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Do you pay 11-year-olds from the neighborhood to write your material? Do you read a lot of Judy Blume books?

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Wow, Coke. +Points. You just took me back to a great point in my life. My brother used to pay me to write love letters for his whores. I was like 11-12 years old. Good money, funnest shit ever! I used to listen to The Buzzcocks for inspiration.


And I fucking loved Judy Blume books.


+ Points dude, really. However, don't forget I voted for Obama.


edited to add: My brother is 31 years old.