix vaporub, and toast.
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#413967 - 04/05/09 04:02 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Smell of my little girl, gasoline, burning tires, that specific mixture of all kinds of cheap perfumes one can smell only at strip clubs...
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#413968 - 04/05/09 04:12 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Smell of my little girl, gasoline, burning tires, that specific mixture of all kinds of cheap perfumes one can smell only at strip clubs...



Little girl? Daughter or pet name for your whore?


Does anyone else like?...

I'm wearing it now. Is this cheap enough for you?


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#413969 - 04/05/09 04:12 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Smell of my little girl, gasoline, burning tires, that specific mixture of all kinds of cheap perfumes one can smell only at strip clubs...




Parts of this post call for a 'Fixed', but I ain't gonna do it. Use your imagination.
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#413970 - 04/05/09 04:35 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Quote:

Little girl? Daughter or pet name for your whore?




Daughter. I don't care enough for my whores to give them pet names. "You" works just fine.

Quote:

Is this cheap enough for you?




I was considering jerking off to this sentence for a while. Does it make me bad person?

Freestylah: How dare you make fun of my post? I'm so embarrassed.

Perhaps I need to rethink my entire philosophy of life. Apparently I've just been far too happy for far too long!

Then again, on second thought, maybe I'll be lazy and just stay happy in my own "ignorance" of the "real world", where the "smart" people know that when it comes to posting on XPT, it's all about the rage at what the other guys likes, baby...it's all about the self-inflicted rage. ;-)

I truly do find the "angry man" posts on any thread on a porn forum or site, no matter what the subject, to be funny. I mean, what kind of state must one's life be in to find the time and energy to get mad about and/or argue about posts, for God's sake? That's self-inflicted misery if ever there was such a thing.
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#413971 - 04/05/09 08:59 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Burnt cookies!!! I can inhale that scent all night.
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#413972 - 04/05/09 09:37 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
I don't know why, but since I was a little girl I've loved the smell of Metro North train exhaust at Grand Central Station in NYC. I'm not kidding. If it could be bottled as a perfume, I'd wear it.

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#413973 - 04/05/09 09:40 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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#413974 - 04/06/09 03:29 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

Freestylah: How dare you make fun of my post? I'm so embarrassed.

Perhaps I need to rethink my entire philosophy of life. Apparently I've just been far too happy for far too long!

Then again, on second thought, maybe I'll be lazy and just stay happy in my own "ignorance" of the "real world", where the "smart" people know that when it comes to posting on XPT, it's all about the rage at what the other guys likes, baby...it's all about the self-inflicted rage. ;-)

I truly do find the "angry man" posts on any thread on a porn forum or site, no matter what the subject, to be funny. I mean, what kind of state must one's life be in to find the time and energy to get mad about and/or argue about posts, for God's sake? That's self-inflicted misery if ever there was such a thing.






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#413975 - 04/06/09 08:56 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Vintage Porsche(smells like oil and leather interior, but old), cinnamon, silver tip pine tree's, nitromethane, lemons right off the tree.

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#413976 - 04/06/09 11:37 AM Re: Your Favorite Scents
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Quote:

Vintage Porsche(smells like oil and leather interior, but old)




I have a friend who owns/collects vintage Mercedes, Porsches and BMWs. I tell him that distinctive old German car smell is the jew-hair they stuff the upholstery with.

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#413977 - 04/06/09 03:32 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Quote:

Quote:

Vintage Porsche(smells like oil and leather interior, but old)




I have a friend who owns/collects vintage Mercedes, Porsches and BMWs. I tell him that distinctive old German car smell is the jew-hair they stuff the upholstery with.




That's just wrong but ohh so funny.

New baseball glove, gasoline and hot gear oil, lilacs and lily of the valley, fear, fresh ice, Vermont in late fall with the leaves down just before the frost, cheap bubblegum perfume on my old lady back in the day, kettle corn, ketel one and lime, GLUE... heh
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#413978 - 04/06/09 03:38 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 04/06/09
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#413979 - 04/06/09 04:24 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
Bornyo Offline
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Haha the Murphy's reference is great!

To be responsive to the OP, I like the smell of a two-cycle outboard engine, bread baking and blood. Nitromethane isn't bad either, nor is regular racing fuel. The smell of cooking marinara sauce is great, too.

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#413980 - 04/06/09 04:29 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 07/30/06
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new carpet
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#413981 - 04/06/09 05:12 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

new carpet




That makes me cough. I love the smell of the cord getting stuck in the vacuum cleaner, though.
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#413982 - 04/06/09 07:11 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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I tell him that distinctive old German car smell is the jew-hair they stuff the upholstery with.











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#413983 - 04/07/09 06:48 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Lolita Lempika and Bath & Body Creme Brulee Body Wash and Lotion.
Smell of new shoes, and new jewelry. Has a certain smell.

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#413984 - 04/07/09 07:12 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Lolita Lempika




I wore that today. Even the purple apple bottle is yummy. Men go crazy for that scent, but stripclub customers didn't. I refused to wear body sprays, so any Michael Kors parfum worked, mostly the vanilla based ones.
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#413985 - 04/07/09 08:59 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Sandalwood soap; ozone after showers; ysl pour homme; ginger beer; cedar chips.
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#413986 - 04/07/09 09:06 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Kombucha tea on a hot day
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#413987 - 04/07/09 09:21 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Quote:

Quote:

Lolita Lempika






So did I that's why I had it on my mind when I was in this thread, I still smell it on my PJ's now. It is very yummy and the bottle design is beautiful too.

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#413988 - 04/08/09 12:29 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Quote:

Quote:

Lolita Lempika




I wore that today. Even the purple apple bottle is yummy. Men go crazy for that scent, but stripclub customers didn't. I refused to wear body sprays, so any Michael Kors parfum worked, mostly the vanilla based ones.




I bought Mrs. Vizzle the apple bottle one a while back, she loves that stuff. She also digs Clinique Happy and some other shit that smells like creme brulee.

I really like Acqua di Gio, probably my all time fav. Other than that, I love the smell of patchouli (as long as it's fresh and not on an unwashed hippie).
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#413989 - 04/08/09 01:38 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Viz, you have excellent taste.
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#413990 - 04/08/09 02:11 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Acqua di Gio is the greatest cologne a man can put on his body! yummm
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#413991 - 04/08/09 02:24 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Posts: 2056
Gia+Marley: Talking about parfumes, just out of curiosity, what do you ladies think about Geir Ness? That's what I've been using for the past few years.
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#413992 - 04/08/09 02:39 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
While we're asking, how about Guerlain Vetiver?

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#413993 - 04/08/09 02:56 PM Re: Your Favorite Scents
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Guerlain Vertiver rocks, but that's old school. Some of the new colognes by Creed can replace that. Also stuff from Slatkin. And Croc, I haven't heard of that cologne. I'll have to investigate. Any guys here wear Yoji Yamamoto, the one in the black rubber bottle? I heart that so much. It's like Fall leaves, latex, vanilla, and verbena all in one.
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