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#413882 - 04/03/09 07:56 PM
Coke.....lets you and me step out side.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
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"I luvst Electo, I don't care who knows it"
Trying to move in on my main squeeze electrostatic? Who the fuck do you think you are? Do think you're man enough? I'll rain shit down on you worse than GG Allin after he's chewed through a box of laxatives. I'll kill Tipton With a Triden and then you'll be next fucker. I will rage and rip you limb from limb for the right to clean up her cunt drippings with my tongue while her stomach acid cools on my balls.
Thunder dome mother fucker....One man enters...one tard gets squashed. You may be living on planet sadsack but you won't have to worry about snowblindness anymore once I send you to hell asshole.
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#413883 - 04/03/09 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Wtf??? [loucypher]She showed you her tits didn't she?. Fucken sellout.  [/loucypher] That said, I'm no one's squeeze, but.... Game, set, match!
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#413885 - 04/03/09 08:13 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
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Coke....they are gonna have to put you in a closed FEMA coffin.
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#413886 - 04/03/09 09:25 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 109
Loc: A seedy den of moral turpitude
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Meh, Coke won't show.
He doesn't love electrostatic....He's too busy jerking it to fantasies of have2cit professing his undying love....  
...this is Coke's fantasy, obviously, not have2cit's....
Cue Coke's theme song...
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#413887 - 04/03/09 10:05 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Ceramic God thingy, if you let me be your New Millenium Cyanide Christ, I'll silence the scary voices in your head. Follow the God of Cyanide into the new eternity.
Deal?
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#413888 - 04/04/09 12:54 AM
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^^^ I'd listen to him if I was you, flounder. He's in Pre-Med.
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#413889 - 04/04/09 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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All we need now is Cock Suckitson to bring his 3 degrees of homosexuality and this thread will officially be gayer than smartt's dick pic.
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#413890 - 04/04/09 06:58 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Electro's heart belongs to EBF but her body belongs to anyone with a pack of cable ties, a roll of duct tape and a non-descript van with blacked out windows.
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#413891 - 04/04/09 07:48 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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ragnoroknroll,
You're another one that I'm not really going to bother with. You're like a poodle yipping at my ankles. You know, not a threat. You should not be allowed to include that Ayn Rand reference in your name. You're not formidable or cool enough.
As for your pal HaveShit, do you realize that he's an adult who actually spent time trying to have a porn board poster "shunned" by his geeky internet pals? And that he's admitted to actually spending time tracking the "patterns" of XPT posters? We're talkin L-L-L-L-LOSER with N-N-N-N-N-No LIFE.
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#413892 - 04/04/09 07:53 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Ruin Trajectory
It would take me about 30 seconds to drop you, but I don't want to have to do that. You have to understand that the heart wants what the heart wants and Electro is just not feelin' you. It's hard for her to be brutally honest because she doesn't want to hurt you. But there it is.
She and I are making plans to get together, pop X and bone for hours and hours. Tantra! I'm sure you'll find the right girl someday. You just need to set your sights lower and shoot for a honey in your own league. Peace.
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#413896 - 04/04/09 11:02 AM
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Anonymous
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alright yous twos...why do you just have a coke and a smile and STFU! 
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#413897 - 04/04/09 01:27 PM
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^^^ I'd listen to him if I was you, flounder. He's in Pre-Med.
I thought it was pre-law.
What's the difference?
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#413898 - 04/04/09 02:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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It's official this thread is gayer than this: Click at your own risk!!!!! WARNING: Do not click if your stomach is as weak as Cock Suckitsons game.
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#413902 - 04/04/09 04:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#413904 - 04/04/09 08:44 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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ragnoroknroll,
You should not be allowed to include that Ayn Rand reference in your name. You're not formidable or cool enough.
Great, Coke is an Ayn Rand fan, he is fulfilling every cliche of an emotionally-arrested, intellectually stunted right wing nut. 
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#413905 - 04/04/09 08:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Horrible, misbegotten books. I read "Fountainhead" in high school due to a scholarship opportunity (no doubt, founded by right-wing knuckleheads)... Did not submit an essay due to the suckiness of the book. Instead, had a A+ Faulkner essay submitted to my teacher's proudest moment wherein he was 1 of 6 high school teachers from around the country flown to a yearly Oxford, MS consortium... ...he submitted my essay as an example of how a gifted high school kid could nail the complexity of Faulkner... 
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#413906 - 04/04/09 09:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I was into Rand in high school along with Nietzsche, De Sade, and having my mom pack my lunch consisting of Perrier and TicTacs, if that's any testament to people who think they're hot shit for reading Fountainhead.
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#413907 - 04/04/09 09:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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And here I was thinking ragnoroknroll was a GWAR reference.
clicky (video).
Edited by conquistador (04/04/09 09:15 PM)
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#413911 - 04/05/09 06:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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If both of you ever do decide to step outside make sure you are both on the same airplane first.
Edited by the unknown pervert (04/05/09 06:09 AM)
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#413913 - 04/05/09 07:56 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Gia: I was into Rand in high school along with Nietzsche, De Sade, and having my mom pack my lunch consisting of Perrier and TicTacs, if that's any testament to people who think they're hot shit for reading Fountainhead.
Too bad you didn't maintain your superficial attachement (with high school level understanding) to these authors. You could have been the first of "the new breed" instead of Sasha Grey.
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Claude: Great, Coke is an Ayn Rand fan, he is fulfilling every cliche of an emotionally-arrested, intellectually stunted right wing nut.
Whose alt are you again? From the 3rd grade sentence structure of the post I can tell you're one of our dumbest. Loserpher?
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Me: As for your pal HaveShit, do you realize that he's an adult who actually spent time trying to have a porn board poster "shunned" by his geeky internet pals? And that he's admitted to actually spending time tracking the "patterns" of XPT posters? We're talkin L-L-L-L-LOSER with N-N-N-N-N-No LIFE.
ragnoroknroll: Any sane response to this would just enable you further in your sad little life. Which you have less of than have2cit I'm sure.
Sooooo, you don't think this behavior makes HaveShit lame? What does this say about you?
Do you and him carpool to Star Trek conventions?
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ragnoroknroll: But it's a safe guess the term "ragnoroknroll" makes no appearance anywhere in her books. Fail.
Most pop culture references with "Ragnor" (misspelled from Ragnar) are traced back to an Ayn Rand character from Atlas Shrugged (a pirate who stole from parasites to give back to the rightful owners). I TOTALLY OVERESTIMATED YOU. You're obviously very uneducated, ignorant and culturally illiterate. I doubt you've ever heard of Ayn Rand before.
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Spunker: Horrible, misbegotten books.
I read "Fountainhead" in high school due to a scholarship opportunity (no doubt, founded by right-wing knuckleheads)...
Did not submit an essay due to the suckiness of the book.
Instead, had a A+ Faulkner essay submitted to my teacher's proudest moment wherein he was 1 of 6 high school teachers from around the country flown to a yearly Oxford, MS consortium...
...he submitted my essay as an example of how a gifted high school kid could nail the complexity of Faulkner...
Gee jackass, tell us more! Did you get any prizes for good attendance?
The only thing mildly interesting here is that it shows your intellectual evolution from high school student to adult. You went from brainwashed non-thinking liberal conformist to brainwashed non-thinking liberal conformist. A lot of people feel certain that they know it all when they're young, but then mature as they see how the world really works.
Bye dummies! Have a great day!
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#413914 - 04/05/09 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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and the gayness increases...........
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#413915 - 04/05/09 08:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Coke: Quote:
The only thing mildly interesting here is that it shows your intellectual evolution from high school student to adult. You went from brainwashed non-thinking liberal conformist to brainwashed non-thinking liberal conformist
/fail.
Evolution implies development, change, growth. It's a process where the end result differs from the starting point. What you describe is something else.
Keep trying! Unlike other posters, I still see progress in your efforts to actually contribute something of value to this board.
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#413918 - 04/05/09 09:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#413921 - 04/05/09 04:52 PM
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Apparantly, Coke and his three degrees have never heard of Norse mythology. Or ever listened to Wagner.
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#413922 - 04/05/09 05:00 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
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You could give a link, Jim.
Click to hear Wagner.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#413923 - 04/05/09 05:01 PM
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Chuck, the notion of a Nazi who hasn't listened to Wagner is somewhat reassuring.
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#413928 - 04/05/09 05:27 PM
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Way to type "ragnarok" into Google and hit "search".
Rand Boy's kicking himself for not doing that before trying to show off his erudition. Hilarious.
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#413929 - 04/05/09 10:13 PM
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Porn Icon
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Nice job, shit-for-brains! Way to type "ragnarok" into Google and hit "search". You couldn't be more right on the money. Many more people in our society are Norse mythology aficinados than have read Atlas Shrugged.
Coke, I want you to know that there are those among us who got the joke from the get go. It's time to expand your game . . .
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#413930 - 04/06/09 05:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Ha, this thread keeps getting better. It's like we don't even have to try, we respond, Cock Suckitson opens his mouth, and then owns himself.
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