I find Kelly Wells very attractive. I've never made any bones about that. She has a lithesome body that is very likely to age well and a facial look that reeks of inbred Charleston aristocracy- attractive eyes and a weak chin yet still good looking.

I'd really like to dress her up and take her to a few social clubs around here as my date in the deep South and watch the results.

In fact I'd take Kelly Wells to the prom.