Meh, Coke won't show.

He doesn't love electrostatic....He's too busy jerking it to fantasies of have2cit professing his undying love....

...this is Coke's fantasy, obviously, not have2cit's....

Cue Coke's theme song...
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$10 says some dude's gonna make a cum shot montage of her to Candle in the Wind - Cum Stains